Posted: February 22, 2000 10:34 pm
Posted By Parrothead Jim
ubmitted_By : Dave Chase ([url=mailto:chased@hotmail.com]chased@hotmail.com[/url])
Entry : There's always some booze in the blender
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Submitted_By : chris (Email_Address : [url=mailto:mazfins14@aol.com]mazfins14@aol.com[/url])
Entry : WDWGDAS just isn't a song.....
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Submitted_By : Angie (Email_Address : [url=mailto:margrtvl@mtco.com]margrtvl@mtco.com[/url])
Entry : You own more than 1 grass skirt
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Submitted_By : Eric Clift (Email_Address : [url=mailto:clift@exchange.oucom.ohiou.edi]clift@exchange.oucom.ohiou.edi[/url])
Entry : Go to this URL for over 50 signs of being a ParrotHead. http://www.frognet.net/~eclift/ph/parrotheaditis.html
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Submitted_By : Lee Scott (Email_Address : [url=mailto:studscot@acs.eku.edu]studscot@acs.eku.edu[/url])
Entry : You really think that you're the people your parents warned you about
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Submitted_By : Gary Young (Email_Address : [url=mailto:Gary_Young@mail.bankone.com]Gary_Young@mail.bankone.com[/url])
Entry : 1. You wear a grass skirt and coconut bra on casual Fridays.
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Submitted_By : CHRIS H (Email_Address : [url=mailto:JOLLYMON63@YAHOO.COM]JOLLYMON63@YAHOO.COM[/url])
Entry : YOU'RE CONVINCED THAT YOUR CRAZY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR IS REALLY JOE MERCHANT. YOU CONSIDER A BUFFET CONCERT A " RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE " YOU REFER TO A TRIP TO KEY WEST AS " A PILGRIMAGE TO MECCA "
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Submitted_By : Dana Jones (Email_Address : [url=mailto:cdjones@cybertours.com]cdjones@cybertours.com[/url])
Entry : brought 2 cellphones and used both lines in my office last year to get great woods tickets. 5 years ago, tickets were released at3:30 on a friday afternoon to a sold out show.....bought the tix and made it down to Mass for 6.....from Auburn Maine..... fins up!!~~~~~~^~~~~~~~ cd
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Submitted_By : Jenni Waters (Email_Address : [url=mailto:mgtngrl@yahoo.com]mgtngrl@yahoo.com[/url])
Entry : If you can't even IMAGINE going ANYWHERE without Buffett cds in the car with you, then you're a parrothead. If part of your home decor includes parrots (naturally), then you're a parrothead. If you can't make it thru a summer without going to a Buffett show, then you're a parrothead
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Submitted_By : orentha
Entry : Meet me in Memphis. Seldom played
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Submitted_By : kim (Email_Address : [url=mailto:beachhavenwest@yahoo.com]beachhavenwest@yahoo.com[/url])
Entry : Your boat is named: FRUITCAKE Your vacations are planned around a Buffet concert. You've gone through 3 blenders in one summer!
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Submitted_By : Brian Hitch (Email_Address : [url=mailto:hitchcraft@dellnet.com]hitchcraft@dellnet.com[/url])
Entry : It's 23 degrees outside and you are wearing khaki shorts and a Hawaiaian shirt
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Submitted_By : Lee Scott (Email_Address : [url=mailto:Studscot@acs.eku.edu]Studscot@acs.eku.edu[/url])
Entry : WHERE'S THAT DAMN SHAKER OF SALT!
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Submitted_By : Connie Peacock (Email_Address : [url=mailto:connie.peacock@cendantmobility.com]connie.peacock@cendantmobility.com[/url])
Entry : 1. You can sing all the words to a Buffett song without the music playing
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Submitted_By : Julie (Email_Address : [url=mailto:julie.via@williams.com]julie.via@williams.com[/url])
Entry : You know every word to every song. You've explained WHAT a Parrot Head is to anyone, anywhere. You'll pay any price, and travel any distance just to see Jimmy play
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Submitted_By : Sunchaser (Email_Address : [url=mailto:gwynbesner@aol.com]gwynbesner@aol.com[/url])
Entry : Your parrots favorite song is Margatitaville and whe it comes on he spreads his wings and shouts Get Down! Your Buffett CD collection will not fit in one carry case
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Submitted_By : Margery (Email_Address : [url=mailto:buttahroll@hotmail.com]buttahroll@hotmail.com[/url])
Entry : When the people in your dorm room think that you are the weirdest person they have ever met and actually get one of your Buffett cd's out just to listen to what you are so crazy about.
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Submitted_By : Robert Belman (Email_Address : [url=mailto:rbc21adv@aol.com]rbc21adv@aol.com[/url])
Entry : when even at 43 you start your day listening (being in) Margaritaville. you have left instructions for your funeral to play "Lovely Cruise" and not even the offer of sex will stop you from listening or watching JIMMY
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Submitted_By : Matthew Akana (Email_Address : [url=mailto:bigmoki@aol.com]bigmoki@aol.com[/url])
Entry : If you go to a concert and there is snow OUTSIDE the building and sand INSIDE the building If you replaced the letter "F" with "PH" in your writings. Example "Phantastic, Phlocking, Phrenzy" If at your wedding the groom wore a coconut bra and grass skirt.
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Submitted_By : Mike (Email_Address : [url=mailto:MACtropix@mailcity.com]MACtropix@mailcity.com[/url])
Entry : When you have a "GOOD Tropical Print Shirt" just for concerts
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Submitted_By : Mark D. Barros (Email_Address : [url=mailto:mbarros@TKTX.com]mbarros@TKTX.com[/url])
Entry : 1) You own a really loud Hawaiian shirt with Heinz 57 sauce stains on it. 2) The only reason you have for not junking that 1979 Jeep CJ7 is that the fin you made fits so well on top. 3) The phrases either "it's Jimmy" or "it's Buffett" gives you the aliby to dress like tourist, drink like a fish and act like an idiot!!!!
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Submitted_By : Ed (Email_Address : [url=mailto:hey_mon@yahoo.com]hey_mon@yahoo.com[/url])
Entry : You can't walk down the concourse of an airline terminal withoout reading departure signs and singing THE song!! You think all obnoxious people are Parrotheads... You think that people who have never heard of Jimbo are from another galaxy!
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Submitted_By : Timmy Welsh (Email_Address : [url=mailto:finz2theleft@hotmail.com]finz2theleft@hotmail.com[/url])
Entry : Every single buffett song somehow relates to your life from "Changes in Latitude, Changes in Attitude" to "Captain and the Kid" to unfortunately "God's Own Drunk"
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Submitted_By : bgriffin (Email_Address : [url=mailto:fins615@cs.com]fins615@cs.com[/url])
Entry : When your 4 & 5 year old know all the words to Buffett tunes
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Submitted_By : Dan Gessman (Email_Address : [url=mailto:hawkidan1@aol.com]hawkidan1@aol.com[/url])
Entry : 1)You Bleed Margarittas 2)You have 28 CD's in your car, all by J.B. 3)You actually think that Captain Tony's is a nice place
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Submitted_By : Amanda Shelton (Email_Address : [url=mailto:amanda12@pickens.net]amanda12@pickens.net[/url])
Entry : You own at least one tie with a carribean theme, AND you own at least one hawaiian shirt to wear it with!
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Submitted_By : Doug Hill (Email_Address : [url=mailto:Vicious275@hotmail.com]Vicious275@hotmail.com[/url])
Entry : Carribean Soul merchandise begins to break the barrier between casual and formal clothing
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Submitted_By : Kathi (Email_Address : [url=mailto:kjmccork@aol.com]kjmccork@aol.com[/url])
Entry : You know when and on which finger Jimmy suffered his most recent hangnail!
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Submitted_By : Andrew Talbert (Email_Address : [url=mailto:andrewt@netmcr.com]andrewt@netmcr.com[/url])
Entry : You are seen in a Mercedes speeding down the road to work with a license plate surround that reads: Key West Parrothead I work too much I deserve better than this..I want the stress-free life and high income...what a fantasy I am over-educated as hell and over-worked as s*** hehe
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Submitted_By : Melissa aka PetalMel (Email_Address : [url=mailto:PetalMel@prodigy.net]PetalMel@prodigy.net[/url])
Entry : 1. You find yourself correcting people who can't spell his name by yelling (or typing) TWO T's please!!! 2. You tell your fiance that if Buffett plays on the day you have chosen to say yours vows that the wedding will happen BEFORE 2 p.m. and that the reception WILL be at the concert..... 3. You require that your employment contract specifically indicate that you are entitled to the day before, day of, and day after a concert before you will accept a job offer.
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Submitted_By : Kathy Hunt (Email_Address : [url=mailto:Rnparrot@aol.com]Rnparrot@aol.com[/url])
Entry : You email talk shows to do stories on the wonders of being a parrothead!! Your screen names all have something to do a Jimmy Buffett song!
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Submitted_By : jeff duncan (Email_Address : [url=mailto:duncanj@misslink.net]duncanj@misslink.net[/url])
Entry : your 2 1/2 year old named Delaney is p*** beacuse she wants to hear Delaney talks... and the FRUITCAKES tape is in the other car. she WILL pay for her own ticket this summer.
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Submitted_By : Gayle Gunderson (Email_Address : [url=mailto:gaylegunderson@hotmail.com]gaylegunderson@hotmail.com[/url])
Entry : 1. You wear crazy clothes unconsciously, and are proud of it. 2. You have Jimmy Buffett parties all year round in honor of Jimmy.
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Submitted_By : Joy (Email_Address : [url=mailto:Finsup1998@aol.com]Finsup1998@aol.com[/url])
Entry : Your state license plate is "PHINS UP" and you get p*** when you have to explain to people what it means! Your sharks slide off your dashboard if you turn too sharply. Your kids would rather watch Jimmy than Barney.
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Submitted_By : brian sharkey (Email_Address : [url=mailto:sharkbyt@npcc.net]sharkbyt@npcc.net[/url])
Entry : you have to go to more than 2 shows a year it takes you longer to get ready with your parrott hat and grass skirt on than to get ready for work. you have an parrott tattoed on your body
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Submitted_By : Jollymon (Email_Address : [url=mailto:jollymon11@yahoo.com]jollymon11@yahoo.com[/url])
Entry : 1. When you take the cover off the book of "Where's Joe Merchant" and take it and a T-shirt to an artist and have the picture of the Seaplane flying over One Particular Harbor, the Lone Palm, and the Tire Swing airbrushed onto the front of the T-shirt. And this particular shirt is only taken out and worn to the latest gathering of the PHLOCK.
2. Five of your closest friends work with you in a bank and refer to themselves as THE BANK OF BAD HABITS and each have a nickname obtained from the people Jimmy writes about. Jollymon, Desdemona, Skip Wiley, Spider John, and Nordstrom.
3. When every time you get in the car, regardless of the weather outside, one of the 28 Buffett CDs is placed in the player, the sun roof flies open, the windows go down and you immediately escape to every tropical island, beach bar, or port that Jimmy is singing about. "I just want to live happily ever after...every now and then."
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Submitted_By : Kathleen (Email_Address : [url=mailto:mk5588@northland.edu]mk5588@northland.edu[/url])
Entry : you cant eat a cheeseburger without saying what belongs on it- lettuce and tomato, hinez 57, and all that other jive you know everysingle word on all of the live albums including jimmy's dialog
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Submitted_By : Gary Patrician (Email_Address : [url=mailto:GPatcs@aol.com]GPatcs@aol.com[/url])
Entry : #3 why are there 3 reasons for a top 10 list? #2 I attended a Tampa Bay Parrothead meeting while living in PA #l well (duh) Im here arent I?............I repeat (duh) im here..........well maybe Im trashed
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Submitted_By : Holly Holbrook
Entry : your CD Player plays "All Buffett all the time"
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Submitted_By : Brandon Barg (Email_Address : [url=mailto:bbarg@vt.edu]bbarg@vt.edu[/url])
Entry : We are a group of broke college kids and yet managed to go to five concerts this year. We drove 7 hours to Nashville, 7 hours to Cincinnati, 12 hours to New Orleans, and caugt two shows in Virginia. That is VA TECH Parrothead dedication!! Fins UP!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted_By : Patrick Phillips (Email_Address : [url=mailto:Parrotheadpat@netscape.net]Parrotheadpat@netscape.net[/url])
Entry : YOU & YOUR MATE ARE REALLY & PAIR OF PARROTHEADS, WHEN YOU BOTH DECIDE THAT IT'S A JIMMY BUFFETT MUSIC MARATHON FOR YOUR WEDDING RECEPTION & YOU END UP WITH A MARGARITA FOUNTAIN.
