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redneck pickup lines
Posted: January 27, 2007 11:31 am
by ragtopW
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my
nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but
beauty's only a
light switch away.
8 ) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break
the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin
sleep til
afternoon.
Posted: January 27, 2007 1:26 pm
by aeroparrot
You know....... I knew some people in New Hampshire who tried some of these.
Posted: January 29, 2007 2:20 pm
by TropicalTroubador
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin
sleep til
afternoon.
Now *this* sounds like it could be made into a country song...(busy scribbling...)
Re: redneck pickup lines
Posted: January 29, 2007 5:14 pm
by johnson2113
ragtopW wrote:1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my
nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but
beauty's only a
light switch away.
8 ) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break
the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin
sleep til
afternoon.
Ragtopw are you a Scuba diver?
Re: redneck pickup lines
Posted: January 29, 2007 5:16 pm
by ragtopW
johnson2113 wrote:ragtopW wrote:1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my
nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but
beauty's only a
light switch away.
8 ) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break
the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin
sleep til
afternoon.
Ragtopw are you a Scuba diver?
no why??
Posted: January 29, 2007 5:20 pm
by johnson2113
Ok, I had just seen these posted on a scuba diving board I'm on, I guess it's just making the rounds.
Re: redneck pickup lines
Posted: February 1, 2007 4:28 pm
by parrotpartygod
ragtopW wrote:johnson2113 wrote:ragtopW wrote:1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my
nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but
beauty's only a
light switch away.
8 ) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break
the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin
sleep til
afternoon.
Ragtopw are you a Scuba diver?
no why??
Divers Do It Deeper
Posted: February 1, 2007 4:56 pm
by CapnK
johnson2113 wrote:Ok, I had just seen these posted on a scuba diving board I'm on, I guess it's just making the rounds.
it ain't easy to swim in all that Santa-gear.
Posted: February 3, 2007 12:04 pm
by parrotpartygod
CapnK wrote:johnson2113 wrote:Ok, I had just seen these posted on a scuba diving board I'm on, I guess it's just making the rounds.
it ain't easy to swim in all that Santa-gear.
Santa's still reeling from his last class action suit.
Posted: February 3, 2007 12:47 pm
by Elrod
Don't laugh, some of those atually worked.
Posted: February 4, 2007 9:11 pm
by flipflopgirl
Re: redneck pickup lines
Posted: February 4, 2007 9:47 pm
by ragtopW
ragtopW wrote:
8 ) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break
the ice."
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin
sleep til
afternoon.
<<<<<<< gonna remember these..
Re: redneck pickup lines
Posted: February 4, 2007 11:48 pm
by flipflopgirl
Posted: February 6, 2007 6:58 am
by unclejohn
Posted: February 6, 2007 7:27 am
by RinglingRingling
Elrod wrote:Don't laugh, some of those atually worked.
outside of Mississippi?
