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Posted By Anonymous
am helping to organize a tailgate party for a July concert there will roughly be 50 people attending. We are all friends and aquaintances of one person (my boss who is one of the biggest Buffet fans!!), many of us will not know each other. Instead of doing name tags I would like to do tags with a name on it that has something to do with Jimmy. I need as much help as possible I can come up with some but not fifty!
Any suggestions would be appreciated.

Signed:
One serious brown noser
Please e-mail me at [url=mailto:JacmOllis@aol.com]JacmOllis@aol.com[/url]

Posted By ohio
JacmOllis: you want 50 different Buffett-esque names to put on name tags for people to wear? (heck, we can do that with our eyes closed!) Clarify for me so we can get started...have you made the jello shots yet? ^^'s up!

Posted By capt.toni
1 serious brown noser,
You have come to the right place, my phriend.
Let the e-mails begin!

Posted By well duh
Serious brown noser (I like you already for your candor!):

Completely at random ----(you can play 'Name that Tune' with the name tags!)

Frank
Lola
Carmen
Dan
Marie
Boston Blackie
Ricky Ricardo
James Jones
Capt. Tony (not to be confused with ours -- though that's not a bad thing)
Marita, a dancer from the coast
Buford Pusser (for the office loser, but don't let this be known)
Salome (for the office friendly girl, but, again, don't let this be known)

I'm tired & punchy -- but, going first, get to start with the really obvious stuff. I'm sure you'll get much more creative suggestions from the rest of the crew -- headparrothead seems like he'd be an excellent source for this sort of thing.

Posted By Mother0shn
1 Serious Brown Noser: To continue for our groggy WD -

Sky & Penny King
Billy Voltaire
Andy Devine
Cougie
Texas Ben
Sexy Sadie
Freddy Bear, Kelly Bear, Really Bear et al
Spider John & Diamond Lil
Monty Hall & Carol Merrill
Cousin Baxter
Murphy, Walker & Willis
Sonja, Phil & Mason
Tony Lama
Princess Lisa
Magnus
Sweet Melissa
Travis McGee
Gardner McKay
Joe (down in Mexico)
Sister Mary Mojo
Lovely Isabella
Jason Mason
Auntie Mae & Papa T
Bob Roberts
Desdemona
Nordstrom
Skip Wiley
and Mark Twain makes 50 - of course I am leaving out the obvious Bubba, Jane, Savannah, Cameron and Delaney

"so long boss ----- me and Snake will watch your place and treat it like our own"

Enjoy!!!

Posted By well duh
Motheroshn -- I sag before you!!! well done. Told you I was doing the easy ones.....

Posted By headparrothead
jacMo:

Ace
Frank Bama
Trevor Kane
Joe Merchant
Freddie Fishstick
Toosay
Cosmic Muffin (for the acid freak/pastry chef of your group)
Marvin Gardens
Kitty Litter (for the cat lover)
Peets (for the woman who could be Jimmy's mom)
Anita Bryant
Norman Paperman
Henny, his wife
daughter-Hazel
his boy Elroy...sorry couldn't resist
Iris Tramm
Hippolyte
Aurora and Boring Alice
Zion
Marian
Shrimper Dan
Spooner
Little Miss Magic
Fingers
Sauce Boss
Mr. Spaceman
Spicoli
The Christian?
Ellis Dee
Richard Frost
Captain America
Holly
God's Own Drunk (make 50 of this one)
Mango Man
Uncle Warren
Salome
12 volt man
Brown Eyed Girl
Honey Do (for the one that puts out the most)
....sorry folks couldn't resist that one....
Jolly Mon (for the best singer)
Mr. Utley
Spago
Fausto
Tully Mars
Oscar Wilde
Uncle John (but he has to have a band)
Zorro

that's all I've got...46---d*m,d*m,d*m--
I'm a complete and total failure

Posted By well duh
serious brown noser -- told you that'd be your source!!

Posted By ohio
dang- ya'll cheated! I was waiting for the brown-noser to answer before I posted any names! That'll teach me to patiently wait! You're lists are great, you guys!! ^^'s up!
...my whole world lies waiting...

Posted By capt.toni
The Wino
Rockafella Square
Tracy (isn't sure what really gives)
Sheila (what's in that Calaloo)
Meadows (Iris's german shepherd)
bathtubslider (thought I'd throw that one in and see if she's out there anywhere paying attention)

Posted By snake
I just can't believe that you have left out SNAKE, Ever Lasting Moonie, and Jonny D. What are you thinking ???? Where are the gypsies ?????? Who's gunna throw someone in the pool or get more wine??

Posted By ohio
...save me, I'm waiting in my condo!

Posted By capt.toni
We didn't leave'em out, we just wanted to get you posting more often. And I'll take another glass of red while your're up, snake!

Posted By well duh
capt toni -- check your email, please.

Posted By parrothead1492
Can Bubba be used or is that like using Buffet's name??

Posted By parrothead1492
oops.. I forgot a t.
BUFFETT.

Posted By ohio
...maybe for extra points give the 'Bubba' name tag to the boss being sucked up to? ^^'s up!

Posted By kimp
please don't forget my favorite billy clyde who i believe was not insane

Posted By ashley
Just don't spell Buffett with one T! He's not an 8.95 all you can eat special!!