Where's Jimmy's plane???

[Conolulu]

never approach ANY man when he's peeing, famous or not. That's just a man law.

Well then how do you get to the urinal?

That's easy. I head for the urinal without anyone standing in front of it.

But technically, as you step in the restroom, you will be approaching (distance wise) all of the men.

http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php




I actually took this...

penis envy huh?

Nah....you can buy 'em...

[tikitatas]

@ Connie. Exactly. What's to envy?

[flipflopgirl]

Well then how do you get to the urinal?

That's easy. I head for the urinal without anyone standing in front of it.

But technically, as you step in the restroom, you will be approaching (distance wise) all of the men.

http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php




I actually took this...

penis envy huh?

Nah....you can buy 'em...

[Conolulu]

penis envy huh?

Nah....you can buy 'em...

Gotta love a thread degenerating from where the plane is to buying penises...

[LIPH]

penis envy huh?

Nah....you can buy 'em...

Gotta love a thread degenerating from where the plane is to buying penises...

You need one for the mile high club, so the topics are sort of related.

[Snowparrot]

penis envy huh?

Nah....you can buy 'em...

Gotta love a thread degenerating from where the plane is to buying penises...

You need one for the mile high club, so the topics are sort of related.

one of which? or one of each?

[Oz_79]

So Jimmy's plane is in a penis?

[popcornjack]

@ Connie. Exactly. What's to envy?

I'm sorry if the boys you all have known are so easily replaceable....

[RinglingRingling]

So Jimmy's plane is in a penis?

well, he keeps getting faster ones as he gets older...

[palmettopirate]

AUGUSTA

[Oz_79]

So Jimmy's plane is in a penis?

well, he keeps getting faster ones as he gets older...

Thats true, once you know what you like, you want to get there fast!!!

[drunkpirate66]

one of Jimmy's planes is on Nantucket as of 5AM this morning . . . for those stalkers who care . . . no one ehar does other than those getting extra work because another rich tourist is in town.

[sunseeker]

In the 5 minute interview on Radio Margaritaville last night before he walked onstage, it was interesting hearing Jimmy say his 2 rules about when not to approach him.

1. Never go to his home (though he should have said homes ).

2. Never approach him while he's eating.

They seem like no brainers, but maybe not for everyone.

What about when he is peeing?

never approach ANY man when he's peeing, famous or not. That's just a man law.

and why do women find it OK to talk through the stall?? random strangers will talk to me....and what about people who talk on the phone while going to the bathroom.....siiiighhhhh....

[LIPH]

In the 5 minute interview on Radio Margaritaville last night before he walked onstage, it was interesting hearing Jimmy say his 2 rules about when not to approach him.

1. Never go to his home (though he should have said homes ).

2. Never approach him while he's eating.

They seem like no brainers, but maybe not for everyone.

What about when he is peeing?

never approach ANY man when he's peeing, famous or not. That's just a man law.

and why do women find it OK to talk through the stall?? random strangers will talk to me....and what about people who talk on the phone while going to the bathroom.....siiiighhhhh....

A couple of years ago I was in the mens room at work, draining the monster. Someone was in one of the stalls. His cell phone rang, he answered it and started talking. I flushed.

[AlbatrossFlyer]

In the 5 minute interview on Radio Margaritaville last night before he walked onstage, it was interesting hearing Jimmy say his 2 rules about when not to approach him.

1. Never go to his home (though he should have said homes ).

2. Never approach him while he's eating.

They seem like no brainers, but maybe not for everyone.

What about when he is peeing?

never approach ANY man when he's peeing, famous or not. That's just a man law.

and why do women find it OK to talk through the stall?? random strangers will talk to me....and what about people who talk on the phone while going to the bathroom.....siiiighhhhh....

A couple of years ago I was in the mens room at work, draining the monster. Someone was in one of the stalls. His cell phone rang, he answered it and started talking. I flushed.

did you rip a really good one too? followed with a loud. "oh man I never should have had those burritios for lunch"

[Oz_79]

In the 5 minute interview on Radio Margaritaville last night before he walked onstage, it was interesting hearing Jimmy say his 2 rules about when not to approach him.

1. Never go to his home (though he should have said homes ).

2. Never approach him while he's eating.

They seem like no brainers, but maybe not for everyone.

What about when he is peeing?

never approach ANY man when he's peeing, famous or not. That's just a man law.

and why do women find it OK to talk through the stall?? random strangers will talk to me....and what about people who talk on the phone while going to the bathroom.....siiiighhhhh....

[tikitatas]

@ Connie. Exactly. What's to envy?

I'm sorry if the boys you all have known are so easily replaceable....

Not ALL . . .

[Tiki Bar]

So Jimmy's plane is in a penis?

[Noticing Jimmy's plane on radar]
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

~~~~


Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
Radar Operator: No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge...
Teacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or...
Friendly Dad: Wiener? Any of your kids want another wiener?
Friendly Son: Dad, what's that?
Friendly Dad: I don't know, son, but it has great big...
Peanut Vendor: Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?...
Peanut Vendor: Lord Almighty!
Woman: That looks just like my husband's...
Circus Barker: ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!
Cyclops: RARRR.
Cyclops: Hey, what's that? It looks like a...
Fan: Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph?
Woody: Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!
Fan: It's so huge.
Woody: No, I've seen bigger. That's...
Dr. Evil: Just a little p****.

[RinglingRingling]

In the 5 minute interview on Radio Margaritaville last night before he walked onstage, it was interesting hearing Jimmy say his 2 rules about when not to approach him.

1. Never go to his home (though he should have said homes ).

2. Never approach him while he's eating.

They seem like no brainers, but maybe not for everyone.

What about when he is peeing?

never approach ANY man when he's peeing, famous or not. That's just a man law.

and why do women find it OK to talk through the stall?? random strangers will talk to me....and what about people who talk on the phone while going to the bathroom.....siiiighhhhh....

having never used a stall in the women's bathroom, I could not tell you why they do it. I have never witnessed the phenomena

[Oz_79]

So Jimmy's plane is in a penis?

[Noticing Jimmy's plane on radar]
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

~~~~


Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
Radar Operator: No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge...
Teacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or...
Friendly Dad: Wiener? Any of your kids want another wiener?
Friendly Son: Dad, what's that?
Friendly Dad: I don't know, son, but it has great big...
Peanut Vendor: Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?...
Peanut Vendor: Lord Almighty!
Woman: That looks just like my husband's...
Circus Barker: ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!
Cyclops: RARRR.
Cyclops: Hey, what's that? It looks like a...
Fan: Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph?
Woody: Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!
Fan: It's so huge.
Woody: No, I've seen bigger. That's...
Dr. Evil: Just a little p****.