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Submitted_By : Beth Fleming
Entry : You know you're a Parrothead when... you and your husband choose "Why Don't We Get Drunk..." as your first dance together as man and wife.
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Submitted_By : Tom Selvaggio (Email_Address : [url=mailto:3trees@worldnet.att.net]3trees@worldnet.att.net[/url])
Entry : When I went to the gulf war I brought 15 music tapes and they were all by Jimmy Buffett. Hey, it looked like a beach!
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Submitted_By : Kam
Entry : On my door is a "Where is Joe Merchant?" poster from 1992. I have soooooooo many Jimmy Buffett cd's and tapes you wouldn't belive it. I have a "Live by the Bay" concert Video of him. I LOVE JIMMY!!!!!!! ~~~~~~^~~~~~~~ FINS UP!
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Submitted_By : Donna Rogler (Email_Address : [url=mailto:smartwoman_indy@yahoo.com]smartwoman_indy@yahoo.com[/url])
Entry : You have more than one drawer of your dresser dedicated to ONLY Carribean Soul shirts.
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Submitted_By : Leo Miller (Email_Address : [url=mailto:kidleo15@aol.com]kidleo15@aol.com[/url])
Entry : When you're sitting in front of your computer submitting reasons for signs that you're a parrotthead. When nearly every circumstance whether at work, home or play reminds you of a Buffett lyric. You just feel it!
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Submitted_By : Pam Endreson (Email_Address : [url=mailto:endreson@bellatlantic.net]endreson@bellatlantic.net[/url])
Entry : Your daughter's name is Desdemona, and your son's name is Bob Roberts.
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Submitted_By : Mitti the "Maggie" (Email_Address : [url=mailto:earl@nu-world.com]earl@nu-world.com[/url])
Entry : 1) I have been repeatedly blasted into the unknown on Desdemona's rocketship-thoroughly enjoyed the cookies! 2) I drink margaritas in my sleep! 3) I will never own a car that does not flagrantly exhibit a Jimmy Buffet for President bumber sticker..long live lattitude 22! (Can you believe there are moronheads that have asked me if he is a local candidate? My reply is, no he is the universal candidate.)
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Submitted_By : Shannon (Email_Address : [url=mailto:medsdaley@aol.com]medsdaley@aol.com[/url])
Entry : 1. You subscribe to Buffett newsletter. 2. You begin planning for next years concert as you are cleaning up from the one you just went to. 3. You fantasize about and can relate to the lyrics in most of Buffett's songs.
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Submitted_By : Caribbean Soul
Entry : Your 7 year old daughter decides to do an "interpretive dance" to "Fins" for the school talent show. Your closet has a separate section for "Buffett-wear"
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Submitted_By : buzz (Email_Address : bacg.mindspring.com)
Entry : You spent over $2000 for you and your wife to go to St. Barths to see a free concert.
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Submitted_By : B.J. (Email_Address : [url=mailto:FINSUP53@AOL.COM]FINSUP53@AOL.COM[/url])
Entry : You Just Know...But In Case You Forgot: 3) You have a portable blender that hooks into your car cigarette lighter for a "traffic jam" margaritta, 2) You always seem to find yourself alone and naked on the lawn @ Great Woods, 1) The Home Page on Your Browser is "Buffettnews.com" FINS UP!!!!!
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Submitted_By : cmpete
Entry : You know you are a parrot head when you know you start out with finz left! you murmer "bubbles up, Rockstar" when things get crazy! You have explained Jimmy to a group of quilters as "Part Hank Williams, Part Paul Simon, Part Mitch Miller and Part Spike Jones" YOu and your siblings have converted your father via the Christmas Island CD. Your idea of a break from buffet is putting Bob Marley on the cd player! You made a quilt in honor of Jimmy - and no, i am NOT the only Parrot head quilter in the world!! Your office toys are a JB Bear, A Pink Flamingo,two parrots and a jelly fish.
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Submitted_By : Queen Kahuna from PA
Entry : I am the other Quilter/Parrothead that cmpete mentions! You know you are a Quilter/Parrothead when one of your best quilts is titled "Changes in Latitude"! All your *best* fabric has flamingo's or parrots on it... while your friends collect exotic glassware, you scour flea markets and E-bay for anything with a parrot or flamingo on it. Your 4 year old granddaughter pics out the Buffett CD that is *her* favorite when she gets in your truck, and she knows all the words to "Volcano" and "Cheeseburger in Paradise"...then has to explain to her "other" grandmother where she learned those songs. Your cat is named Captain Morgan... and ....your home page gives a link for Parrotheads and suggests that if you don't know what one is, the page probably won't interest you!
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Submitted_By : Dale Heckler
Entry : When you hear your three year old son, singing Cheeseburger
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Submitted_By : Linda (Email_Address : [url=mailto:crunch4@prodigy.net]crunch4@prodigy.net[/url])
Entry : Your toddlers sing "One Particular Harbor" instead of their ABC's!
Tequilla is a staple of your diet, followed by a close second- salt!
You haven't missed a Florida Buffett concert since you were old enough to drive!
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Submitted_By : Jimbo
Email_Address : [url=mailto:stsumwhere@hotmail.com]stsumwhere@hotmail.com[/url]
Entry : You know you are a Parrothead when your screensaver changes weekly with different verses from Buffett songs, your computer wallpaper is margarita glasses, whenever you get on the internet your computer opens up to "BuffettNews.com", your friends ask you, "is Buffett all you listen, too?" and you reply "Yeah, who else would I listen too?", and you find yourself quoting lines from Buffett songs when dealing with everyday situations.
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Submitted_By : Tracy
Email_Address : [url=mailto:KTscalera@aol.com]KTscalera@aol.com[/url]
Entry : 1 - You spend most of your free time looking for the "Lost Shaker of Salt" 2 - You would travel through earth, wind and fire to catch a concert. 3 - You live by the words "Why don't we get drunk and screw"
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Submitted_By : Jorden
Email_Address : JordenVTAyahoo.com
Entry : You have an All Buffett Radio show, You sing along while you play the songs.
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Submitted_By : Dean Schumann
Email_Address : [url=mailto:dschumann@reliantenergy.com]dschumann@reliantenergy.com[/url]
Entry : You know your a Buffett fan when you plan a trip to a beach cabin, named Sunburn Alley, for the weekend and don't move ten feet because you might miss one Jimmy's songs,while sipping margarita's otherwise known as slug -o- ritas and beer.
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Submitted_By : Dean Schumann
Email_Address : [url=mailto:dschumann@reliantenergy.com]dschumann@reliantenergy.com[/url]
Entry : You know your a Buffett fan when you plan a trip to a beach cabin, named Sunburn Alley, for the weekend and don't move ten feet because you might miss one Jimmy's,while sipping margarita's otherwise known as slug -o- ritas and beer.
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Submitted_By : Tim Rodems
Email_Address : [url=mailto:muscles98@aol.com]muscles98@aol.com[/url]
Entry : 1. When your friends try to tell you that JB is gay, you beat the hell out of 'em. 2. You can carry on a conversation with a guy who has a fin on his Chevy Lumina. 3. A friend asks you to put in "Songs You Know By Heart" and you ask him, "Which Album?"
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Submitted_By : Tyler Omoth
Email_Address : [url=mailto:tyomoth@hotmail.com]tyomoth@hotmail.com[/url]
Entry : When asked what your favorite holiday is, you simply reply a "Jimmy Day!" (any day that you call in sick to work, crank up Jimmy, drink some brews, and do whatever suits your mood.)
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Submitted_By : Helen Howard
Email_Address : [url=mailto:a.d.and.h.p.howard@worldnet.att.net]a.d.and.h.p.howard@worldnet.att.net[/url]
Entry : 1. You rate your child's college choices as how close to Jimmy's spring and fall concert venues in other parts of the country they are. 2. Your grandchildrens favorite crib mobiles are your papermache parrots, and the lulabyes you sing are all Jimmy's songs 3..You know the lyrics, the tunes and the harmonies - on all the different versions of all the songs
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Submitted_By : Dusten
Email_Address : [url=mailto:jollymon97@hotmail.com]jollymon97@hotmail.com[/url]
Entry : You know your a PH when you've realized you just read the entire page or the top ten reasons!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted_By : Janet Pruett
Email_Address : [url=mailto:yansco@aol.com]yansco@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You did your American Lit term paper during Spring break and your topic was Mark Twain because you had already done your research chasing Jimmy.
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Submitted_By : Luis Guillen
Email_Address : [url=mailto:Parrotheadman@prodigy.net]Parrotheadman@prodigy.net[/url]
Entry : 1) When your e-mail address is "PARROTHEADMAN" 2) When you go over your credit card limit just to buy the latest Jimmy Buffett t-shirt. 3) When you are reprimanded at work for using their "business only" internet-linked pc's to see how Jimmy is doing today. (p.s. don't worry, I still have a job!)
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Submitted_By : Diane
Email_Address :
Entry : When your best friend asks your 5 year old parakeet "Who's birthday is Dec.25th?" and she answers Jimmy Buffett. Then you have to remind her that's not the answer to give if Grandma asks!! When you plan your vacation around the High Holy Days of Jimmy's visit and decorate your office with parrot lights, leis and inflatable sharks.
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Submitted_By : margaret
Email_Address : [url=mailto:mosoleil@aol.com]mosoleil@aol.com[/url]
Entry : been on a buffett bus 6 times been to buffett in CINCINATTI been to the bahamas, key west, mexico & make a MEAN MARGARITA
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Submitted_By : S. Burgess
Email_Address : [url=mailto:BBurgess6@compuserve.com]BBurgess6@compuserve.com[/url]
Entry : You pay $65.00 for a $28.00 lawn seat in Camden NJ
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Submitted_By : margaret
Email_Address : [url=mailto:mosoleil@aol.com]mosoleil@aol.com[/url]
Entry : when you live in Redondo Beach and go to a to Buffett bash in CINCINATTII When your friends call you MARGARITAVILLE When you've been to the bahamas, key west, mexico & make a MEAN MARGARITA When you listen to "Christmas Island" in July When you go into your favorite bar and the Bartender switches from beatles to Banana Wind
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Submitted_By : Hoppy
Email_Address : http://members.home.com/thelarsons/
Entry : When you read the "Top Ten Signs You're A Parrothead" and realize you can answer "Yes, that's me" to almost all of them! (and yes, my husband and I did "change out of our 'wedding' attire" and enter our reception donning only grass skirts, leis and a coconut bra top!)
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Submitted_By : r.hamaker
Email_Address : [url=mailto:mangoa1a@aol.com]mangoa1a@aol.com[/url]
Entry : 1. when you use jimmy as a means of escape from this place we call home. jimmy doesn't show up on your drug test either and the only response for your behavior is "its a buffett thing you won't understand" 2.after leaving a buffett concert, you realise someone has dented you car door and you think of it as a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling. .
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Submitted_By : r.hamaker
Email_Address : [url=mailto:mangoa1a@aol.com]mangoa1a@aol.com[/url]
Entry : 1. when you use jimmy as a means of escape from this place we call home. jimmy doesn't show up on your drug test either and the only response for your behavior is "its a buffett thing you won't understand" 2.after leaving a buffett concert, you realize someone has dented you car door and you think of it as a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling. .
