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Posted By pHEADpUNK
By: pHEADpUNK

Squalls out on Wall Street
Big boom coming soon
Bought some shares of Buffett
Up 2 and half points since noon
Stood up and tried to focus
On my laptop screen not to far
Watchin the stock prices risin
Cuz now I own a good chunk of his bar

Chorus:
And now I must confess, I shoulda bought the rest
I can't wear these Hawaiian shirts very long
Yes it's quite insane, margaritas down the drain
Martiniville is how it will go on

There's was somethin' about his music
and the way it made you feel
swillin drinks and wearing grass skirts
It was really quite a big deal
never tired, Bubba always inspired
We all knew it wouldn't last long
All we have left is from bootleg theft
The way it felt to hear a live song

Chorus:
And now we must confess, when he is laid to rest
How the money , it all really p*** us off
But if its just the same, we felt it really lame
The meaning of it all was lost, its such a shame

Well the stock is really crashing now
Fifty points there abouts
I’m losing all my marbles
And having some Corporate doubts
It's time to close the bankroll
It's time to hide inside
Put in a bootleg tape and down some crushing Grape
Close my eyes and remember the ride

Chorus:
And now I must confess, Margaritaville was put to rest
I no longer have 70 cents to buy conch fries
Yes it's quite insane, I have to soothe my brain
Reminisce about the way the phans would carry on
Coda:
Yes, I have no choice, I know I must go on

Posted By ohio
PHPunk: I may not agree with you 100%, but I'll tell you...these are good! ^^'s up!

Posted By capt,toni
pHeadpUnk,
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Posted By pHEADpUNK
Thanx Ohio and Capt. This is a good way for a PH to grieve. Ohio, I miss the way it was, even though I wasn't there that long ago. But heck, the old cds havent changed right?

Posted By ohio
PheadPunk: (easier to type!) I know what you mean, & I love the way you express it! Stay in our harbour for awhile, you liven it up just fine!! ^^'s up!

Posted By capt.toni
PghPirate,
Please e-mail me.

Posted By ohio
Capt: I think she's away from the 'puter for a few days... ^^'s up!

Posted By Anonymous
I think your song [color=ff0000]•••••••[/color] sucks donkey dick!!!!

Posted By sonofabeach
Great song
I'm ROTFLMBFLWAO!!!!!!!!!!

Posted By ohio
SonOfA: you lost me somewhere in the middle of that last one? Can you tell me what the additions are, or will that get you red dots? ^^'s up!

Posted By Caribbean Soul
'm guessing major red dots!
-CS

Posted By MINISTEROFMARGARITA
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I REALLY THINK THIS "ACRONOMICALLY CHALLENGED" GUY UNDERSTOOD THAT. I'LL POST IT BACKWARDS SO I DON'T JOIN THAT SELECT GROUP OF THE RED DOTTED. WHAT SONOFABEACH SAID WAS: (REMEMBER TO READ IT BACKWARDS)

GNILLOR
NO
EHT
ROOLF
GNIHGUAL
YM
GIB
TAF
YLIL
ETIHW
SSA
FFO

NOW REMEMBER, THE NEXT TIME YOU TRY TO SPEAK AROUND ME USING THOSE DOG NMAD ACRONYMS, KEEP IN MIND I'M GETTING GOOD AT THIS.

(BOTWAFLMNSFAO)

Posted By 2fla
pHEADpUNK: very, very clever. That trip to Mexico brought out the creativity!

MoM: Ok, now what does that mean?

Posted By ohio
MofM: I've never accused you of being acronymically challenged! You actually seem to be quite clever at it! I think you figured his out, LOL. Now, please answer the lovely 2Fla's question, thank you. ^^'s up!

Posted By MINISTEROFMARGARITA
OHIO:
YOU MAKE MY LIFE SO FUN (JUST THINK IF WE ACTUALLY KNEW EACH OTHER). NO, YOU DIDN'T ACCUSE ME OF BEING ACRONYMICALLY CHALLENGED................I DID!!!!!! IT TOOK AWHILE TO FIGURE OUT S.O.B.s, BUT I JUST PUT IN THE STANDARD WORDS FOR THAT PHRASE, AND FIGURED OUT THE REST (THE F.L.W. PART) BY THINKING WHAT I WOULD SAY IF IT WERE ME (NOT REALLY-I'M ONLY KIDDING, S.O.B.).


2FLA:
HERE GOES, BUT AGAIN, I HAVE TO DO IT BACKWARDS SO THE CENSOR POLICE DON'T FRY MY "SDANOG."

GNICNUOB
FFO
EHT
SLLAW
DNA
ROOLF
GNIHGUAL
YM
TON
OS
TAF
SSA
FFO

THERE IT IS, SEE, THAT WAS EASY RIGHT?
GOTTA GO-EVAH A YREV LUFTIURF YAD, ENOYREVE!!!

Posted By ohio
MrMinisterMan: You've got to e-mail me before Cincy so I can let you buy me that drink! (do you collect patches?) more later, thanks for laugh! ^^'s up!!

Posted By MINISTEROFMARGARITA
HIO-OHIO-OHIO-OHIO-OHIO-OHIO-OHIO-OHIO-OHIO-OHIO:

I ABSOLUTELY MOST DEFINATELY YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT COLLECT POLICE DEPARTMENT PATCHES. YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES!!!

ANYONE YOU CAN GET ME, I'D BE FOREVER GREATFUL. IF YOU COULD GET ME ONE FROM CLEVELAND, I'LL BE YOUR SLAVE FOR LIFE (WHY AM I ALL OF A SUDDEN VERY UNCOMFORTABLE). I HAVE SEVERAL I COULD TRADE WITH YOU, INCLUDING A COUPLE FROM HONOLULU. LET ME KNOW. I'LL TAKE WHATEVER YOU CAN GIVE ME (I'M STILL UNCOMFORTABLE). E-MAIL ME: [url=mailto:garr@avalon.net]garr@avalon.net[/url]
I WILL SEE YOU IN CINCINNATI, I HOPE. (YOU WILL BE KIND TO ME, RIGHT? I DO BRUISE EASY).

Posted By sonofabeach
Minister,
you are a genius!!!!!!
The official BUFFETTNEWS.COM Code Cracker!!!!!!

Are you sure you're not a democrat?

PHinz UP!!!!!!!!!!!
SYLA

Posted By MINISTEROFMARGARITA
SONOFABEACH:
AWC.

I'M SURE I'M NOT A DEMOCRAT, BUT I DON'T GET THE CODE CRACKER BIT? CARE TO EXPLAIN TO A NOT SO PERCEPTIVE DAMN NEAR SENIOR CITIZEN?

(THE MINISTRESS THINKS I LOOK LIKE AN ALLIGATOR, TOO).