3 Honeymoons
Posted: August 18, 2007 6:08 am
A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding night, she tells
each one to write back about their married life.
To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly
discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to use newspaper
advertisements as a 'code' to let the mother know how their love
lives are going.The first one gets married and the second day the letter
arrives with a single message, simply: 'Maxwell House Coffee'.
The mother got the newspaper and checked the Maxwell House
advertisement, and it says, 'Satisfaction to the last drop...' So the mother is
happy.Then the second daughter gets married. After a week, there was
a message that read: 'Rothman's Mattresses'. So the mother looks at
the Rothman's Mattresses ad, and it says, 'Full size, king size'. And
the mother is happy.Then it comes to the third one's wedding. Mother is
anxious. After four weeks came the message: 'British Airways'. And
the mother looks into the British Airways ad, but this time she fainted.
The ad reads:'Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways