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Submitted_By : charlie hunter
Email_Address : [url=mailto:hunterpc@aol.com]hunterpc@aol.com[/url]
Entry : When your sitting in the sunroom of your house in a litle town near the Chesapeake Bay looking out on the snow covered terain contemplating your life and the words "so many nights I sit and dream of the ocean god I wish I was sailing again" keep playing over and over in your mind.
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Submitted_By : kathie banks
Email_Address : [url=mailto:wuvles@aol.com]wuvles@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You Schedule your father's burial at Arlington National Cemetary Between Buffett Shows. (God forgive me, I really did this)
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Submitted_By : April Piercey
Email_Address : [url=mailto:nhlfan92@cs.com]nhlfan92@cs.com[/url]
Entry : When your head looks like a parrot's head. Then you are a parrot head.
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Submitted_By : margaret maurer
Email_Address :
Entry : you're required to wear scrubs to work and everyone of them look like they came from jimmy's closet
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Submitted_By : brandon
Email_Address : [url=mailto:tabascobh@aol]tabascobh@aol[/url],com
Entry : when you put a shark on your car when tickets go on sale 3 months before the show!!!!!!
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Submitted_By : Brian
Email_Address :
Entry : You start to make a CD of "essential" Jimmy to send to your parents to convert them and after creating no less than 4 CDs with no end in sight you just say "Ah, the hell with it," and start sending them one store-bought Jimmy CD a month...
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Submitted_By : Raad Hassan
Email_Address : [url=mailto:Raad.Hassan@iexgroup.com]Raad.Hassan@iexgroup.com[/url]
Entry : You check the Buffett sites every 30 minutes for Tour info, and get "bumed" every time you don't see your city. HOUSTON 2000 PLEEEEEAAAASSS !!
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Submitted_By : Shawn Movsessian
Email_Address : [url=mailto:shawn.movsessian@fhlbboston.com]shawn.movsessian@fhlbboston.com[/url]
Entry : 1. You categorize the month of March as "Ticket Anxiety Month" 2. You own a battery operated blender and buy extra batteries for the concert. 3. You epitomize "Too much tequila, or not quite enough".
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Submitted_By : Eli
Email_Address : [url=mailto:eli@protospace.com]eli@protospace.com[/url]
Entry : You take so much joy in reading about jimmy you dont realize you just read the same entry over and over again!
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Submitted_By : Scott Jaunich
Email_Address : [url=mailto:rjaunich@terra-law.com]rjaunich@terra-law.com[/url]
Entry : Your dog is named "MU," short for "Mr. Utley", and your two year old does "fins" and insists that you then listen to "Volcano," while he "plays" his toy guitar and sings "I don't know, I don't know" in the back of the car!
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Submitted_By : Brandi
Email_Address : [url=mailto:derbran9@aol.com]derbran9@aol.com[/url]
Entry : The highlight of your entire families life came this past summer, when for the first time the whole clan took a bus (not just any old bus)but one with a BATHROOM on board..aah no stopping 15 times over the course of a one hour trip just so the 30 people on board could take a leak...Now that is the only way to travel while consuming mass amounts of that #1 boat drink...
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Submitted_By : Glenn Branaman
Email_Address : [url=mailto:branaman@jps.net]branaman@jps.net[/url]
Entry : You own a "lost shaker of salt" but can't find it!
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Submitted_By : chc
Email_Address :
Entry : When asked what you did for vaction you reply...I went to Key West and had a cheeseburger in paradise!
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Submitted_By : Elaine
Email_Address :
Entry : When you are making a Margarita Pie for the annual neighborhood Buffett party and while measuring the 'important' ingredient... your 9 year old walks by and without missing a beat says "Now Mom, is that too much tequila, or not quite enough" !
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Submitted_By :
Email_Address :
Entry : 1) When your 15 years old and you already refer to yourself to gods own drunk. 2) No matter where you are you have to have in a Buffett CD. 3) Your circle of PHriends are all huge Jimmy Buffett PHans. 4) You despise computers but you can stay on one for hours searching for ParrotHead sites. 5) When you had a female you named her "LITTLE MISS MAGIC".
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Submitted_By :
Email_Address :
Entry : 1) When your 15 years old and you already refer to yourself to gods own drunk. 2) No matter where you are you have to have in a Buffett CD. 3) Your circle of PHriends are all huge Jimmy Buffett PHans. 4) You despise computers but you can stay on one for hours searching for ParrotHead sites. 5) When you had a female you named her "LITTLE MISS MAGIC".
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Submitted_By : Matt Debes
Email_Address : [url=mailto:mdebes@mdpi.com]mdebes@mdpi.com[/url]
Entry : 1. You name your fish "Fins". 2. You plan on missing your cousin's wedding on Labor Day weekend, so as not to miss the last show at Great Woods. 3. You have your Hawaiian shirts dry-cleaned regularly.
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Submitted_By : Patti
Email_Address : [url=mailto:Bufferina0305@aol.com]Bufferina0305@aol.com[/url]
Entry : when your email address MUST contain Buffett! and when you call your best friend on a bad day and leave the lyrics to Grapefruit, Juicy fruit on her answering machine!
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Submitted_By : Lynnette
Email_Address : [url=mailto:Lynnette67@aol.com]Lynnette67@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You fly from Chicago to Florida, then take a 5 hour Cat ride from Ft Meyers, across the Gulf (vomiting over the side of the boat) just to go to Key West(for 3 hours) to have a Cheeseburger in Paradise,sit in his booth and get your picture taken,and buy about $500 worth of merchandise from his store and then go home.
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Submitted_By : Cheryl
Email_Address : [url=mailto:seej2133_200@hotmail.com]seej2133_200@hotmail.com[/url]
Entry : 1.You're 14 years old and have been to ten concerts consecutively. 2.You have peed in the woods like a guy. 3. You have learned how to take tequila shots, while doing fins!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted_By : Mark Coltharp
Email_Address : [url=mailto:mbcoltharp@hotmail.com]mbcoltharp@hotmail.com[/url]
Entry : When you have been to 10 Buffett concerts and remember only the opening acts. Go to key west, drive down a1a 21 times and remember one, order breakfast, lunch, and dinner at cap'n tony's, and make your four year old sing "jolly mon" at the day care talent show. When you go to margaritaville cafe and steal the menu, to only find out they give them away. (sorry jimmy).
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Submitted_By : GREG
Email_Address : [url=mailto:PAROTHEAD17@aol.com]PAROTHEAD17@aol.com[/url]
Entry : When you drive around all year long with a fin on your car
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Submitted_By : Jerry Bethell
Email_Address : [url=mailto:snapper90@hotmail.com]snapper90@hotmail.com[/url]
Entry : You know because all the songs you write sound like Jimmy and all the other songs you play and sing you do with a carrib beat.
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Submitted_By : Pam
Email_Address : [url=mailto:PammyOver@aol.com]PammyOver@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You know you're a parrothead if your dogs are named Buffett and Savannah.
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Submitted_By : moses
Email_Address :
Entry : Your girlfriend of two and a half years breaks up and the only thing you are p*** about is she got the cats...Fuitcake and Calypso.
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Submitted_By : jollymon
Email_Address : [url=mailto:larabee@bright.net]larabee@bright.net[/url]
Entry : You know you're a Parrothead: when the last thing you do before going to bed is to read the TOP TEN LIST of knowing you're a parrothead and the first thing you do the next morning is to read the TOP TEN LIST again just to see if anything new has been added. We all need something to stay in touch with our sanity. It really is the only way. It's a jungle out the kiddies! Have a very FRUITFUL day!
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Submitted_By : Mike
Email_Address : [url=mailto:MALIBUDAY@aol.com]MALIBUDAY@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You are a Parrothead when you have to let your favorite Buffett CD play all night...just so you can hear it in the morning
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Submitted_By : Charles Perry
Email_Address : [url=mailto:perryink@aol.com]perryink@aol.com[/url]
Entry : Your President of the 38 Plus Ticket Sub Club
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Email_Address :
Entry : stub
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Submitted_By : Ralph
Email_Address : [url=mailto:rd12dance@aol.com]rd12dance@aol.com[/url]
Entry : When you can't plan your year in January, cause the concert schedules come out in March! When you brag that you have a friend who works at Heinz57! When your first date with someone centers on finding out how much they know about Jimmy!
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Submitted_By : patsy young
Email_Address : [url=mailto:prthead@gateway.net]prthead@gateway.net[/url]
Entry : When your 5 and 8 year old grandsons ask, "when's the next show". When you wake up in the morning with buffett song lines on your mind. When the only music heard from your house or car is jimmy buffett.
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Submitted_By : GREG
Email_Address : [url=mailto:PAROTHEAD17@AOL.COM]PAROTHEAD17@AOL.COM[/url]
Entry : WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR 3 FOOT FIN ON THE ROOF OF YOUR CAR ALL YEAR ROUND
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Submitted_By :
Email_Address :
Entry : YOU KNOW UR A PARROTHEAD WHEN U LEAVE INSTUCTIONS AND LISTS OF SONGS TO PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL. BEGINNING WITH TIN CUP CHALICE. THE ONLY BRIGHT SPOT IN JANUARY IS WAITING FOR MARCH TO BUY BUFFETT TICKETS. YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS THINK OF YOU EVERYTIME THEY HEAR JIMMY OR SEE HIM ON TV AND GIVE U A CALL.
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Submitted_By : PATRICIA
Email_Address :
Entry : YOU KNOW UR A PARROTHEAD WHEN U LEAVE INSTUCTIONS AND LISTS OF SONGS TO PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL. BEGINNING WITH TIN CUP CHALICE. THE ONLY BRIGHT SPOT IN JANUARY IS WAITING FOR MARCH TO BUY BUFFETT TICKETS. BEFORE U TAKE A NEW JOB ITS MADE CLEAR THAT YOU NEVER MISS THAT SUMMER SHOW, EVEN IF IT MEANS YOUR FIRED.
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Submitted_By : Parr0ttHed
Email_Address : [url=mailto:BiteMeDotKom@aol.com]BiteMeDotKom@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You see nothing unusual about drunk, 50-year-old men in hula skirts. "God's Own Drunk" STILL just cracks you up. You fire the Corporate Travel Agency because they refuse to fly "AirMargaritaville".
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Submitted_By : Robert Hall
Email_Address : [url=mailto:gtebob@gte.net]gtebob@gte.net[/url]
Entry : When you can't wait for margaritaville to release new products, so you can blow more money.
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Submitted_By : Joe
Email_Address : [url=mailto:joe1729@aol.com]joe1729@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You know you're a parrothead when the only time you listen to the songs from, songs you know by heart, is at concerts, or when somebody else plays them.
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Submitted_By : Betsymon
Email_Address :
Entry : 1. Your 3 year old sings "Cheeseburger and a Bag of Ice" in the bathtub 2. Your 9 month old falls asleep to Jimmy's book-on-tape Jolly Mon 3. You drive a SUV with a "University of Margarittaville" sticker, a license plate that reads " 1PAR8HED " and a 3 foot silver cartop fin in the garage for those "really special occasions"
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Submitted_By : Betsy
Email_Address : [url=mailto:StarsOnTheWater@excite.com]StarsOnTheWater@excite.com[/url]
Entry : 3. When you have been to 39 concerts and your 8 year old parakeet has been to 5. Every year the same "birthday request" is made........ Buffett tickets please! 2. Your liscense tag reads OFF2CJB. When people ask what is that you simply say,"If I have to explain you wouldn't understand" 1. When you have been recognized at a concert by the man himself as being an intelligent parrotthead. We had arrived for the concert in our rented RV(with a shark riding up top) pulling the "port'o potty"(the fin was on the top of it).
