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How do you wipe?

Lefty, reach around
3
6%
Righty, reach around
27
57%
Lefty, reach between the legs
2
4%
Righty, reach between the legs
15
32%
 
Total votes: 47

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How do you wipe?

Post by CaptainP »

In the spirit of meaningless polls....


I was just "sitting around" today and thought about this. How do you wipe?
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Re: How do you wipe?

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CaptainP wrote:In the spirit of meaningless polls....


I was just "sitting around" today and thought about this. How do you wipe?
as long as you're not "posting while on the pot", it's ok. :o
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Re: How do you wipe?

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CapnK wrote:
CaptainP wrote:In the spirit of meaningless polls....


I was just "sitting around" today and thought about this. How do you wipe?
as long as you're not "posting while on the pot", it's ok. :o

"Posting on Pot". Is that like PWI?
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Post by flipflopgirl »

:o :o :o :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i can't answer the poll right now because i am WIPING THE COFFEE OFF MY MONITOR RIGHT NOW!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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CaptainP wrote:
CapnK wrote:
CaptainP wrote:In the spirit of meaningless polls....


I was just "sitting around" today and thought about this. How do you wipe?
as long as you're not "posting while on the pot", it's ok. :o

"Posting on Pot". Is that like PWI?
well there are various degrees...

1) you've got your normal POP which gets the germophobes freaked out

2) super-POP = POP + PWI. This can be dangerous depending on the height of pot.

3) alternative meaning of pot, this is very similar to PWI, but can lead to staring of the beautiful emoticons for extended periods of time.

4) the very rare, POP while on alternative pot. This is not for beginners.
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Re: How do you wipe?

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CapnK wrote:
CaptainP wrote:
CapnK wrote:
CaptainP wrote:In the spirit of meaningless polls....


I was just "sitting around" today and thought about this. How do you wipe?
as long as you're not "posting while on the pot", it's ok. :o

"Posting on Pot". Is that like PWI?
well there are various degrees...

1) you've got your normal POP which gets the germophobes freaked out

2) super-POP = POP + PWI. This can be dangerous depending on the height of pot.

3) alternative meaning of pot, this is very similar to PWI, but can lead to staring of the beautiful emoticons for extended periods of time.

4) the very rare, POP while on alternative pot. This is not for beginners.
This could get out of control quickly.... :lol:
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Post by ~Hippolyte~ »

I think you'll end up needing a 'combo' or at least an 'other' option before too long.
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Post by CaptainP »

~Hippolyte~ wrote:I think you'll end up needing a 'combo' or at least an 'other' option before too long.
Too late!


I should've put "Bidet"


...or "Three seashells"...
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Post by LIPH »

To a certain segment of the population, "reach around" has an entirely different meaning. :lol:
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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LIPH wrote:To a certain segment of the population, "reach around" has an entirely different meaning. :lol:
:o
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is this for real?! :o :o
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PIA wrote:is this for real?! :o :o
I was bored. And sitting on the can.... :wink:
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Post by PIA »

CaptainP wrote:
PIA wrote:is this for real?! :o :o
I was bored. And sitting on the can.... :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by SharkOnLand »

I think there needs to be a "cat" option.
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It depends on whether the poop floats. [smilie=noeyedear-shrugging.gif]
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Post by CaptainP »

We have a lot of righty's out there....
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Post by CaptainP »

So, Joann wipes with a "High Quality Rubber"....
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Post by Wino you know »

:roll:
Another slow day at B.N.?

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Post by Tequila Revenge »

Did you forget Sheryl Crow style?
got to stop wishin' got to start fishin'....
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