Glass of champagne
Posted: August 9, 2007 8:47 am
A chicken farmer went to a local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating.
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man.
As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile,
but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs.
"That's great!" says the woman,
"How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence..."
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