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Posted By pHEADpUNK
By: pHEADpUNK

Nibblin' on caviar
profits made at his own bar
All of those Parrotheads covered in Buffett shirts
Feels like a bee sting
As we all watch the one thing
That makes us escape from life’s little hurts

Chorus:
Investing a lot more stocks in Margaritaville
Give me 5k on his new KrispyKreme
Some people claim that there is money to blame
But I hope it's not Washington’s fault

I don't know the reason
That come summer season
I went out and got me this brand new tattoo
Margaritaville logo
Lawyers said “That’s a no no”
They cut off my arm and told me they’d sue

Chorus:
Passing the buck again in Margaritaville
Heard he now has rights to the word ‘salt’
Some people say that it will be that way
I don’t know
It’s the Lawyers fault

I sang the word flip-flop
Wearing a coco-nut top
Got a notice I might lose my home
I’m a first time offender
A copyright bender
Just how long will all this legal nonsense go on

Court date coming again with Margaritaville
Hummed a bar of Volcano then I got caught
Some people claim I’ve got myself to blame
But I know Corporate tickets were bought
Yes and some people claim that it’s the lawyers to blame
We all know it must be our fault

Posted By capt.toni
pHeadpUnk,
Bravisimo! Encore! You better copyright it NOW or
you know what else!
Keep it up, that was the best laugh I've had all week!

Posted By pamelita
Thank you, thank you, i have tears running down my cheeks! I think I will forward it over to Margaritaville.com. and maybe COBO would get a kick out of it too. May I????

Posted By reality
Logging on to Buffett news
Drunk on cheap booze
All of these morons posting their life stories
Hate capt. toni
What a big phony
His opinions make me want to puke

Chorus:
Losers wasting away in Trailerville
Searching for their pupose in life
Parrothead Jim claims my posts are bitter as salt
But I will post anyway, and not get caught

I am amazed at the reason
That Talking about your baby's life is so pleasin'
nothing to show for your time but a aol bill
It's a real doozie
Your trivial tirades make me woozie
Since your lives have no meaning, guess talking to
digital friends will have to do

Chorus:
Lisa Davis munching carpet in Lesboville
Searching for a dyke companion or a kosher dill
Some people say that ohio fits the bill
But I know Gabuffetfan will do

Juicyfruit works at k-mart pushing a wet mop
While pghpirate is pulled over by a state cop
guess that peeping tom will be sent back to his
prison home.
There is always an anonymous post sender
Probably some digruntled wanna-be Bartender
These post boards are all they have to feel
strong.

chorus:
Wasting time better spent with family in
Buffetnewsville
Explaining why tattoos are so wrong
Most of you clones will never have a clue
I pay for your welfare, what more can I do.
Most normal people agree, that you should find
something better to do.
and I know, It's all that obese navymom's
fault..............

Posted By pamelita
Too late, I did.

Posted By Susanne
pHEADpUNK----GREAT ONE HONEY!!!!!

Instant fan..Where can I buy tickets!!!

Susanne

Posted By well duh
HEY PHANS -- here's my response to ONE PARTICULAR MORON:

A special song for - oh, you know who you are….lots of nastiness lately. While Margaritaville is the national anthem, this might be a 'regulars' anthem. I present for your consideration: One Particular Moron:


Hey-ahh! Oh it's back now!!
And we're reading-stuff obscene!!
Hey-ahh! Oh it's back now!!
And we're reading, things so nasty, things so mean……

I know we don't hear him often enough,
But Lord, you know we try (NOT),
It's a magic kind of ignorance
No mere a**hole could supply.

But there's this one particular moron,
Sheltered by the storm.
Whose nonsense seems to say on here,
No matter what the norm.

A most particular raving moron,
So lame & yet so near,
Who feeds our days as we laugh away,
& sometimes disappear. (we can only hope!)

