THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR ...

[britparrothead]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little
later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and opened it
again and then slammed it shut.

Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"


To which she replied... "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying...

"YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

[RinglingRingling]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little
later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and opened it
again and then slammed it shut.

Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"


To which she replied... "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying...

"YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

did she use a map to find the mailbox?

[jonesbeach10]

BTW, is that a Simpsons Movie reference in the thread title?

[chippewa]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little
later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and opened it
again and then slammed it shut.

Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"


To which she replied... "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying...

"YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

did she use a map to find the mailbox?

She was a South African blonde from The Iraq. They don't have maps.

[RinglingRingling]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little
later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and opened it
again and then slammed it shut.

Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"


To which she replied... "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying...

"YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

did she use a map to find the mailbox?

She was a South African blonde from The Iraq. They don't have maps.

if only she had been an US American...

[chippewa]

if only she had been an US American...

She caught some heat for that, but there are North Americans, Central Americans, Latin Americans, South Americans. I give her points for being specific in her reply.

[IrishPirate]

[unclejohn]

[Lightning Bolt]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little
later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and opened it
again and then slammed it shut.

Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"


To which she replied... "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying...

"YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

did she use a map to find the mailbox?

She was a South African blonde from The Iraq. They don't have maps.

if only she had been an US American...

whatnot...and such...

[ragtopW]

[TropicalTroubador]

Does this say anything about the intelligence of the average AOL user?

[caly]

if only she had been an US American...

She caught some heat for that, but there are North Americans, Central Americans, Latin Americans, South Americans. I give her points for being specific in her reply.

no, you just think she's cute

[aeroparrot]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little
later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and opened it
again and then slammed it shut.

Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"


To which she replied... "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying...

"YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

did she use a map to find the mailbox?

She was a South African blonde from The Iraq. They don't have maps.

if only she had been an US American...

and only if she's a blonde from South Carolina.