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Submitted_By : Betsy
Email_Address : [url=mailto:StarsOnTheWater@excite.com]StarsOnTheWater@excite.com[/url]
Entry : 3. When you have been to 39 concerts and your 8 year old parakeet has been to 5. Every year the same "birthday request" is made........ Buffett tickets please! 2. Your liscense tag reads OFF2CJB. When people ask what is that you simply say,"If I have to explain you wouldn't understand" 1. When you have been recognized at a concert by the man himself as being an intelligent parrotthead. We had arrived for the concert in our rented RV(with a shark riding up top) pulling the "port'o potty"(the fin was on the top of it).
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Submitted_By : Panama
Email_Address : [url=mailto:bob.welch@mciworld.com]bob.welch@mciworld.com[/url]
Entry : You come home from a vacation in Key West with a t-shirt from every bar (of course, 2 from Margaritaville!).
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Submitted_By : Jeff Kelly
Email_Address : [url=mailto:kellyjp@msb.edu]kellyjp@msb.edu[/url]
Entry : You know that you are a ParrotHead when your friends can't buy you a Buffett CD - because you already own them all (34).
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Submitted_By : Bill
Email_Address : [url=mailto:buffett6@go.com]buffett6@go.com[/url]
Entry : Everything you got for Christmas this year was out of the Cocotel catalogue. You listen to Radio Margaritaville all day at work. Everyone at work EXPECTS you to wear a Parrothead shirt on casual day.
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Submitted_By : Bill
Email_Address : [url=mailto:buffett6@go.com]buffett6@go.com[/url]
Entry : When you have converted more than one person to be a Parrothead .......... and they have been to more concerts than you have (but have less cd's and paraphanalia)
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Submitted_By : Lizanne Dennis
Email_Address : [url=mailto:jerseyfins@pro-usa.net]jerseyfins@pro-usa.net[/url]
Entry : You know your a parrothead when.... I work in a casino which allowed everyone on the gaming floor to dress in costume for halloween. I came to work dressed in my best parrothead attire complete with grass skirt and parrot on top of my head. I was the only person to dress in costume that night and spent the entire night explaning what I was dressed as and what a parrothead is. I really didn't mind being the onlyone dressed but I couldn't beleive I had to explain a parrothead!
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Submitted_By : bill rickards
Email_Address : [url=mailto:rickards@virginia.edu]rickards@virginia.edu[/url]
Entry : you know all the words to songs on BHOTM within five days of release of the CD
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Submitted_By : JVC/GLC
Email_Address :
Entry : #1 - When you give up ringing in the Millennium with your children to spend it with 5000 other Parrotheads in LA! #2 - When your license plate reads PARR8HD.
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Submitted_By : Jordan
Email_Address : [url=mailto:jlaffy@thestate.infi.net]jlaffy@thestate.infi.net[/url]
Entry : When you take your two sons(3&5) to the McDonald's drive thru for a HAPPY MEAL and they order a "CHEESEBURGER IN PRADISE". The drive thru attendant responds "WE CAN'T SERVE OUR BURGERS MEDIUM-RARE(Health Dept Regulations).We pull out and get Whoppers from BURGER KING instead(99 cents each). Oh yea, BYOC!!! (Bring your own cheese).
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Submitted_By : Jordan
Email_Address : [url=mailto:jlaffy@thestate.infi.net]jlaffy@thestate.infi.net[/url]
Entry : When you take your two sons(3&5) to the McDonald's drive thru for a HAPPY MEAL and they order a "CHEESEBURGER IN PRADISE". The drive thru attendant responds "WE CAN'T SERVE OUR BURGERS MEDIUM-RARE(Health Dept Regulations).We pull out and get Whoppers from BURGER KING instead(99 cents each). Oh yea, BYOC!!! (Bring your own cheese).
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Submitted_By : f/v mary c
Email_Address :
Entry : The music keeps the crab quiet.
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Submitted_By : Louanne
Email_Address : [url=mailto:soosfam@crocker.com]soosfam@crocker.com[/url]
Entry : When you take the cooler with you, there is sliced lime in a baggy and a salt shaker in the glove compartment. Or you stand in line with a husband and a very cold 8 yr old for 3 hrs in March in Massachusetts for tickets for Labor Day....every year!
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Submitted_By : Tom
Email_Address : [url=mailto:tktmtewks@home.com]tktmtewks@home.com[/url]
Entry : You name your boat (delta)latitudes,(delta)attitudes and always fly your "Its Margarita time" flag.
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Submitted_By : lisa davis
Email_Address : [url=mailto:siarra-lis@snet.net]siarra-lis@snet.net[/url]
Entry : You know you're a parrothead when your autistic 10 -year-old daughter who becomes violent any time music plays actually begins requesting Buffett tunes....her favorites are cheeseburger, margaritaville, volcano,.....and, I am not proud of this (well yes I am) WDWGDAS :-b !!!!! This is a true story and a miracle.........THANK YOU JIMMY BUFFETT for bringing music to this little girl who may never have found joy in music if it were not for you, I am overwhelmed with emotion as I write this..........God bless you
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Submitted_By : Barbara
Email_Address :
Entry : Your two favorite cakes are Fruitcakes and sponge cakes.
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Submitted_By : Matt Coltharp
Email_Address : [url=mailto:coltharp@flash.net]coltharp@flash.net[/url]
Entry : When you can sing any given Buffett song at a karoake bar (even if they don't have it)
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Submitted_By : Joyce
Email_Address : [url=mailto:jbjap@aol.com]jbjap@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You would send a wedding invitation to your wedding to JB in hopes he would attend
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Submitted_By : leslie
Email_Address : [url=mailto:swimtch@exis.net]swimtch@exis.net[/url]
Entry : One sign that you are a parrothead is when you can name any of Jimmy's songs in three notes or less!
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Submitted_By : ED KOPERA
Email_Address : [url=mailto:juba46@aol.com]juba46@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You are a PH when you have a 6' pastel, cardboard coconut tree tacked to your wall with two real coconuts on the floor for effect.
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Submitted_By : LAWRENCE LAYMON, DALLAS,TEXAS
Email_Address : [url=mailto:LAWLAY69@HOTMAIL.COM]LAWLAY69@HOTMAIL.COM[/url]
Entry : YOUR "BOOZE IN THE BLENDER IS MORE BLENDED" THAN U YOUR MORE SHAKEN THAN YOUR SALT YOUR BEST FRIEND JUST BOUGHT THE SAME BEACH WEAR THAT U DID (AT THE THRIFT STORE) WAY KOOL DUDE !!!!
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Submitted_By : Noah G.
Email_Address : [url=mailto:giebel17@aol.com]giebel17@aol.com[/url]
Entry : While taking your drivers license test you give the officer the FINS UP! sign when he ask's you to give him the right turn hand signal.
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Submitted_By : David
Email_Address : [url=mailto:phlock@mindspring.com]phlock@mindspring.com[/url]
Entry : You have many of JB's albums on three formats - vinyl, cassette, and CD.
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Submitted_By : Galaxy
Email_Address :
Entry : Pretty Sad.... (1)When you submitt a time off request and your boss asks you "Another Buffett Show"? (2) You fly anywhere to get a "Buffett Fix" and spend $500 on a plane ticket and $200 for a hotel. (3) Read this stuff and make these entries at work!
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Submitted_By : Mark
Email_Address : [url=mailto:mlr44@hotmail.com]mlr44@hotmail.com[/url]
Entry : When you have seen the ocean "once" in you entire life at the age of ten, and join the Navy just to see it again after listening and collecting every Buffet tune ever made!
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Submitted_By : Rick West
Email_Address : [url=mailto:captparrot@hotmail.com]captparrot@hotmail.com[/url]
Entry : Reason 1. Iwanted to name my daughter Margret Rita. Reason 2. Any grown man who wears a cape and mask to Buffett concert and goes by the name Capt. Parrot cant be all there Reason 3. Why the hell not !!!!
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Submitted_By : BRENDA
Email_Address : [url=mailto:finns1@prodigy.net]finns1@prodigy.net[/url]
Entry : A TOP 10 SIGN THAT YOU ARE A PARROTHEAD IS WHEN YOU EMAIL YOUR FRIENDS 4 MONTHS IN ADVANCE THAT TICKETS GO ON SALE SOON FOR GREAT WOODS.
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Submitted_By : Gina
Email_Address : [url=mailto:ginabd@netscape.net]ginabd@netscape.net[/url]
Entry : While riding the ski lift, your 5 yr. old requests to sing CBIP. He also requests that mom make her margis BEFORE sitting down to play "Go Fish"... and JB is ALWAYS on in the car!!!
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Submitted_By : colin
Email_Address : [url=mailto:cdr1@mindspring]cdr1@mindspring[/url]
Entry : You know you're a Parrothead when after several boat drinks in the parking lot before the show, your buddy sits the video camera down to talk to other parrotheads and you get home and the video is two hours of a bottle of Heinz 57!
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Submitted_By : brian
Email_Address : [url=mailto:bmotsett@yahoo.com]bmotsett@yahoo.com[/url]
Entry : if you skip class to sit in your back yard, and listen to buffett music while you sit in a plastic pool that is about a foot and a half deep, and is warmer than there air outside
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Submitted_By : Robert
Email_Address : [url=mailto:rjnaedel@holycross.edu]rjnaedel@holycross.edu[/url]
Entry : You nearly get expelled for demadning that JB be your college graduation speaker or else.... You are enrolled in "Geography according to Jimmy Buffett" at LSU.
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Submitted_By : Terry
Email_Address : [url=mailto:HerRx4Lroy@aol.com]HerRx4Lroy@aol.com[/url]
Entry : I knew I was a phull-phledged ParrotHead when my 2 boys, ages 11 and 12, wanted to see a Bubba-Show for their first concert. Hey, they already have the attire and know most of the words...it'll be perfect !! Oh...huge thanks to AirMargaritaville--they always have a plane on Sunday AND they get you there in style !! ~.~
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Submitted_By : Richard
Email_Address : [url=mailto:richlee722@yahoo.com]richlee722@yahoo.com[/url]
Entry : When you think about next summer's concerts in November!!!
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Submitted_By : RumGuy
Email_Address : [url=mailto:Shane.Brashears@bluestar.net]Shane.Brashears@bluestar.net[/url]
Entry : If you've ever gone down to Fausto's to get some chocolate milk.......
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Submitted_By : Rozlynn
Email_Address : [url=mailto:r_rozkus@skidmore.edu]r_rozkus@skidmore.edu[/url]
Entry : You know you're a Parrothead when a big factor in deciding on what college to attend is when classes start in the fall...I can't miss the Meadows show at the end of August every year!!
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Submitted_By : wednesday night reefers
Email_Address :
Entry : When it's Febuary and you're fighting over who is driving down and back to Great Woods, as well as who gets shotgun. High Fawna G
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Submitted_By : Lori Koonce
Email_Address : [url=mailto:LLK32@excite.com]LLK32@excite.com[/url]
Entry : A. You admit to your husband that the only thing that has been keeping you sane is muttering to yourself..."if we couldn't laugh we'd would all go insane." B. Acutally asking your Buffett news group if they know where Comanchee Skyport is. C Actually CARING where Comanchee Skyport is....
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Submitted_By : scott
Email_Address : [url=mailto:parothd62@aol.com]parothd62@aol.com[/url]
Entry : 1. Convinced my wife and daughter that a short day trip from Marco Island to Key West would be fun. Five hours there and five hours back, thought my wife was going to divorce me. Stayed the night in Key Largo. Had a great time and of course we visited M'ville. 2. Have already discussed with my eight year old daughter that the song we dance to at her future wedding will be "Little Miss Magic". BTW she's seen him the last four summers. 3. Year-round have Buffett tapes in the car.
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Submitted_By : gaye boggs
Email_Address : boggso
Entry : #1 When you just got "logged off" from AOL due to inactivity from reading the top 10 reasons... #2 You are in the airport in Cancun and you can recognize a phellow PH (whom you've never seen before)just because he sings two words as he is walking down the stairs - "Oooh Mexico" #3 You buy your new 2000 SUV becuse it has a luggage rack on top-perfect spot for the shark you bought for the next
ubmitted_By : Dave Chase ([url=mailto:chased@hotmail.com]chased@hotmail.com[/url])
Entry : There's always some booze in the blender
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Submitted_By : chris (Email_Address : [url=mailto:mazfins14@aol.com]mazfins14@aol.com[/url])
Entry : WDWGDAS just isn't a song.....
