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GREEN SIDE UP!

Post by ToplessRideFL »

A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor
in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the
colors she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm."

The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then
he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!"

The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide. They wander into the
next room. She says, "In the dining room I'd like a light white, not stark,
but very bright and airy."

The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then
he goes to the window, leans out, and yells "Green side up"! The woman is evenmore perplexed but still lets it slide.

They wander further into the next room. She says, "In the bedroom, I'd
like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then once more he goes to the window, leans out and yells "Green side up"!


This is too much. The woman has to ask. So she says, "Every time I tell
you a color, you write it down, but then you yell out the window 'Green
side up.' What on earth does that mean?"




The contractor shakes his head and says, "I have four blondes laying sod
across the street."


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Post by RinglingRingling »

I heard it with football players instead of blondes laying the sod
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Post by redwinemaker »

An oldie but a goody! This joke has been a Boy Scout joke for many years with scouts of course being the butt of the joke
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Post by CapnK »

RinglingRingling wrote:I heard it with football players instead of blondes laying the sod
maybe they were blonde, football players
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Post by RinglingRingling »

CapnK wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:I heard it with football players instead of blondes laying the sod
maybe they were blonde, football players
then the instructions out the window would take twice as long...
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Post by TropicalTroubador »

I guess it's no longer politically correct to tell that one about ethnic minorities, like the way I first heard it, eh?
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Post by unclejohn »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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