The Perfect dress!!!

britparrothead · Post by **britparrothead** » August 31, 2007 11:34 am

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her step-mother to exchange it, but she refused.

"Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she insisted.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind, sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,
"Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."

NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » August 31, 2007 12:08 pm

Niiiice.

IrishPirate · Post by **IrishPirate** » August 31, 2007 12:12 pm

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » August 31, 2007 6:38 pm

drunkpirate66 · Post by **drunkpirate66** » August 31, 2007 7:05 pm

girls like clothes.

funny!

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » September 1, 2007 6:37 pm

Some people do tend to become quite stupid when it comes to weddings (which are WAY over rated to begin with).

But it's still a damn funny joke.

britparrothead · Post by **britparrothead** » September 2, 2007 5:49 am

We are going to a wedding next month in London. A Greek wedding. So far $48 thousand has been spent on this do!! All for one day. Shocking.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » September 5, 2007 8:35 pm