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Submitted_By : Angie (Email_Address : [url=mailto:margrtvl@mtco.com]margrtvl@mtco.com[/url])
Entry : You own more than 1 grass skirt
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Submitted_By : Eric Clift (Email_Address : [url=mailto:clift@exchange.oucom.ohiou.edi]clift@exchange.oucom.ohiou.edi[/url])
Entry : Go to this URL for over 50 signs of being a ParrotHead. http://www.frognet.net/~eclift/ph/parrotheaditis.html
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Submitted_By : Lee Scott (Email_Address : [url=mailto:studscot@acs.eku.edu]studscot@acs.eku.edu[/url])
Entry : You really think that you're the people your parents warned you about
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Submitted_By : Gary Young (Email_Address : [url=mailto:Gary_Young@mail.bankone.com]Gary_Young@mail.bankone.com[/url])
Entry : 1. You wear a grass skirt and coconut bra on casual Fridays.
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Submitted_By : CHRIS H (Email_Address : [url=mailto:JOLLYMON63@YAHOO.COM]JOLLYMON63@YAHOO.COM[/url])
Entry : YOU'RE CONVINCED THAT YOUR CRAZY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR IS REALLY JOE MERCHANT. YOU CONSIDER A BUFFET CONCERT A " RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE " YOU REFER TO A TRIP TO KEY WEST AS " A PILGRIMAGE TO MECCA "
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Submitted_By : Dana Jones (Email_Address : [url=mailto:cdjones@cybertours.com]cdjones@cybertours.com[/url])
Entry : brought 2 cellphones and used both lines in my office last year to get great woods tickets. 5 years ago, tickets were released at3:30 on a friday afternoon to a sold out show.....bought the tix and made it down to Mass for 6.....from Auburn Maine..... fins up!!~~~~~~^~~~~~~~ cd
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Submitted_By : Jenni Waters (Email_Address : [url=mailto:mgtngrl@yahoo.com]mgtngrl@yahoo.com[/url])
Entry : If you can't even IMAGINE going ANYWHERE without Buffett cds in the car with you, then you're a parrothead. If part of your home decor includes parrots (naturally), then you're a parrothead. If you can't make it thru a summer without going to a Buffett show, then you're a parrothead
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Submitted_By : orentha
Entry : Meet me in Memphis. Seldom played
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Submitted_By : kim (Email_Address : [url=mailto:beachhavenwest@yahoo.com]beachhavenwest@yahoo.com[/url])
Entry : Your boat is named: FRUITCAKE Your vacations are planned around a Buffet concert. You've gone through 3 blenders in one summer!
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Submitted_By : Brian Hitch (Email_Address : [url=mailto:hitchcraft@dellnet.com]hitchcraft@dellnet.com[/url])
Entry : It's 23 degrees outside and you are wearing khaki shorts and a Hawaiaian shirt
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Submitted_By : Lee Scott (Email_Address : [url=mailto:Studscot@acs.eku.edu]Studscot@acs.eku.edu[/url])
Entry : WHERE'S THAT DAMN SHAKER OF SALT!
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Submitted_By : Connie Peacock (Email_Address : [url=mailto:connie.peacock@cendantmobility.com]connie.peacock@cendantmobility.com[/url])
Entry : 1. You can sing all the words to a Buffett song without the music playing
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Submitted_By : Julie (Email_Address : [url=mailto:julie.via@williams.com]julie.via@williams.com[/url])
Entry : You know every word to every song. You've explained WHAT a Parrot Head is to anyone, anywhere. You'll pay any price, and travel any distance just to see Jimmy play
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Submitted_By : Sunchaser (Email_Address : [url=mailto:gwynbesner@aol.com]gwynbesner@aol.com[/url])
Entry : Your parrots favorite song is Margatitaville and whe it comes on he spreads his wings and shouts Get Down! Your Buffett CD collection will not fit in one carry case
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Submitted_By : Margery (Email_Address : [url=mailto:buttahroll@hotmail.com]buttahroll@hotmail.com[/url])
Entry : When the people in your dorm room think that you are the weirdest person they have ever met and actually get one of your Buffett cd's out just to listen to what you are so crazy about.
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Submitted_By : Robert Belman (Email_Address : [url=mailto:rbc21adv@aol.com]rbc21adv@aol.com[/url])
Entry : when even at 43 you start your day listening (being in) Margaritaville. you have left instructions for your funeral to play "Lovely Cruise" and not even the offer of sex will stop you from listening or watching JIMMY
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Submitted_By : Matthew Akana (Email_Address : [url=mailto:bigmoki@aol.com]bigmoki@aol.com[/url])
Entry : If you go to a concert and there is snow OUTSIDE the building and sand INSIDE the building If you replaced the letter "F" with "PH" in your writings. Example "Phantastic, Phlocking, Phrenzy" If at your wedding the groom wore a coconut bra and grass skirt.
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Submitted_By : Mike (Email_Address : [url=mailto:MACtropix@mailcity.com]MACtropix@mailcity.com[/url])
Entry : When you have a "GOOD Tropical Print Shirt" just for concerts
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Submitted_By : Mark D. Barros (Email_Address : [url=mailto:mbarros@TKTX.com]mbarros@TKTX.com[/url])
Entry : 1) You own a really loud Hawaiian shirt with Heinz 57 sauce stains on it. 2) The only reason you have for not junking that 1979 Jeep CJ7 is that the fin you made fits so well on top. 3) The phrases either "it's Jimmy" or "it's Buffett" gives you the aliby to dress like tourist, drink like a fish and act like an idiot!!!!
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Submitted_By : Ed (Email_Address : [url=mailto:hey_mon@yahoo.com]hey_mon@yahoo.com[/url])
Entry : You can't walk down the concourse of an airline terminal withoout reading departure signs and singing THE song!! You think all obnoxious people are Parrotheads... You think that people who have never heard of Jimbo are from another galaxy!
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Submitted_By : Timmy Welsh (Email_Address : [url=mailto:finz2theleft@hotmail.com]finz2theleft@hotmail.com[/url])
Entry : Every single buffett song somehow relates to your life from "Changes in Latitude, Changes in Attitude" to "Captain and the Kid" to unfortunately "God's Own Drunk"
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Submitted_By : bgriffin (Email_Address : [url=mailto:fins615@cs.com]fins615@cs.com[/url])
Entry : When your 4 & 5 year old know all the words to Buffett tunes
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Submitted_By : Dan Gessman (Email_Address : [url=mailto:hawkidan1@aol.com]hawkidan1@aol.com[/url])
Entry : 1)You Bleed Margarittas 2)You have 28 CD's in your car, all by J.B. 3)You actually think that Captain Tony's is a nice place
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Submitted_By : Amanda Shelton (Email_Address : [url=mailto:amanda12@pickens.net]amanda12@pickens.net[/url])
Entry : You own at least one tie with a carribean theme, AND you own at least one hawaiian shirt to wear it with!
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Submitted_By : Doug Hill (Email_Address : [url=mailto:Vicious275@hotmail.com]Vicious275@hotmail.com[/url])
Entry : Carribean Soul merchandise begins to break the barrier between casual and formal clothing
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Submitted_By : Kathi (Email_Address : [url=mailto:kjmccork@aol.com]kjmccork@aol.com[/url])
Entry : You know when and on which finger Jimmy suffered his most recent hangnail!
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Submitted_By : Andrew Talbert (Email_Address : [url=mailto:andrewt@netmcr.com]andrewt@netmcr.com[/url])
Entry : You are seen in a Mercedes speeding down the road to work with a license plate surround that reads: Key West Parrothead I work too much I deserve better than this..I want the stress-free life and high income...what a fantasy I am over-educated as hell and over-worked as s*** hehe
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Submitted_By : Melissa aka PetalMel (Email_Address : [url=mailto:PetalMel@prodigy.net]PetalMel@prodigy.net[/url])
Entry : 1. You find yourself correcting people who can't spell his name by yelling (or typing) TWO T's please!!! 2. You tell your fiance that if Buffett plays on the day you have chosen to say yours vows that the wedding will happen BEFORE 2 p.m. and that the reception WILL be at the concert..... 3. You require that your employment contract specifically indicate that you are entitled to the day before, day of, and day after a concert before you will accept a job offer.
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Submitted_By : Kathy Hunt (Email_Address : [url=mailto:Rnparrot@aol.com]Rnparrot@aol.com[/url])
Entry : You email talk shows to do stories on the wonders of being a parrothead!! Your screen names all have something to do a Jimmy Buffett song!
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Submitted_By : jeff duncan (Email_Address : [url=mailto:duncanj@misslink.net]duncanj@misslink.net[/url])
Entry : your 2 1/2 year old named Delaney is p*** beacuse she wants to hear Delaney talks... and the FRUITCAKES tape is in the other car. she WILL pay for her own ticket this summer.
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Submitted_By : Gayle Gunderson (Email_Address : [url=mailto:gaylegunderson@hotmail.com]gaylegunderson@hotmail.com[/url])
Entry : 1. You wear crazy clothes unconsciously, and are proud of it. 2. You have Jimmy Buffett parties all year round in honor of Jimmy.
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Submitted_By : Joy (Email_Address : [url=mailto:Finsup1998@aol.com]Finsup1998@aol.com[/url])
Entry : Your state license plate is "PHINS UP" and you get p*** when you have to explain to people what it means! Your sharks slide off your dashboard if you turn too sharply. Your kids would rather watch Jimmy than Barney.
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Submitted_By : brian sharkey (Email_Address : [url=mailto:sharkbyt@npcc.net]sharkbyt@npcc.net[/url])
Entry : you have to go to more than 2 shows a year it takes you longer to get ready with your parrott hat and grass skirt on than to get ready for work. you have an parrott tattoed on your body
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Submitted_By : Jollymon (Email_Address : [url=mailto:jollymon11@yahoo.com]jollymon11@yahoo.com[/url])
Entry : 1. When you take the cover off the book of "Where's Joe Merchant" and take it and a T-shirt to an artist and have the picture of the Seaplane flying over One Particular Harbor, the Lone Palm, and the Tire Swing airbrushed onto the front of the T-shirt. And this particular shirt is only taken out and worn to the latest gathering of the PHLOCK.
2. Five of your closest friends work with you in a bank and refer to themselves as THE BANK OF BAD HABITS and each have a nickname obtained from the people Jimmy writes about. Jollymon, Desdemona, Skip Wiley, Spider John, and Nordstrom.
3. When every time you get in the car, regardless of the weather outside, one of the 28 Buffett CDs is placed in the player, the sun roof flies open, the windows go down and you immediately escape to every tropical island, beach bar, or port that Jimmy is singing about. "I just want to live happily ever after...every now and then."
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Submitted_By : Kathleen (Email_Address : [url=mailto:mk5588@northland.edu]mk5588@northland.edu[/url])
Entry : you cant eat a cheeseburger without saying what belongs on it- lettuce and tomato, hinez 57, and all that other jive you know everysingle word on all of the live albums including jimmy's dialog
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Submitted_By : Gary Patrician (Email_Address : [url=mailto:GPatcs@aol.com]GPatcs@aol.com[/url])
Entry : #3 why are there 3 reasons for a top 10 list? #2 I attended a Tampa Bay Parrothead meeting while living in PA #l well (duh) Im here arent I?............I repeat (duh) im here..........well maybe Im trashed
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Submitted_By : Holly Holbrook
Entry : your CD Player plays "All Buffett all the time"
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Submitted_By : Brandon Barg (Email_Address : [url=mailto:bbarg@vt.edu]bbarg@vt.edu[/url])
Entry : We are a group of broke college kids and yet managed to go to five concerts this year. We drove 7 hours to Nashville, 7 hours to Cincinnati, 12 hours to New Orleans, and caugt two shows in Virginia. That is VA TECH Parrothead dedication!! Fins UP!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted_By : Patrick Phillips (Email_Address : [url=mailto:Parrotheadpat@netscape.net]Parrotheadpat@netscape.net[/url])
Entry : YOU & YOUR MATE ARE REALLY & PAIR OF PARROTHEADS, WHEN YOU BOTH DECIDE THAT IT'S A JIMMY BUFFETT MUSIC MARATHON FOR YOUR WEDDING RECEPTION & YOU END UP WITH A MARGARITA FOUNTAIN.
