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Why did women quit wearing white pants and shorts this summer? There's a SEVERE shortage of pretty ladies wearing white shorts and pants this Summer, and I want to know what George Bush is going to do about it.

Tequila Revenge wrote:Why did women quit wearing white pants and shorts this summer? There's a SEVERE shortage of pretty ladies wearing white shorts and pants this Summer, and I want to know what George Bush is going to do about it.

I had on white shorts yesterday...where were you?

Well personally I think it's the dirt factor. You've got to be careful where you sit. there's nothing worse than walking down the street thinking you look hot but your white pants have dirt where you've sat down

ph4ever wrote:Well personally I think it's the dirt factor. You've got to be careful where you sit. there's nothing worse than walking down the street thinking you look hot but your white pants have dirt where you've sat down

Exactly...it was a big risk for me to buy white shorts this year, haven't bought them in years for just that reason. White is a dirt magnet.

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

Tequila Revenge wrote:Why did women quit wearing white pants and shorts this summer? There's a SEVERE shortage of pretty ladies wearing white shorts and pants this Summer, and I want to know what George Bush is going to do about it.

I had on white shorts yesterday...where were you?

Portland, OR

and THANK YOU!

ph4ever wrote:Well personally I think it's the dirt factor. You've got to be careful where you sit. there's nothing worse than walking down the street thinking you look hot but your white pants have dirt where you've sat down

ummmmmm..... I don't think guys notice the dirt

Tequila Revenge wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

Tequila Revenge wrote:Why did women quit wearing white pants and shorts this summer? There's a SEVERE shortage of pretty ladies wearing white shorts and pants this Summer, and I want to know what George Bush is going to do about it.

I had on white shorts yesterday...where were you?

Portland, OR

and THANK YOU!

And I must say, I looked stinkin cute with my little black top and black sandals...

All I needed was some good red wine......

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

Tequila Revenge wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

Tequila Revenge wrote:Why did women quit wearing white pants and shorts this summer? There's a SEVERE shortage of pretty ladies wearing white shorts and pants this Summer, and I want to know what George Bush is going to do about it.

I had on white shorts yesterday...where were you?

Portland, OR

and THANK YOU!

And I must say, I looked stinkin cute with my little black top and black sandals...

All I needed was some good red wine......

Tomorrow! Off to the Willamette Valley to drink Pinot Noir I'll be sure to share the findings

I've worn mine a lot - but I have to say if it's an occasion where red wine or ketchup is involved I usually stick with khaki.

Tequila Revenge wrote:Why did women quit wearing white pants and shorts this summer? There's a SEVERE shortage of pretty ladies wearing white shorts and pants this Summer, and I want to know what George Bush is going to do about it.

I want to know why they are wearing bras and panties again.

White shorts good, but wear nude underwear. Everything else shows up under white.

I personally think it's the fat-ass factor. Very few women carry white well, and when they try, I usually want to look away rather than drool.

On that note, Victoria has an awesome pair of white capris that are simply stunning on her (but she's only 9!!).

buffettbride wrote:I personally think it's the fat-ass factor. Very few women carry white well, and when they try, I usually want to look away rather than drool.

On that note, Victoria has an awesome pair of white capris that are simply stunning on her (but she's only 9!!).

I look like the north end of a southbound polar bear in white.......
it looks stunning on some women.....I look like a pillowcase full of cats.

pbans wrote:

buffettbride wrote:I personally think it's the fat-ass factor. Very few women carry white well, and when they try, I usually want to look away rather than drool.

On that note, Victoria has an awesome pair of white capris that are simply stunning on her (but she's only 9!!).

I look like the north end of a southbound polar bear in white.......
it looks stunning on some women.....I look like a pillowcase full of cats.

Well, are they dead cats?

[quote="buffettbride"]I personally think it's the fat-ass factor. Very few women carry white well, and when they try, I usually want to look away rather than drool.

That's the reason.

Skibo wrote:

Tequila Revenge wrote:Why did women quit wearing white pants and shorts this summer? There's a SEVERE shortage of pretty ladies wearing white shorts and pants this Summer, and I want to know what George Bush is going to do about it.

I want to know why they are wearing bras and panties again.

I wear a bra so my kneecaps don't bruise when I run.

Bras good.

No one over a size 2 should wear white on their butt except Nurses.... and most of them shouldnt.... but I think its a law!

White pants/ shirts/ skirts of mine DON'T stay white......

buffettbride wrote:

Skibo wrote:

Tequila Revenge wrote:Why did women quit wearing white pants and shorts this summer? There's a SEVERE shortage of pretty ladies wearing white shorts and pants this Summer, and I want to know what George Bush is going to do about it.

I want to know why they are wearing bras and panties again.

I wear a bra so my kneecaps don't bruise when I run.

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