Top Ten Signs You're a Parrothead

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 14, 2000 10:42 pm

Posted By Cherri
When, as an English teacher, you create a test around a quote from Songlines, by Bruce Chatwin. When a student comes into class singing Brown Eyed Girl, you loan her your copy of Tue, Thur, Sat so she can hear the best version of that song.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 15, 2000 1:09 pm

Posted By NAVYMOM74
CHERRI, WHAT A GREAT TEACHER YOU MUST BE!!!!! WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 15, 2000 1:31 pm

Posted By GaBuffettFan
NavyMom - I've been trying to e-mail you and keep getting an error message - please e-mail me with an address - I would like to ask you a questions please. Thank you

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 15, 2000 2:03 pm

Posted By annie sims
When reasoning with HURRICANE season is your favorite time of year, espically if it's on your birthday- hurricane parties on the MS gulf coast baby- we know how to do it right!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 16, 2000 3:56 am

Posted By Blondi
When you truly realize that the Coral Reefers & Jimmy are the most talented people in the area of music that you have ever heard!
When you have a mid-term tomorrow, and you're reading this website instead of studying!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 16, 2000 12:04 pm

Posted By ken a very old parrot head
If in your will you want to be buried in your best tropical shirt and at the funeral they are playing changes in latitudes and they are handing out one last margartia for the road.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 16, 2000 3:35 pm

Posted By jasmelbyrd
You know your a parrothead when you quit your dayjob,move to a tropical isle, open a space station/bait shop build an addition on the side and hang up a sign "Jellyfish DONT Pay Rent"
jameltpc

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 16, 2000 6:17 pm

Posted By navymom74
hello fellow parrothead! that sounds great are you hiring? The only work clothes i have these days are grass skirts, coconut bras, jimmy buffett tee shirts and flip flops and my favorite scent to wear is coconut oil. I'm low maintance and I feed right after dark in a local bar. I choose to drink my dinners while setting sail with Captain Morgan. I also have a sister that's a parrothead and we both have the same qualifications. Do you have a tiki hut we can rent or should we keep our beach house on the moon?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 16, 2000 9:07 pm

Posted By JBuffet27
When you devote part of your weekly pay towards the purchase of JB merchandise, realizing that, he has enough of my money, annoying people with the constant playing and repeating of all availible jimmy cds, and setting up your Chicagoland back yard as a beach year round, and sitting out side in the mid winter with a Corona and some rum.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 16, 2000 10:21 pm

Posted By jamelbyrdtpc
Navymon.... You got the right idea, hookin up with a highly successful entrepeneur. Gotta remember 2 things #1 Leave all you underwear at home, and #2 15 will still get you 20 on my island! Bait shop hours are 4 AM to 4 AM and space station closes at O-dark-30! Your Hired!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 17, 2000 3:08 pm

Posted By NAVYMOM74
UNDERWEAR!!!!! WHO WANTS THEM? WHO NEEDS THEM? DON'T EVEN OWN A PAIR!!! THAT'S LIKE GOING TO THE MOVIES AND THEY TRY TO SELL YOU A 12 POUND NESTLES CRUNCH!! I DON'T WANT IT! I DON'T NEED IT!! I DON'T NEED THAT MUCH IN LIFE I'M JUST AN OVER FORTY VICTIM OF FATE AND I MAY BE GROWING OLDER BUT I REFUSE TO GROW UP!!!! YOUR HOURS OF OPERATION ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER BEEN OFFERED. NO NEED FOR INSURANCE BENEFITS. I MEAN HOW HURT COULD YOU GET ON THE BEACH? STUB YOUR TOE ONCE IN A WHILE? HELL I GOT NEON BAND AIDS FOR THEM TEMPORARY MOMENTS. SO TELL ME WHERE EXACTLY IS THIS ISLAND? IS IT ANY WHERE NEAR MY BEACH HOUSE ON THE MOON? I NEED DIRECTWINDS. YOU HAVE YOURSELF A PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE AFTERNOON AND A PLEASURABLE ST. PHATTY'S DAY!!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 25, 2000 10:33 am

Posted By Mary Landa
your dolphin tattoo is on your ankle because "Jolly Mon" is one of your phavorite songs.....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 28, 2000 3:15 pm

Posted By fhutch2203
hey jamelbyrd, I'm navymom74's crazy sister in Pgh., I don't even own underwear, can I be hired too???

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 31, 2000 12:28 pm

Posted By Son of a beach
When you can't afford to go to paradise so you make an attempt to bring it to you:
You buy a hammock and surround it with banana trees.
You have a fake parrot sitting on one of the branches.
You put on a Hawaiian shirt and flip flops,drive to Oldtowne Saint Augustine,and pretend it's Key West.
You hook up to the internet just for Buffett sites
Like me.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » April 4, 2000 11:44 pm

Posted By Serg Lattanzi
you know your a parrothead if you have an e-mail address or screen name (for aol users)somehow relating to Buffett.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » April 6, 2000 10:14 pm

Posted By Anonymous
YOU KNOW YOUR A PARROTHEAD WHEN YOU BUY $450 TICKETS FROM A SCALPER FOR A BUFFET CONCERT

Guest · Post by **Guest** » April 10, 2000 12:03 pm

Posted By elizabeth
You sail on a giant catamaran to Margaritaville,
Key West on your honeymoon!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » April 16, 2000 5:03 pm

Posted By Whitney
You know you are a Parrothead when your best friend (who laughed at Buffett music previously) now owns three Buffett CDs and has attended a concert....WOOHOOOO........~~~~~~^~~~~~~~ Phins Up!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » April 18, 2000 7:46 pm

Posted By Island of Spices
When you buy a new 200 CD player and Buffett CD's take up the first 31 slots !! Or, when in line at Buffett's last concert in New Orleans, your non-Parrothead Wife tells other people in line: "He listens to Jimmy EVERY NIGHT, ALL NIGHT" and they stare back at her like she has a penis growing from her forehead...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » May 21, 2000 1:13 am

Posted By PGHPIRATE
hey, nice accessory, i hadn't thought of that!!!! i did forget to add that i MUST have a jimmy buffett T-shirt on and while they're at it, toss me some of them there leis too. Coconuts up^^^^^