The Blonde in the Everglades
Posted: September 8, 2007 9:13 am
The Blonde in the Everglades
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>A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on
>vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the
>worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors
>were asking.
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>After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers,
>the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my
>own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"
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>The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on
>and give it a try?"
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>The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an
alligator.
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>Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young
>woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
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>As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly
>toward her. With lightning fast reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the
>creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead
>gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in
>silent amazement.
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>
>The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.
>Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, " Darn, This one's barefoot too!"
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>A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on
>vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the
>worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors
>were asking.
>
>
>After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers,
>the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my
>own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"
>
>
>The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on
>and give it a try?"
>
>
>The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an
alligator.
>
>
>Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young
>woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
>
>
>As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly
>toward her. With lightning fast reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the
>creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead
>gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in
>silent amazement.
>
>
>The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.
>Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, " Darn, This one's barefoot too!"
