Tears

11bravo · Post by **11bravo** » February 6, 2007 12:48 pm

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop.. but at the bar... You know... they have frozen beer glasses... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?

LISTEN UP CHICKEN $#$#! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE @#$% UP , DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR *&^%$' FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A *&^%$' BAR! THAT #$#$ IS OVER, GOT IT... JACKASS?"

and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 6, 2007 12:53 pm

Just shoot me in the head right now if that is what married life is like.

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » February 6, 2007 12:54 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:Just shoot me in the head right now if that is what married life is like.

only if you marry Gay or my ex

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 6, 2007 12:55 pm

dodged that bullet when the Tumour moved out. I really don't feel like going back to something like that.

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » February 6, 2007 1:05 pm

just try being the girl that wants to go out and see what you get...

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 6, 2007 1:44 pm

Conolulu wrote:just try being the girl that wants to go out and see what you get...

depends on the track record... nothing serious, just out for a couple beers? sure. coming home with lipstick, hair, and unmentionables dishevelled... it might be hard selling that concept again

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » February 6, 2007 3:19 pm

I'm gonna marry a Parrothead girl so that never happens..

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » February 6, 2007 3:23 pm

ragtopW wrote: I'm gonna marry a Parrothead girl so that never happens..

me too

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » February 6, 2007 3:24 pm

Capt.Flock wrote:
ragtopW wrote: I'm gonna marry a Parrothead girl so that never happens..
me too

Beware Parking lots and Phlockings far and wide..

the Boys of BN are crusin

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » February 6, 2007 4:04 pm

I got me one who says, "just a minute so I can put on my shoes"

East Texas Parrothead · February 6, 2007 4:15 pm

Conolulu wrote:just try being the girl that wants to go out and see what you get...

Exactly ... although, after 20 years, Mr. Mojito is kewl ... he now understands the concept of "girls' night out" ....