This may have been already been told....still a good one

[Oz_79]

Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse
when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest,
and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five
continue playing standing up.

Finklestein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?"

They cut the cards. Goldberg picks the two of clubs and has to
carry the news.

They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad
situation any worse.

"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet.
Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."

Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks on the
door. The wife answers thru the door and asks what he wants?

Goldberg declares: "Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game
and is afraid to come home."

"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.

"I'll go tell him." says Goldberg

[ragtopW]

[unclejohn]