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Submitted_By : Beth Fleming
Entry : You know you're a Parrothead when... you and your husband choose "Why Don't We Get Drunk..." as your first dance together as man and wife.
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Submitted_By : Tom Selvaggio (Email_Address : [url=mailto:3trees@worldnet.att.net]3trees@worldnet.att.net[/url])
Entry : When I went to the gulf war I brought 15 music tapes and they were all by Jimmy Buffett. Hey, it looked like a beach!
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Submitted_By : Kam
Entry : On my door is a "Where is Joe Merchant?" poster from 1992. I have soooooooo many Jimmy Buffett cd's and tapes you wouldn't belive it. I have a "Live by the Bay" concert Video of him. I LOVE JIMMY!!!!!!! ~~~~~~^~~~~~~~ FINS UP!
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Submitted_By : Donna Rogler (Email_Address : [url=mailto:smartwoman_indy@yahoo.com]smartwoman_indy@yahoo.com[/url])
Entry : You have more than one drawer of your dresser dedicated to ONLY Carribean Soul shirts.
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Submitted_By : Leo Miller (Email_Address : [url=mailto:kidleo15@aol.com]kidleo15@aol.com[/url])
Entry : When you're sitting in front of your computer submitting reasons for signs that you're a parrotthead. When nearly every circumstance whether at work, home or play reminds you of a Buffett lyric. You just feel it!
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Submitted_By : Pam Endreson (Email_Address : [url=mailto:endreson@bellatlantic.net]endreson@bellatlantic.net[/url])
Entry : Your daughter's name is Desdemona, and your son's name is Bob Roberts.
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Submitted_By : Mitti the "Maggie" (Email_Address : [url=mailto:earl@nu-world.com]earl@nu-world.com[/url])
Entry : 1) I have been repeatedly blasted into the unknown on Desdemona's rocketship-thoroughly enjoyed the cookies! 2) I drink margaritas in my sleep! 3) I will never own a car that does not flagrantly exhibit a Jimmy Buffet for President bumber sticker..long live lattitude 22! (Can you believe there are moronheads that have asked me if he is a local candidate? My reply is, no he is the universal candidate.)
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Submitted_By : Shannon (Email_Address : [url=mailto:medsdaley@aol.com]medsdaley@aol.com[/url])
Entry : 1. You subscribe to Buffett newsletter. 2. You begin planning for next years concert as you are cleaning up from the one you just went to. 3. You fantasize about and can relate to the lyrics in most of Buffett's songs.
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Submitted_By : Caribbean Soul
Entry : Your 7 year old daughter decides to do an "interpretive dance" to "Fins" for the school talent show. Your closet has a separate section for "Buffett-wear"
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Submitted_By : buzz (Email_Address : bacg.mindspring.com)
Entry : You spent over $2000 for you and your wife to go to St. Barths to see a free concert.
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Submitted_By : B.J. (Email_Address : [url=mailto:FINSUP53@AOL.COM]FINSUP53@AOL.COM[/url])
Entry : You Just Know...But In Case You Forgot: 3) You have a portable blender that hooks into your car cigarette lighter for a "traffic jam" margaritta, 2) You always seem to find yourself alone and naked on the lawn @ Great Woods, 1) The Home Page on Your Browser is "Buffettnews.com" FINS UP!!!!!
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Submitted_By : cmpete
Entry : You know you are a parrot head when you know you start out with finz left! you murmer "bubbles up, Rockstar" when things get crazy! You have explained Jimmy to a group of quilters as "Part Hank Williams, Part Paul Simon, Part Mitch Miller and Part Spike Jones" YOu and your siblings have converted your father via the Christmas Island CD. Your idea of a break from buffet is putting Bob Marley on the cd player! You made a quilt in honor of Jimmy - and no, i am NOT the only Parrot head quilter in the world!! Your office toys are a JB Bear, A Pink Flamingo,two parrots and a jelly fish.
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Submitted_By : Queen Kahuna from PA
Entry : I am the other Quilter/Parrothead that cmpete mentions! You know you are a Quilter/Parrothead when one of your best quilts is titled "Changes in Latitude"! All your *best* fabric has flamingo's or parrots on it... while your friends collect exotic glassware, you scour flea markets and E-bay for anything with a parrot or flamingo on it. Your 4 year old granddaughter pics out the Buffett CD that is *her* favorite when she gets in your truck, and she knows all the words to "Volcano" and "Cheeseburger in Paradise"...then has to explain to her "other" grandmother where she learned those songs. Your cat is named Captain Morgan... and ....your home page gives a link for Parrotheads and suggests that if you don't know what one is, the page probably won't interest you!
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Submitted_By : Dale Heckler
Entry : When you hear your three year old son, singing Cheeseburger
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Submitted_By : Linda (Email_Address : [url=mailto:crunch4@prodigy.net]crunch4@prodigy.net[/url])
Entry : Your toddlers sing "One Particular Harbor" instead of their ABC's!
Tequilla is a staple of your diet, followed by a close second- salt!
You haven't missed a Florida Buffett concert since you were old enough to drive!
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Submitted_By : Jimbo
Email_Address : [url=mailto:stsumwhere@hotmail.com]stsumwhere@hotmail.com[/url]
Entry : You know you are a Parrothead when your screensaver changes weekly with different verses from Buffett songs, your computer wallpaper is margarita glasses, whenever you get on the internet your computer opens up to "BuffettNews.com", your friends ask you, "is Buffett all you listen, too?" and you reply "Yeah, who else would I listen too?", and you find yourself quoting lines from Buffett songs when dealing with everyday situations.
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Submitted_By : Tracy
Email_Address : [url=mailto:KTscalera@aol.com]KTscalera@aol.com[/url]
Entry : 1 - You spend most of your free time looking for the "Lost Shaker of Salt" 2 - You would travel through earth, wind and fire to catch a concert. 3 - You live by the words "Why don't we get drunk and screw"
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Submitted_By : Jorden
Email_Address : JordenVTAyahoo.com
Entry : You have an All Buffett Radio show, You sing along while you play the songs.
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Submitted_By : Dean Schumann
Email_Address : [url=mailto:dschumann@reliantenergy.com]dschumann@reliantenergy.com[/url]
Entry : You know your a Buffett fan when you plan a trip to a beach cabin, named Sunburn Alley, for the weekend and don't move ten feet because you might miss one Jimmy's songs,while sipping margarita's otherwise known as slug -o- ritas and beer.
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Submitted_By : Dean Schumann
Email_Address : [url=mailto:dschumann@reliantenergy.com]dschumann@reliantenergy.com[/url]
Entry : You know your a Buffett fan when you plan a trip to a beach cabin, named Sunburn Alley, for the weekend and don't move ten feet because you might miss one Jimmy's,while sipping margarita's otherwise known as slug -o- ritas and beer.
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Submitted_By : Tim Rodems
Email_Address : [url=mailto:muscles98@aol.com]muscles98@aol.com[/url]
Entry : 1. When your friends try to tell you that JB is gay, you beat the hell out of 'em. 2. You can carry on a conversation with a guy who has a fin on his Chevy Lumina. 3. A friend asks you to put in "Songs You Know By Heart" and you ask him, "Which Album?"
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Submitted_By : Tyler Omoth
Email_Address : [url=mailto:tyomoth@hotmail.com]tyomoth@hotmail.com[/url]
Entry : When asked what your favorite holiday is, you simply reply a "Jimmy Day!" (any day that you call in sick to work, crank up Jimmy, drink some brews, and do whatever suits your mood.)
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Submitted_By : Helen Howard
Email_Address : [url=mailto:a.d.and.h.p.howard@worldnet.att.net]a.d.and.h.p.howard@worldnet.att.net[/url]
Entry : 1. You rate your child's college choices as how close to Jimmy's spring and fall concert venues in other parts of the country they are. 2. Your grandchildrens favorite crib mobiles are your papermache parrots, and the lulabyes you sing are all Jimmy's songs 3..You know the lyrics, the tunes and the harmonies - on all the different versions of all the songs
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Submitted_By : Dusten
Email_Address : [url=mailto:jollymon97@hotmail.com]jollymon97@hotmail.com[/url]
Entry : You know your a PH when you've realized you just read the entire page or the top ten reasons!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted_By : Janet Pruett
Email_Address : [url=mailto:yansco@aol.com]yansco@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You did your American Lit term paper during Spring break and your topic was Mark Twain because you had already done your research chasing Jimmy.
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Submitted_By : Luis Guillen
Email_Address : [url=mailto:Parrotheadman@prodigy.net]Parrotheadman@prodigy.net[/url]
Entry : 1) When your e-mail address is "PARROTHEADMAN" 2) When you go over your credit card limit just to buy the latest Jimmy Buffett t-shirt. 3) When you are reprimanded at work for using their "business only" internet-linked pc's to see how Jimmy is doing today. (p.s. don't worry, I still have a job!)
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Submitted_By : Diane
Email_Address :
Entry : When your best friend asks your 5 year old parakeet "Who's birthday is Dec.25th?" and she answers Jimmy Buffett. Then you have to remind her that's not the answer to give if Grandma asks!! When you plan your vacation around the High Holy Days of Jimmy's visit and decorate your office with parrot lights, leis and inflatable sharks.
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Submitted_By : margaret
Email_Address : [url=mailto:mosoleil@aol.com]mosoleil@aol.com[/url]
Entry : been on a buffett bus 6 times been to buffett in CINCINATTI been to the bahamas, key west, mexico & make a MEAN MARGARITA
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Submitted_By : S. Burgess
Email_Address : [url=mailto:BBurgess6@compuserve.com]BBurgess6@compuserve.com[/url]
Entry : You pay $65.00 for a $28.00 lawn seat in Camden NJ
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Submitted_By : margaret
Email_Address : [url=mailto:mosoleil@aol.com]mosoleil@aol.com[/url]
Entry : when you live in Redondo Beach and go to a to Buffett bash in CINCINATTII When your friends call you MARGARITAVILLE When you've been to the bahamas, key west, mexico & make a MEAN MARGARITA When you listen to "Christmas Island" in July When you go into your favorite bar and the Bartender switches from beatles to Banana Wind
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Submitted_By : Hoppy
Email_Address : http://members.home.com/thelarsons/
Entry : When you read the "Top Ten Signs You're A Parrothead" and realize you can answer "Yes, that's me" to almost all of them! (and yes, my husband and I did "change out of our 'wedding' attire" and enter our reception donning only grass skirts, leis and a coconut bra top!)
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Submitted_By : r.hamaker
Email_Address : [url=mailto:mangoa1a@aol.com]mangoa1a@aol.com[/url]
Entry : 1. when you use jimmy as a means of escape from this place we call home. jimmy doesn't show up on your drug test either and the only response for your behavior is "its a buffett thing you won't understand" 2.after leaving a buffett concert, you realise someone has dented you car door and you think of it as a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling. .
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Submitted_By : r.hamaker
Email_Address : [url=mailto:mangoa1a@aol.com]mangoa1a@aol.com[/url]
Entry : 1. when you use jimmy as a means of escape from this place we call home. jimmy doesn't show up on your drug test either and the only response for your behavior is "its a buffett thing you won't understand" 2.after leaving a buffett concert, you realize someone has dented you car door and you think of it as a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling. .