& then I think about the good times,
back when the moron has been absent,
in our discussion days we were so nice,
laughing amongst all the congruent,
we had a chance to see our world spin,
hearing differing ideas & planning,
listening to the opinions
of the 'nice guys'
listening to the pleasance that makes the world go round……

Chorus (& with a liberal application of the 'ignore'button)

Times behind the moron - looking to our friends;
Where he hid behind his screen names,
& we were safe within.
A most particular calling sandbox , safe for pleasant folk,
When he jumped on in, we hated him,
& were all inclined to choke (HIM).

But there's this one particular moron,
Keeps on coming back,
I hope he'll stay just the … hell.. away.. from here,
And head off somewhere black.

Chorus ( with repetitions of amens)

Posted By Susanne
WAY TO GO WELL-DUH!!
AND THE GRAMMY GOES TOOOOOOO........WELL-DUH!!!

Susanne

Posted By capt.toni
WD,
No one could've put it more eloquently.
You're wasting your talents at work.
Copyright it and fast!

Posted By headparrothead
pheadpunk:

i almost spit dr.pepper all over my keyboard...good one.

you too, WD

Posted By well duh
capt toni -- check your email, please; I might have helped with The Cause.

Posted By well duh
capt toni -- PLEASE check your email -- not only helped the cause, but believe I have since remembered the lost verse........

Posted By PGHPIRATE
REALITY;

YOU ARE WASTING YOUR "HIGH-PAYING, ROCKET SCIENTIST BRAINS" BEING A WEB PAGE DESIGNER SON, YOU SHOULD BE WRITIN BUFFETT LYRICS!!!!! AND I THANK YOU FOR REMEMBERING TO PUT ME INTO YOUR SONG, MAKES ME FEEL REEEALLL SPECIAL. FYI, IN YOUR NEXT SONG, I'M FEMALE, NAVYMOM AND I AREN'T FAT AND NOT ON "THE WELFARE". AND WE SHOULD FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO??? YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH US LIKE WE'RE OBSESSED WITH JIMMY!

Posted By pHEADpUNK
Thanx to my new found fans, I will be touring next summer As pHEADpUNK and the Nasty Sneaker Band... Although I feel strongly about copyrights, I place none on my material. After all, the only payment I want is for people to laugh. Laughing takes you further than money ever will!!!

NoProb Pamelita!!! Thanx for liking it...

Posted By ohio
pHEADpUNK: (ok- first of all, that's WAY too hard to type!!) If that's the only payment you want, son, I just gave you a dandy bonus for the YEAR!! ^^'s up to you!
Capt.Toni: check your e-mail, I need to revise my origianl message to you from this morning!!
WD: You're the best!
PghPirate:

Posted By well duh
Ohio -- incoming email.

Posted By The Sandbox
Ode to reality check: Wasting Away in Ignoramusville

Nibbl'in on stale cake.
Feeling my teeth break.
All while the sandbox is laughing at me.
Try'in to get meaner, just strumm'in my wEiner.
Smell those beans, hey, you had better flee!

chorus:
Wasting away again in Ignoramusville.
Search'in for my lost daddy's last name.
My mommy does claim it's the milkman to blame,
But I know, it's Uncle Jeb's fault.

Don't know the reason,
I log on all seasons.
Got nothing to show, but egg on my face.
But I am a real man.
For the mothers I slam.
Why I exist, I haven't a clue.

chorus

I blew out my pullups.
Stepped on my sippy cup.
I wet my pants, had to be helped on back home.
But there's meds in the blender.
And soon it will render,
That lithium drink that's not strong enough.

chorus

The sandbox wears tank tops.
Their beauty makes my jaw drop.
I wish I could join them, they have so much fun.
But I'm a big loser.
My mommy's a boozer.
How could I hope to ever fit in?

chorus

Don't have a life.
Can't get a wife.
No real woman would ever have me.
So I try to get even.
Be'in vulgar and heathen.
But ROTFLTAO is all that I see.

chorus

Posted By well duh
Hey sandbox -- I'm proud to have been a contributor--

Posted By Susanne
what are u still doin up??

sus

Posted By Susanne
I love it all!!!! I'm saving it for the times i need a good laugh and to smile!!

Susanne