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Posted: **August 2, 2007 2:50 pm**

alphabits wrote:

Hey, let's get back to the reasons people have sex.
Even though I did NOT have sex with that woman.

man... your mind wanders on every other topic.. why not this one?

Posted: **August 2, 2007 2:53 pm**

tikitatas wrote:
LIPH wrote:
tikitatas wrote:You all look great in those pix!
They could have looked better, some people weren't there.
Yes, you. And me.

And others

Posted: **August 2, 2007 2:53 pm**

RinglingRingling wrote:
alphabits wrote:

Hey, let's get back to the reasons people have sex.
Even though I did NOT have sex with that woman.
man... your mind wanders on every other topic.. why not this one?

Yeah, but on all the other topics my mind wanders TO sex.

Posted: **August 2, 2007 2:56 pm**

alphabits wrote:

Hey, let's get back to the reasons people have sex.
Even though I did NOT have sex with that woman.

i bet he thought about it...

Posted: **August 2, 2007 2:57 pm**

alphabits wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
alphabits wrote:

Hey, let's get back to the reasons people have sex.
Even though I did NOT have sex with that woman.
man... your mind wanders on every other topic.. why not this one?
Yeah, but on all the other topics my mind wanders TO sex.

I am trying to figure out how even you would connect plumbing flanges, Mongolian wool harvesting, and Janice into your opportunity to get three or four "naughty lessons", Houston-style.

Posted: **August 2, 2007 3:15 pm**

tikitatas wrote:
LIPH wrote:
tikitatas wrote:You all look great in those pix!
They could have looked better, some people weren't there.
I think I'd haved loved that Alpine show . . . even listening on RM made me "feel" it!

one reason i did not like the alpine show was females were treating me like a piece of meat

Posted: **August 2, 2007 3:18 pm**

Capt.Flock wrote:
tikitatas wrote:
LIPH wrote:
tikitatas wrote:You all look great in those pix!
They could have looked better, some people weren't there.
I think I'd haved loved that Alpine show . . . even listening on RM made me "feel" it!
one reason i did not like the alpine show was females were treating me like a piece of meat

maybe you shouldn't have kept yelling "meat! get your piece of meat here" while you wandered the lot

Posted: **August 2, 2007 3:19 pm**

Capt.Flock wrote:
tikitatas wrote:
LIPH wrote:
tikitatas wrote:You all look great in those pix!
They could have looked better, some people weren't there.
I think I'd haved loved that Alpine show . . . even listening on RM made me "feel" it!
one reason i did not like the alpine show was females were treating me like a piece of meat

Like her??

Posted: **August 2, 2007 3:20 pm**

txaggirl91 wrote:
Capt.Flock wrote:
tikitatas wrote:
LIPH wrote:
tikitatas wrote:You all look great in those pix!
They could have looked better, some people weren't there.
I think I'd haved loved that Alpine show . . . even listening on RM made me "feel" it!
one reason i did not like the alpine show was females were treating me like a piece of meat
maybe you shouldn't have kept yelling "meat! get your piece of meat here" while you wandered the lot

With your plastic a$$ showing!

Posted: **August 2, 2007 3:21 pm**

txaggirl91 wrote:
Capt.Flock wrote:
tikitatas wrote:
LIPH wrote:
tikitatas wrote:You all look great in those pix!
They could have looked better, some people weren't there.
I think I'd haved loved that Alpine show . . . even listening on RM made me "feel" it!
one reason i did not like the alpine show was females were treating me like a piece of meat
maybe you shouldn't have kept yelling "meat! get your piece of meat here" while you wandered the lot

I do believe what i was yelling was drunk man walking

Posted: **August 2, 2007 3:24 pm**

Capt.Flock wrote:
txaggirl91 wrote:
Capt.Flock wrote:
tikitatas wrote:
LIPH wrote:
tikitatas wrote:You all look great in those pix!
They could have looked better, some people weren't there.
I think I'd haved loved that Alpine show . . . even listening on RM made me "feel" it!
one reason i did not like the alpine show was females were treating me like a piece of meat
maybe you shouldn't have kept yelling "meat! get your piece of meat here" while you wandered the lot
I do believe what i was yelling was drunk man walking

but the women interpreted that as "meat! get your piece of meat here!"

