Three Bears
Posted: August 9, 2007 8:25 am
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table,
and he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been
eating my porridge?"
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair.
He looked into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been
eating my porridge?!?" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the
kitchen and yells,
"For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this
with you idiots?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned out the
litter boxes, put out their food and refilled their water.
And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses
downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully because I'm going to say this only once. . . .
.. . I HAVEN'T MADE THE F...KING PORRIDGE YET!!!"
Do you recognise anyone in this tale???
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