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Posted: **January 31, 2007 1:36 pm**

Stress Management

Just in case you've had a rough day, here's an eight-step stress management technique recommended in the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works...

1. Picture yourself near a stream.

2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

3. No one but you knows your secret place.

4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic world.

5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

6. The water is crystal clear.

7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

8. See? You should be smiling already.

Have a Great rest of the day

Posted: **January 31, 2007 1:39 pm**

Are you sure this belongs in the jokes forum?

Posted: **January 31, 2007 1:58 pm**

Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's natural desire to choke the living s*** out of some a**hole who desperately deserves it.

Posted: **January 31, 2007 8:56 pm**

Posted: **January 31, 2007 9:05 pm**

buffettbride wrote:Are you sure this belongs in the jokes forum?

Only until we get a Mental Health forum...

(There is a secluded stream near my office)

Posted: **February 1, 2007 1:47 am**

Posted: **February 1, 2007 4:23 pm**

Posted: **February 3, 2007 12:54 pm**

Elrod wrote:
buffettbride wrote:Are you sure this belongs in the jokes forum?
Only until we get a Mental Health forum...

(There is a secluded stream near my office)

I thought that was the bar....

Posted: **February 3, 2007 1:15 pm**

So this is the New Jersey version of stress management or the Southie version?

Posted: **February 9, 2007 7:28 am**