water vs. wine

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CUparrot
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water vs. wine

Post by CUparrot »

WATER...

It has been scientifically proved that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Echerichia coli bacteria found in feces; in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, tequila, whiskey, Vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk sh*t

Than to drink water and be full of sh*t.
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Post by TropicalTroubador »

No sh*t?
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Post by ragtopW »

TropicalTroubador wrote:No sh*t?
none at all..
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