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Submitted_By : charlie hunter
Email_Address : [url=mailto:hunterpc@aol.com]hunterpc@aol.com[/url]
Entry : When your sitting in the sunroom of your house in a litle town near the Chesapeake Bay looking out on the snow covered terain contemplating your life and the words "so many nights I sit and dream of the ocean god I wish I was sailing again" keep playing over and over in your mind.
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Submitted_By : kathie banks
Email_Address : [url=mailto:wuvles@aol.com]wuvles@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You Schedule your father's burial at Arlington National Cemetary Between Buffett Shows. (God forgive me, I really did this)
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Submitted_By : April Piercey
Email_Address : [url=mailto:nhlfan92@cs.com]nhlfan92@cs.com[/url]
Entry : When your head looks like a parrot's head. Then you are a parrot head.
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Submitted_By : margaret maurer
Email_Address :
Entry : you're required to wear scrubs to work and everyone of them look like they came from jimmy's closet
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Submitted_By : brandon
Email_Address : [url=mailto:tabascobh@aol]tabascobh@aol[/url],com
Entry : when you put a shark on your car when tickets go on sale 3 months before the show!!!!!!
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Submitted_By : Brian
Email_Address :
Entry : You start to make a CD of "essential" Jimmy to send to your parents to convert them and after creating no less than 4 CDs with no end in sight you just say "Ah, the hell with it," and start sending them one store-bought Jimmy CD a month...
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Submitted_By : Raad Hassan
Email_Address : [url=mailto:Raad.Hassan@iexgroup.com]Raad.Hassan@iexgroup.com[/url]
Entry : You check the Buffett sites every 30 minutes for Tour info, and get "bumed" every time you don't see your city. HOUSTON 2000 PLEEEEEAAAASSS !!
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Submitted_By : Shawn Movsessian
Email_Address : [url=mailto:shawn.movsessian@fhlbboston.com]shawn.movsessian@fhlbboston.com[/url]
Entry : 1. You categorize the month of March as "Ticket Anxiety Month" 2. You own a battery operated blender and buy extra batteries for the concert. 3. You epitomize "Too much tequila, or not quite enough".
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Submitted_By : Eli
Email_Address : [url=mailto:eli@protospace.com]eli@protospace.com[/url]
Entry : You take so much joy in reading about jimmy you dont realize you just read the same entry over and over again!
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Submitted_By : Scott Jaunich
Email_Address : [url=mailto:rjaunich@terra-law.com]rjaunich@terra-law.com[/url]
Entry : Your dog is named "MU," short for "Mr. Utley", and your two year old does "fins" and insists that you then listen to "Volcano," while he "plays" his toy guitar and sings "I don't know, I don't know" in the back of the car!
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Submitted_By : Brandi
Email_Address : [url=mailto:derbran9@aol.com]derbran9@aol.com[/url]
Entry : The highlight of your entire families life came this past summer, when for the first time the whole clan took a bus (not just any old bus)but one with a BATHROOM on board..aah no stopping 15 times over the course of a one hour trip just so the 30 people on board could take a leak...Now that is the only way to travel while consuming mass amounts of that #1 boat drink...
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Submitted_By : Glenn Branaman
Email_Address : [url=mailto:branaman@jps.net]branaman@jps.net[/url]
Entry : You own a "lost shaker of salt" but can't find it!
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Submitted_By : chc
Email_Address :
Entry : When asked what you did for vaction you reply...I went to Key West and had a cheeseburger in paradise!
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Submitted_By : Elaine
Email_Address :
Entry : When you are making a Margarita Pie for the annual neighborhood Buffett party and while measuring the 'important' ingredient... your 9 year old walks by and without missing a beat says "Now Mom, is that too much tequila, or not quite enough" !
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Submitted_By :
Email_Address :
Entry : 1) When your 15 years old and you already refer to yourself to gods own drunk. 2) No matter where you are you have to have in a Buffett CD. 3) Your circle of PHriends are all huge Jimmy Buffett PHans. 4) You despise computers but you can stay on one for hours searching for ParrotHead sites. 5) When you had a female you named her "LITTLE MISS MAGIC".
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Submitted_By :
Email_Address :
Entry : 1) When your 15 years old and you already refer to yourself to gods own drunk. 2) No matter where you are you have to have in a Buffett CD. 3) Your circle of PHriends are all huge Jimmy Buffett PHans. 4) You despise computers but you can stay on one for hours searching for ParrotHead sites. 5) When you had a female you named her "LITTLE MISS MAGIC".
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Submitted_By : Matt Debes
Email_Address : [url=mailto:mdebes@mdpi.com]mdebes@mdpi.com[/url]
Entry : 1. You name your fish "Fins". 2. You plan on missing your cousin's wedding on Labor Day weekend, so as not to miss the last show at Great Woods. 3. You have your Hawaiian shirts dry-cleaned regularly.
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Submitted_By : Patti
Email_Address : [url=mailto:Bufferina0305@aol.com]Bufferina0305@aol.com[/url]
Entry : when your email address MUST contain Buffett! and when you call your best friend on a bad day and leave the lyrics to Grapefruit, Juicy fruit on her answering machine!
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Submitted_By : Lynnette
Email_Address : [url=mailto:Lynnette67@aol.com]Lynnette67@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You fly from Chicago to Florida, then take a 5 hour Cat ride from Ft Meyers, across the Gulf (vomiting over the side of the boat) just to go to Key West(for 3 hours) to have a Cheeseburger in Paradise,sit in his booth and get your picture taken,and buy about $500 worth of merchandise from his store and then go home.
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Submitted_By : Cheryl
Email_Address : [url=mailto:seej2133_200@hotmail.com]seej2133_200@hotmail.com[/url]
Entry : 1.You're 14 years old and have been to ten concerts consecutively. 2.You have peed in the woods like a guy. 3. You have learned how to take tequila shots, while doing fins!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted_By : Mark Coltharp
Email_Address : [url=mailto:mbcoltharp@hotmail.com]mbcoltharp@hotmail.com[/url]
Entry : When you have been to 10 Buffett concerts and remember only the opening acts. Go to key west, drive down a1a 21 times and remember one, order breakfast, lunch, and dinner at cap'n tony's, and make your four year old sing "jolly mon" at the day care talent show. When you go to margaritaville cafe and steal the menu, to only find out they give them away. (sorry jimmy).
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Submitted_By : GREG
Email_Address : [url=mailto:PAROTHEAD17@aol.com]PAROTHEAD17@aol.com[/url]
Entry : When you drive around all year long with a fin on your car
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Submitted_By : Jerry Bethell
Email_Address : [url=mailto:snapper90@hotmail.com]snapper90@hotmail.com[/url]
Entry : You know because all the songs you write sound like Jimmy and all the other songs you play and sing you do with a carrib beat.
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Submitted_By : Pam
Email_Address : [url=mailto:PammyOver@aol.com]PammyOver@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You know you're a parrothead if your dogs are named Buffett and Savannah.
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Submitted_By : moses
Email_Address :
Entry : Your girlfriend of two and a half years breaks up and the only thing you are p*** about is she got the cats...Fuitcake and Calypso.
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Submitted_By : jollymon
Email_Address : [url=mailto:larabee@bright.net]larabee@bright.net[/url]
Entry : You know you're a Parrothead: when the last thing you do before going to bed is to read the TOP TEN LIST of knowing you're a parrothead and the first thing you do the next morning is to read the TOP TEN LIST again just to see if anything new has been added. We all need something to stay in touch with our sanity. It really is the only way. It's a jungle out the kiddies! Have a very FRUITFUL day!
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Submitted_By : Mike
Email_Address : [url=mailto:MALIBUDAY@aol.com]MALIBUDAY@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You are a Parrothead when you have to let your favorite Buffett CD play all night...just so you can hear it in the morning
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Submitted_By : Charles Perry
Email_Address : [url=mailto:perryink@aol.com]perryink@aol.com[/url]
Entry : Your President of the 38 Plus Ticket Sub Club
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Email_Address :
Entry : stub
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Submitted_By : Ralph
Email_Address : [url=mailto:rd12dance@aol.com]rd12dance@aol.com[/url]
Entry : When you can't plan your year in January, cause the concert schedules come out in March! When you brag that you have a friend who works at Heinz57! When your first date with someone centers on finding out how much they know about Jimmy!
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Submitted_By : patsy young
Email_Address : [url=mailto:prthead@gateway.net]prthead@gateway.net[/url]
Entry : When your 5 and 8 year old grandsons ask, "when's the next show". When you wake up in the morning with buffett song lines on your mind. When the only music heard from your house or car is jimmy buffett.
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Submitted_By : GREG
Email_Address : [url=mailto:PAROTHEAD17@AOL.COM]PAROTHEAD17@AOL.COM[/url]
Entry : WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR 3 FOOT FIN ON THE ROOF OF YOUR CAR ALL YEAR ROUND
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Submitted_By :
Email_Address :
Entry : YOU KNOW UR A PARROTHEAD WHEN U LEAVE INSTUCTIONS AND LISTS OF SONGS TO PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL. BEGINNING WITH TIN CUP CHALICE. THE ONLY BRIGHT SPOT IN JANUARY IS WAITING FOR MARCH TO BUY BUFFETT TICKETS. YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS THINK OF YOU EVERYTIME THEY HEAR JIMMY OR SEE HIM ON TV AND GIVE U A CALL.
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Submitted_By : PATRICIA
Email_Address :
Entry : YOU KNOW UR A PARROTHEAD WHEN U LEAVE INSTUCTIONS AND LISTS OF SONGS TO PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL. BEGINNING WITH TIN CUP CHALICE. THE ONLY BRIGHT SPOT IN JANUARY IS WAITING FOR MARCH TO BUY BUFFETT TICKETS. BEFORE U TAKE A NEW JOB ITS MADE CLEAR THAT YOU NEVER MISS THAT SUMMER SHOW, EVEN IF IT MEANS YOUR FIRED.
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Submitted_By : Parr0ttHed
Email_Address : [url=mailto:BiteMeDotKom@aol.com]BiteMeDotKom@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You see nothing unusual about drunk, 50-year-old men in hula skirts. "God's Own Drunk" STILL just cracks you up. You fire the Corporate Travel Agency because they refuse to fly "AirMargaritaville".
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Submitted_By : Robert Hall
Email_Address : [url=mailto:gtebob@gte.net]gtebob@gte.net[/url]
Entry : When you can't wait for margaritaville to release new products, so you can blow more money.
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Submitted_By : Joe
Email_Address : [url=mailto:joe1729@aol.com]joe1729@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You know you're a parrothead when the only time you listen to the songs from, songs you know by heart, is at concerts, or when somebody else plays them.
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Submitted_By : Betsymon
Email_Address :
Entry : 1. Your 3 year old sings "Cheeseburger and a Bag of Ice" in the bathtub 2. Your 9 month old falls asleep to Jimmy's book-on-tape Jolly Mon 3. You drive a SUV with a "University of Margarittaville" sticker, a license plate that reads " 1PAR8HED " and a 3 foot silver cartop fin in the garage for those "really special occasions"
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Submitted_By : Betsy
Email_Address : [url=mailto:StarsOnTheWater@excite.com]StarsOnTheWater@excite.com[/url]
Entry : 3. When you have been to 39 concerts and your 8 year old parakeet has been to 5. Every year the same "birthday request" is made........ Buffett tickets please! 2. Your liscense tag reads OFF2CJB. When people ask what is that you simply say,"If I have to explain you wouldn't understand" 1. When you have been recognized at a concert by the man himself as being an intelligent parrotthead. We had arrived for the concert in our rented RV(with a shark riding up top) pulling the "port'o potty"(the fin was on the top of it).