Posted: **August 2, 2007 3:26 pm**

txaggirl91 wrote:
Capt.Flock wrote:
txaggirl91 wrote:
Capt.Flock wrote:
tikitatas wrote:
LIPH wrote: They could have looked better, some people weren't there.
I think I'd haved loved that Alpine show . . . even listening on RM made me "feel" it!
one reason i did not like the alpine show was females were treating me like a piece of meat
maybe you shouldn't have kept yelling "meat! get your piece of meat here" while you wandered the lot
I do believe what i was yelling was drunk man walking
but the women interpreted that as "meat! get your piece of meat here!"

but I am more than a piece of meat

Posted: **August 2, 2007 3:28 pm**

Capt.Flock wrote:
txaggirl91 wrote:
Capt.Flock wrote:
txaggirl91 wrote:
Capt.Flock wrote:
tikitatas wrote: I think I'd haved loved that Alpine show . . . even listening on RM made me "feel" it!
one reason i did not like the alpine show was females were treating me like a piece of meat
maybe you shouldn't have kept yelling "meat! get your piece of meat here" while you wandered the lot
I do believe what i was yelling was drunk man walking
but the women interpreted that as "meat! get your piece of meat here!"
but I am more than a piece of meat

you are? well i guess you have parrotpiss going for you too

Posted: **August 2, 2007 3:28 pm**

txaggirl91 wrote:
Capt.Flock wrote:
txaggirl91 wrote:
Capt.Flock wrote:
tikitatas wrote:
LIPH wrote: They could have looked better, some people weren't there.
I think I'd haved loved that Alpine show . . . even listening on RM made me "feel" it!
one reason i did not like the alpine show was females were treating me like a piece of meat
maybe you shouldn't have kept yelling "meat! get your piece of meat here" while you wandered the lot
I do believe what i was yelling was drunk man walking
but the women interpreted that as "meat! get your piece of meat here!"

Ohio accents don't translate well into Wisconsinese

Posted: **August 2, 2007 3:29 pm**

txaggirl91 wrote:
Capt.Flock wrote:
txaggirl91 wrote:
Capt.Flock wrote:
txaggirl91 wrote:
Capt.Flock wrote:one reason i did not like the alpine show was females were treating me like a piece of meat
maybe you shouldn't have kept yelling "meat! get your piece of meat here" while you wandered the lot
I do believe what i was yelling was drunk man walking
but the women interpreted that as "meat! get your piece of meat here!"
but I am more than a piece of meat
you are? well i guess you have parrotpiss going for you too

one of these days i am going to have to write down the recipe for that

Posted: **August 2, 2007 3:30 pm**

What does a Wisconsin accent sound like? Anything like North Dakota?

Posted: **August 2, 2007 3:31 pm**

tikitatas wrote:What does a Wisconsin accent sound like? Anything like North Dakota?

sorda, only ticker..

Posted: **August 2, 2007 3:37 pm**

RinglingRingling wrote:
tikitatas wrote:What does a Wisconsin accent sound like? Anything like North Dakota?
sorda, only ticker..

Do they say things like "Dool carburetors"?

Posted: **August 2, 2007 3:43 pm**

I love every bone in my wife's body, especially when one of them is mine

Posted: **August 2, 2007 5:30 pm**

txaggirl91 wrote:
LIPH wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:At least no one in Cinci repeated the performance of the girl in Indy last year, spitting out the Sauza Triada and sputtering, "That's not Cuervo!!!!"
So she only swallows Cuervo?
i bet cuervo likes that

I can't find the applause smiley right now but that deserves it!

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