RIDE 'EM COWGIRL

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » September 4, 2007 10:23 pm

A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune . . . the Supermarket manager sees her and shuts the horse off.

jonesbeach10 · Post by **jonesbeach10** » September 4, 2007 11:42 pm

Tequila Revenge · Post by **Tequila Revenge** » September 5, 2007 12:16 am

NO, NO, NO!!!!

That's supposed to be a blonde from IOWA joke

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » September 5, 2007 12:21 am

Tequila Revenge wrote:NO, NO, NO!!!!

That's supposed to be a blonde from IOWA joke

Two blondes in Iowa were walking along opposite banks of the Des Moines River.
The blonde on the west side yelled to the blonde on the east side "HEY, how can I get to the other side of the river?"
The blonde on the east side replied "You silly dumb blonde. You're ALREADY on the other side."

Tequila Revenge · Post by **Tequila Revenge** » September 5, 2007 12:24 am

Wino you know wrote:
Tequila Revenge wrote:NO, NO, NO!!!!

That's supposed to be a blonde from IOWA joke
Two blondes in Iowa were walking along opposite banks of the Des Moines River.
The blonde on the west side yelled to the blonde on the east side "HEY, how can I get to the other side of the river?"
The blonde on the east side replied "You silly dumb blonde. You're ALREADY on the other side."

I thought that was a Nebraska joke

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » September 5, 2007 12:31 am

WHO said anything about pork?

Tequila Revenge · Post by **Tequila Revenge** » September 5, 2007 12:35 am

Wino you know wrote:WHO said anything about pork?

I won't tell my sisters

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » September 5, 2007 12:44 am

GOOD.
I want to be around to draw my first retirement check.

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » September 5, 2007 5:37 pm

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » September 5, 2007 8:31 pm

IrishPirate · Post by **IrishPirate** » September 5, 2007 9:31 pm

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » September 5, 2007 9:33 pm

Wino you know wrote:A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune . . . the Supermarket manager sees her and shuts the horse off.

britparrothead · Post by **britparrothead** » September 6, 2007 5:43 am

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