Husbands and wives
Posted: April 21, 2007 3:44 pm
#1
A woman had bought some VERY sexy lingerie and was waiting for her husband when he came home. She flashed him her new purchases and purred "You can tie me up and do anything you want" So he tied her up and went golfing.
#2
A woman came home, pulled into the driveway, slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car yelling to her husband. "START PACKING, I WON THE LOTTERY!!!" The husband replied, all excited, "GREAT should I pack for the mountains or the beach?" The wife replied "I don't care, just get out!"
A woman had bought some VERY sexy lingerie and was waiting for her husband when he came home. She flashed him her new purchases and purred "You can tie me up and do anything you want" So he tied her up and went golfing.
#2
A woman came home, pulled into the driveway, slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car yelling to her husband. "START PACKING, I WON THE LOTTERY!!!" The husband replied, all excited, "GREAT should I pack for the mountains or the beach?" The wife replied "I don't care, just get out!"
