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Posted By headparrothead
sung to: "Please Take Your Drunken 15 yr old Girlfriend Home"

Please take your lawyer-friend home
she's pretty stupid to take all of us on here alone
us parrotheads won't stand for this too long
So please take your stupid, goddamn, hateful lawyer-friend home

She just sent old Bob a note
said he couldn't give us some free shows
I'd like to take my E-machine
drive to her house and stuff it up her nose

She's stupid and she doesn't even know
the lyrics to Margaritaville, Come Monday, Fins or even Volcano

So please take your lawyer-friend home
she's pretty stupid to think she can pick on Bob alone
we parrotheads won't take this crap for long
So please take your stupid, goddamn, hateful lawyer-friend home

Now Jimmy, Bob is a good guy
that's the truth-I cannot tell a lie
We've been your fans for most your life
Hell-we even love your kids and Jane, your wife

But Bob, he just spread the word
like a songline floating on the breeze
Who does Judy think she is
to bring our good friend Bob down to his knees?

So please take your lawyer-friend home
she must think we're afraid and that we'll leave this thing alone
Bob had a pretty good plan all along
and that was to bring us live versions of some hardly-ever played songs

Yeh, so what if our good friend Bob
was really in the wrong?