Another Crisis

Oz_79 · Post by **Oz_79** » July 21, 2007 1:54 am

pojo wrote:White pants/ shirts/ skirts of mine DON'T stay white......

They would if you only used them during Wet T-shirt, pant, skirt contests!

ScarletB · Post by **ScarletB** » July 21, 2007 8:09 am

ToplessRideFL wrote:No one over a size 2 should wear white on their butt except Nurses.... and most of them shouldnt.... but I think its a law!

I'm no size 2 but I can tell you I always do a "reality check" with a rear view of myself before leaving the dressing room when I buy some!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 21, 2007 8:11 am

and another reason it is great to be a guy.

ScarletB · Post by **ScarletB** » July 21, 2007 9:49 am

RinglingRingling wrote:and another reason it is great to be a guy.

Why? Because you get to look at women's butts in white shorts or because you don't have to obsess about what yours looks like?
Or both?

SuperTrooper · Post by **SuperTrooper** » July 21, 2007 9:52 am

buffettbride wrote:
Skibo wrote:
Tequila Revenge wrote:Why did women quit wearing white pants and shorts this summer? There's a SEVERE shortage of pretty ladies wearing white shorts and pants this Summer, and I want to know what George Bush is going to do about it.
I want to know why they are wearing bras and panties again.
I wear a bra so my kneecaps don't bruise when I run.

And I thought it was to prevent BLACK EYES!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 21, 2007 10:03 am

ScarletB wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:and another reason it is great to be a guy.

Why? Because you get to look at women's butts in white shorts or because you don't have to obsess about what yours looks like?
Or both?

I was thinking the obsession part.

SuperTrooper · Post by **SuperTrooper** » July 21, 2007 10:09 am

A week ago we were at a baseball game, sitting on the aisle. A tall blonde stood in the aisle next to me and had a loud conversation with the people sitting behind us. I had an up close and personal view at her hip level.

She was wearing light cotton pants you normally see as part of a beach coverup outfit.

I turned and whispered to my wife: "Puh-leeze, a black thong with those pants."

The woman then excused herself and passed in front of us down our row to her seat. Wifey said: "Nope. No thong. I guess the rug doesn't match the drapes!"

Dezdmona · Post by **Dezdmona** » July 21, 2007 10:14 am

I haven't had white shorts in YEARS...I think there is an age limit.

seminolegrl06 · Post by **seminolegrl06** » July 21, 2007 11:38 am

its weird because white shorts were in this year. No one really made a pair that was wearable. honestly. they were skinny jeans sorta like the audrey hepburn black pants but white instead. Now there is a reason the audrey hepburn black pants sold well... they look great on everyone. They are perfectly classic. White on the other hand? 90% of the female population can't wear it. its not my butt that keeps me from wearing them its my big cheerleader theighs!

seminolegrl06 · Post by **seminolegrl06** » July 21, 2007 11:41 am

Skibo wrote:
I want to know why they are wearing bras and panties again.

who wears panties? thongs maybe. panties? no.

At least not me or any of my friends. Underwear is sssooo '97. If you wear "panties" they are really just thongs and those are only with your skirts, and your shortest dresses.

Not trying to sound slutty, but since the jeans they make usually show your underwear when you bent over it just made sense to stop wearing them. even though ultra low rise is kinda out now... girls got used to the no panites thing. honestly.

Post by **SMLCHNG** » July 21, 2007 11:51 am

seminolegrl06 wrote: who wears panties? thongs maybe. panties? no.

Many women do, yes. Thongs, no.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 21, 2007 11:56 am

seminolegrl06 wrote: girls got used to the no panites thing. honestly.

omigosh? really???

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » July 21, 2007 11:59 am

buffettbride wrote:
seminolegrl06 wrote: girls got used to the no panites thing. honestly.
omigosh? really???

I heard it on BN, Mal....

must be true.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 21, 2007 12:00 pm

Conolulu wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
seminolegrl06 wrote: girls got used to the no panites thing. honestly.
omigosh? really???

I heard it on BN, Mal....

must be true.

Where have I been? How did I manage to miss this?

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » July 21, 2007 12:02 pm

buffettbride wrote:
Conolulu wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
seminolegrl06 wrote: girls got used to the no panites thing. honestly.
omigosh? really???

I heard it on BN, Mal....

must be true.
Where have I been? How did I manage to miss this?

I should have told you.....so sorry....

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 21, 2007 12:03 pm

Conolulu wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
Conolulu wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
seminolegrl06 wrote: girls got used to the no panites thing. honestly.
omigosh? really???

I heard it on BN, Mal....

must be true.
Where have I been? How did I manage to miss this?

I should have told you.....so sorry....

That's OK. I still love you. Wanna hump?

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » July 21, 2007 12:05 pm

buffettbride wrote:
Conolulu wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
Conolulu wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
seminolegrl06 wrote: girls got used to the no panites thing. honestly.
omigosh? really???

I heard it on BN, Mal....

must be true.
Where have I been? How did I manage to miss this?

I should have told you.....so sorry....

That's OK. I still love you. Wanna hump?

and it's not even humpday yet!

citcat · Post by **citcat** » July 21, 2007 1:29 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:
seminolegrl06 wrote: who wears panties? thongs maybe. panties? no.
Many women do, yes. Thongs, no.

yeah we wear SEXY panties. Thongs are just nasty. And no underwear ? You must wash your pants and skirts and dresses and shorts CONSTANTLY....either that or your dry cleaning bill must be HUGE LARGE !!!
Just a question: when girls wear thongs, doesn't the 'string' get ....never mind. I have to eat lunch.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 21, 2007 1:45 pm

citcat wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:
seminolegrl06 wrote: who wears panties? thongs maybe. panties? no.
Many women do, yes. Thongs, no.
yeah we wear SEXY panties. Thongs are just nasty. And no underwear ? You must wash your pants and skirts and dresses and shorts CONSTANTLY....either that or your dry cleaning bill must be HUGE LARGE !!!
Just a question: when girls wear thongs, doesn't the 'string' get ....never mind. I have to eat lunch.

The string gets poopie. I'll just say it. The string gets poopie.

I either go without or wear panties (you know, panty week). I don't like VPLs.

Doesn't create a lot of extra washing.

And now that things aren't quite as, um, firm as they used to be, I'm a Spanx girl (there's actually a Target Spanx called Assets, also by Sara Blakely which are just as good).

I call it my "Flubber Fixer."

Tequila Revenge · Post by **Tequila Revenge** » July 21, 2007 1:59 pm

This is much more serious than once imagined. I never realized there was a panty, no panty, thong, poopie thong and carpet not matcing the drapes crisis too.

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