When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his
sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the
most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his
breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as
he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will
die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three
days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much smarter than men
Women are so much smarter than men
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