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An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin
on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the bartender.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You
know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last
night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks,
like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free
and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long
story short, I scored big time! We made love all
night, all over the house. We did everything, me on
top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the bartender. "You lucky
bastard. Was she pretty?"

"Dunno...never found the head!"

no head sux or maybe not

That's just gross!!