Top Ten Signs You're a Parrothead

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 9, 2000 1:08 am

Posted By Maryglenn
When you wake up and the first thing that comes to mind is "I love cajun martinis and afternoon golf"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 9, 2000 10:36 pm

Posted By gmite
do not remember any shows

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 9, 2000 11:05 pm

Posted By Donna
When the song you refer to as "Your wedding song" is "Why Don't We...". Or your kids sing "Why don't we get drunk & Moo."... at the age of 2. (couldn't have 'em disrespecting their other elders at that tender age

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 9, 2000 11:25 pm

Posted By BUFFETTFAN
You know you're a Parrothead when... Your Christmas decorations include fake palm trees, tree ornaments from Margaritaville, a bermuda short, parrot-covered shirt, Birkenstock, sunglass wearing Santa holding a margarita glass & a "Happy b'day Jimmy" sign adorns your lawn (especially when a 10' neon palm tree towers over his head!!!!). Any questions ?!?!?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 9, 2000 11:49 pm

Posted By dmark
You know your a parrothead when,
1. Your office door is covered with parrots
2. Your favorite drink is Margaarita's
3. JB Music at home, car & office
4. Wants to move to the Carribean, Mon
5. Request JB music at weddings & parties
6. Wants to live on a Sailboat
7. Has to keep buying Blenders
8. Day dreams about palm trees & beaches
9. Doesn't like to wear shoes
10. Everyone says "She's Crazy"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 9, 2000 11:55 pm

Posted By dmark
You know your a parrothead when,
1. Your office door is covered with parrots
2. Your favorite drink is Margarita's
3. JB Music at home, car & office
4. Wants to move to the Carribean, Mon
5. Request JB music at weddings & parties
6. Wants to live on a Sailboat
7. Has to keep buying Blenders
8. Day dreams about palm trees & beaches
9. Doesn't like to wear shoes
10. Everyone says "She's Crazy"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 10, 2000 1:49 am

Posted By navymom74
you know you are a parrothead when you have 2 christmas trees one regular and one decorated just for jimmy and you go to your nearest bakery and have them scan Jimmy's' picture on it and sing "Happy Birthday" to him in your loudest voice and all you want for christmas is Jimmy presents and you get them!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 10, 2000 1:31 pm

when you buy 10 jerry jeff walker cds simply because you heard that he and jimmy drove to key west together back in the day ...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 10, 2000 3:00 pm

Posted By Anonymous
Your Girlfriend breaks up with you because she likes Jimmy Buffett but not that much.......

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 10, 2000 3:07 pm

Posted By MDParrothead
You wake up every morning in a hammock tied in between two 30 foot Palm Trees.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 10, 2000 3:54 pm

Posted By parethead1
you have 18 of his cd's and say that is not enought that you need more of them

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 10, 2000 5:00 pm

Posted By pheadme
Your kitchen is called "Buffett Boulevard," has a picnic table w/a parrott head painted on it, lime green candles and a margarita glass sit on the mantel, your family pic is framed in a Margariataville frame, your license plate reflects a JB song, you travel from MD to Tampa to see Buffett in concert, your dog wears a Margaritaville collar, and some part of parrothead is in your email address,

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 10, 2000 6:58 pm

Posted By JULES
YOU LAY OUT OF WORK WITH "YOUR BOSS" TO STAND IN LINE FOR TICKETS!!!!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 11, 2000 8:04 pm

Posted By Charley DeBow
You know you are a parrothead when you wake up on the day of the concert and leave earlier then you would for work/school. When you are the first to arrive in the parking lot at 7am. When you crack your first Corona when most people are drinkin coffee. And when you diet consist of food fliped on the grille with a slim jim.When you get you photo up on the screen during "Changes in LAttitude. changes in ATtitude". Like we did in camden with out putting green.When you take the day off between concerts to go the nudie bar with you buddies.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 11, 2000 8:15 pm

Posted By joey joey jo-jo shabado
when you own more hawaian shirts than underwear, and damn proud of it!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 12, 2000 9:32 pm

Posted By Nick Dyer
You plan the conception of your children around tour dates so your wife can drink at the show!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 14, 2000 2:09 am

Posted By CRSRAllen
You purchase a $1500.00 set of steel pans at a Boston drum shop, & then teach yourself to play !

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 14, 2000 2:26 am

Posted By flo
hey navymom74: I'm that sister that decorated the christmas tree for jimmy's birthday, did it in a grass skirt, coconuts while watching Live by the Bay and drinking Parrot Bay and pineapple juice.....remember??????? When i die, nothing but Jimmy tunes played....how about "it's been a lovely cruise".....fins up flo

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 14, 2000 3:51 am

Posted By navymom
hey honey if u remember i was there helping u decorate the jimmy tree with windows wide open so all the neighbors could enjoy jimmy with us remember???? do u remember the cops came to the house on the day of the concert (u werent home but called them about that dog) and the cop came and i was dressed in my "jimmy finery" we were getting ready to go to the concert and he just laugphed and said ya all have a good time. as far as when i die we agreed to nothing but jimmy music playin (gene concurs) i want to be dressed in a grass skirt and buried tits down (so the whole world can KISS MY ASS)while my ashes are being spread over Key West or Cape Cod Mass see u soon honey

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 14, 2000 3:58 pm

Posted By Deiza
When your 3 yr old constantly requests the "cheeseburger" song, the "jelly-bean" song, the "volcano" song, the "popeye" song, and the "shark" song