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Yes we all love sporks...........now there are knorks!
http://search.lillianvernon.com/EasyAsk ... EDT%202007

So now we can eat w/both hands, or cut and eat at the same time

What, no spife??

alphabits wrote:What, no spife??

Crazy...................I know........what are these inventors doing, why haven't they thought of that

alphabits wrote:What, no spife??

sure that's not a knoon?

jonesbeach10 wrote:

alphabits wrote:What, no spife??

sure that's not a knoon?

I had a knooner once.

And now we have the Chork. Chopsticks and a fork.

http://www.thechork.com/

BRILLIANT !!

and now the Star Trork: (or the Spockspork ?)

alphabits wrote:What, no spife??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spife

or
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporf
A sporf is a single eating utensil combining the properties of a spoon, fork, and knife.[1][2] One popular brand was invented by William McArthur in the 1940s in Australia and sold with the brand name Splayd, another brand with a serrated edge is the Eazi-Eater[3]

springparrot wrote:

alphabits wrote:What, no spife??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spife

or
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporf
A sporf is a single eating utensil combining the properties of a spoon, fork, and knife.[1][2] One popular brand was invented by William McArthur in the 1940s in Australia and sold with the brand name Splayd, another brand with a serrated edge is the Eazi-Eater[3]

I actually have a Sporf (my lunchtime eating utensil of choice)
Looks just like this .....

alphabits wrote:

springparrot wrote:

alphabits wrote:What, no spife??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spife

or
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporf
A sporf is a single eating utensil combining the properties of a spoon, fork, and knife.[1][2] One popular brand was invented by William McArthur in the 1940s in Australia and sold with the brand name Splayd, another brand with a serrated edge is the Eazi-Eater[3]

I actually have a Sporf (my lunchtime eating utensil of choice)
Looks just like this .....

I guess that explains why you always have a bloody lip

chippewa wrote:

alphabits wrote:

springparrot wrote:

alphabits wrote:What, no spife??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spife

or
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporf
A sporf is a single eating utensil combining the properties of a spoon, fork, and knife.[1][2] One popular brand was invented by William McArthur in the 1940s in Australia and sold with the brand name Splayd, another brand with a serrated edge is the Eazi-Eater[3]

I actually have a Sporf (my lunchtime eating utensil of choice)
Looks just like this .....

I guess that explains why you always have a bloody lip

I would think so!
Bet you can't get that on a plane

You know, as a cyclist I have seen any number of devices that combine several tools into a small pocket-sized gizmo.  The problem is that while it is capable of performing the function of of, say, a pliers or a wrench, it doesn't do it as well as an actual pliers or wrench.
Tools — and I include tableware in this category — are designed for a specific purpose.  As any good mechanic or handyman will tell, always try to use the right tool for the job.  These combo-thingies are good in a pinch, when space is at a premium, or you're trying to reduce the total amount of weight you are carrying (as in backpacking), but it's going to be a long time before you see regular sit-down restaurants replacing their normal table settings with sporks and such.

-"BB"-

chippewa wrote:

alphabits wrote:

springparrot wrote:

alphabits wrote:What, no spife??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spife

or
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporf
A sporf is a single eating utensil combining the properties of a spoon, fork, and knife.[1][2] One popular brand was invented by William McArthur in the 1940s in Australia and sold with the brand name Splayd, another brand with a serrated edge is the Eazi-Eater[3]

I actually have a Sporf (my lunchtime eating utensil of choice)
Looks just like this .....

I guess that explains why you always have a bloody lip

That only happened the first couple times. After you build up enough scar tissue, it's not a problem any more.

No wonder my grandchildren didn't like those.

I still eat with my hands. got to love burritos....