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Submitted_By : Betsy
Email_Address : [url=mailto:StarsOnTheWater@excite.com]StarsOnTheWater@excite.com[/url]
Entry : 3. When you have been to 39 concerts and your 8 year old parakeet has been to 5. Every year the same "birthday request" is made........ Buffett tickets please! 2. Your liscense tag reads OFF2CJB. When people ask what is that you simply say,"If I have to explain you wouldn't understand" 1. When you have been recognized at a concert by the man himself as being an intelligent parrotthead. We had arrived for the concert in our rented RV(with a shark riding up top) pulling the "port'o potty"(the fin was on the top of it).
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Submitted_By : Panama
Email_Address : [url=mailto:bob.welch@mciworld.com]bob.welch@mciworld.com[/url]
Entry : You come home from a vacation in Key West with a t-shirt from every bar (of course, 2 from Margaritaville!).
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Submitted_By : Jeff Kelly
Email_Address : [url=mailto:kellyjp@msb.edu]kellyjp@msb.edu[/url]
Entry : You know that you are a ParrotHead when your friends can't buy you a Buffett CD - because you already own them all (34).
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Submitted_By : Bill
Email_Address : [url=mailto:buffett6@go.com]buffett6@go.com[/url]
Entry : Everything you got for Christmas this year was out of the Cocotel catalogue. You listen to Radio Margaritaville all day at work. Everyone at work EXPECTS you to wear a Parrothead shirt on casual day.
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Submitted_By : Bill
Email_Address : [url=mailto:buffett6@go.com]buffett6@go.com[/url]
Entry : When you have converted more than one person to be a Parrothead .......... and they have been to more concerts than you have (but have less cd's and paraphanalia)
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Submitted_By : Lizanne Dennis
Email_Address : [url=mailto:jerseyfins@pro-usa.net]jerseyfins@pro-usa.net[/url]
Entry : You know your a parrothead when.... I work in a casino which allowed everyone on the gaming floor to dress in costume for halloween. I came to work dressed in my best parrothead attire complete with grass skirt and parrot on top of my head. I was the only person to dress in costume that night and spent the entire night explaning what I was dressed as and what a parrothead is. I really didn't mind being the onlyone dressed but I couldn't beleive I had to explain a parrothead!
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Submitted_By : bill rickards
Email_Address : [url=mailto:rickards@virginia.edu]rickards@virginia.edu[/url]
Entry : you know all the words to songs on BHOTM within five days of release of the CD
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Submitted_By : JVC/GLC
Email_Address :
Entry : #1 - When you give up ringing in the Millennium with your children to spend it with 5000 other Parrotheads in LA! #2 - When your license plate reads PARR8HD.
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Submitted_By : Jordan
Email_Address : [url=mailto:jlaffy@thestate.infi.net]jlaffy@thestate.infi.net[/url]
Entry : When you take your two sons(3&5) to the McDonald's drive thru for a HAPPY MEAL and they order a "CHEESEBURGER IN PRADISE". The drive thru attendant responds "WE CAN'T SERVE OUR BURGERS MEDIUM-RARE(Health Dept Regulations).We pull out and get Whoppers from BURGER KING instead(99 cents each). Oh yea, BYOC!!! (Bring your own cheese).
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Submitted_By : Jordan
Email_Address : [url=mailto:jlaffy@thestate.infi.net]jlaffy@thestate.infi.net[/url]
Entry : When you take your two sons(3&5) to the McDonald's drive thru for a HAPPY MEAL and they order a "CHEESEBURGER IN PRADISE". The drive thru attendant responds "WE CAN'T SERVE OUR BURGERS MEDIUM-RARE(Health Dept Regulations).We pull out and get Whoppers from BURGER KING instead(99 cents each). Oh yea, BYOC!!! (Bring your own cheese).
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Submitted_By : f/v mary c
Email_Address :
Entry : The music keeps the crab quiet.
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Submitted_By : Louanne
Email_Address : [url=mailto:soosfam@crocker.com]soosfam@crocker.com[/url]
Entry : When you take the cooler with you, there is sliced lime in a baggy and a salt shaker in the glove compartment. Or you stand in line with a husband and a very cold 8 yr old for 3 hrs in March in Massachusetts for tickets for Labor Day....every year!
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Submitted_By : Tom
Email_Address : [url=mailto:tktmtewks@home.com]tktmtewks@home.com[/url]
Entry : You name your boat (delta)latitudes,(delta)attitudes and always fly your "Its Margarita time" flag.
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Submitted_By : lisa davis
Email_Address : [url=mailto:siarra-lis@snet.net]siarra-lis@snet.net[/url]
Entry : You know you're a parrothead when your autistic 10 -year-old daughter who becomes violent any time music plays actually begins requesting Buffett tunes....her favorites are cheeseburger, margaritaville, volcano,.....and, I am not proud of this (well yes I am) WDWGDAS :-b !!!!! This is a true story and a miracle.........THANK YOU JIMMY BUFFETT for bringing music to this little girl who may never have found joy in music if it were not for you, I am overwhelmed with emotion as I write this..........God bless you
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Submitted_By : Barbara
Email_Address :
Entry : Your two favorite cakes are Fruitcakes and sponge cakes.
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Submitted_By : Matt Coltharp
Email_Address : [url=mailto:coltharp@flash.net]coltharp@flash.net[/url]
Entry : When you can sing any given Buffett song at a karoake bar (even if they don't have it)
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Submitted_By : Joyce
Email_Address : [url=mailto:jbjap@aol.com]jbjap@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You would send a wedding invitation to your wedding to JB in hopes he would attend
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Submitted_By : leslie
Email_Address : [url=mailto:swimtch@exis.net]swimtch@exis.net[/url]
Entry : One sign that you are a parrothead is when you can name any of Jimmy's songs in three notes or less!
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Submitted_By : ED KOPERA
Email_Address : [url=mailto:juba46@aol.com]juba46@aol.com[/url]
Entry : You are a PH when you have a 6' pastel, cardboard coconut tree tacked to your wall with two real coconuts on the floor for effect.
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Submitted_By : LAWRENCE LAYMON, DALLAS,TEXAS
Email_Address : [url=mailto:LAWLAY69@HOTMAIL.COM]LAWLAY69@HOTMAIL.COM[/url]
Entry : YOUR "BOOZE IN THE BLENDER IS MORE BLENDED" THAN U YOUR MORE SHAKEN THAN YOUR SALT YOUR BEST FRIEND JUST BOUGHT THE SAME BEACH WEAR THAT U DID (AT THE THRIFT STORE) WAY KOOL DUDE !!!!
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Submitted_By : Noah G.
Email_Address : [url=mailto:giebel17@aol.com]giebel17@aol.com[/url]
Entry : While taking your drivers license test you give the officer the FINS UP! sign when he ask's you to give him the right turn hand signal.
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Submitted_By : David
Email_Address : [url=mailto:phlock@mindspring.com]phlock@mindspring.com[/url]
Entry : You have many of JB's albums on three formats - vinyl, cassette, and CD.
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Submitted_By : Galaxy
Email_Address :
Entry : Pretty Sad.... (1)When you submitt a time off request and your boss asks you "Another Buffett Show"? (2) You fly anywhere to get a "Buffett Fix" and spend $500 on a plane ticket and $200 for a hotel. (3) Read this stuff and make these entries at work!
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Submitted_By : Mark
Email_Address : [url=mailto:mlr44@hotmail.com]mlr44@hotmail.com[/url]
Entry : When you have seen the ocean "once" in you entire life at the age of ten, and join the Navy just to see it again after listening and collecting every Buffet tune ever made!
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Submitted_By : Rick West
Email_Address : [url=mailto:captparrot@hotmail.com]captparrot@hotmail.com[/url]
Entry : Reason 1. Iwanted to name my daughter Margret Rita. Reason 2. Any grown man who wears a cape and mask to Buffett concert and goes by the name Capt. Parrot cant be all there Reason 3. Why the hell not !!!!
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Submitted_By : BRENDA
Email_Address : [url=mailto:finns1@prodigy.net]finns1@prodigy.net[/url]
Entry : A TOP 10 SIGN THAT YOU ARE A PARROTHEAD IS WHEN YOU EMAIL YOUR FRIENDS 4 MONTHS IN ADVANCE THAT TICKETS GO ON SALE SOON FOR GREAT WOODS.
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Submitted_By : Gina
Email_Address : [url=mailto:ginabd@netscape.net]ginabd@netscape.net[/url]
Entry : While riding the ski lift, your 5 yr. old requests to sing CBIP. He also requests that mom make her margis BEFORE sitting down to play "Go Fish"... and JB is ALWAYS on in the car!!!
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Submitted_By : colin
Email_Address : [url=mailto:cdr1@mindspring]cdr1@mindspring[/url]
Entry : You know you're a Parrothead when after several boat drinks in the parking lot before the show, your buddy sits the video camera down to talk to other parrotheads and you get home and the video is two hours of a bottle of Heinz 57!
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Submitted_By : brian
Email_Address : [url=mailto:bmotsett@yahoo.com]bmotsett@yahoo.com[/url]
Entry : if you skip class to sit in your back yard, and listen to buffett music while you sit in a plastic pool that is about a foot and a half deep, and is warmer than there air outside
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Submitted_By : Robert
Email_Address : [url=mailto:rjnaedel@holycross.edu]rjnaedel@holycross.edu[/url]
Entry : You nearly get expelled for demadning that JB be your college graduation speaker or else.... You are enrolled in "Geography according to Jimmy Buffett" at LSU.
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Submitted_By : Terry
Email_Address : [url=mailto:HerRx4Lroy@aol.com]HerRx4Lroy@aol.com[/url]
Entry : I knew I was a phull-phledged ParrotHead when my 2 boys, ages 11 and 12, wanted to see a Bubba-Show for their first concert. Hey, they already have the attire and know most of the words...it'll be perfect !! Oh...huge thanks to AirMargaritaville--they always have a plane on Sunday AND they get you there in style !! ~.~
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Submitted_By : Richard
Email_Address : [url=mailto:richlee722@yahoo.com]richlee722@yahoo.com[/url]
Entry : When you think about next summer's concerts in November!!!
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Submitted_By : RumGuy
Email_Address : [url=mailto:Shane.Brashears@bluestar.net]Shane.Brashears@bluestar.net[/url]
Entry : If you've ever gone down to Fausto's to get some chocolate milk.......
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Submitted_By : Rozlynn
Email_Address : [url=mailto:r_rozkus@skidmore.edu]r_rozkus@skidmore.edu[/url]
Entry : You know you're a Parrothead when a big factor in deciding on what college to attend is when classes start in the fall...I can't miss the Meadows show at the end of August every year!!
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Submitted_By : wednesday night reefers
Email_Address :
Entry : When it's Febuary and you're fighting over who is driving down and back to Great Woods, as well as who gets shotgun. High Fawna G
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Submitted_By : Lori Koonce
Email_Address : [url=mailto:LLK32@excite.com]LLK32@excite.com[/url]
Entry : A. You admit to your husband that the only thing that has been keeping you sane is muttering to yourself..."if we couldn't laugh we'd would all go insane." B. Acutally asking your Buffett news group if they know where Comanchee Skyport is. C Actually CARING where Comanchee Skyport is....
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Submitted_By : scott
Email_Address : [url=mailto:parothd62@aol.com]parothd62@aol.com[/url]
Entry : 1. Convinced my wife and daughter that a short day trip from Marco Island to Key West would be fun. Five hours there and five hours back, thought my wife was going to divorce me. Stayed the night in Key Largo. Had a great time and of course we visited M'ville. 2. Have already discussed with my eight year old daughter that the song we dance to at her future wedding will be "Little Miss Magic". BTW she's seen him the last four summers. 3. Year-round have Buffett tapes in the car.
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Submitted_By : gaye boggs
Email_Address : boggso
Entry : #1 When you just got "logged off" from AOL due to inactivity from reading the top 10 reasons... #2 You are in the airport in Cancun and you can recognize a phellow PH (whom you've never seen before)just because he sings two words as he is walking down the stairs - "Oooh Mexico" #3 You buy your new 2000 SUV becuse it has a luggage rack on top-perfect spot for the shark you bought for the next