BuffettNews.com

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were
both married to other people, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a
room, they were both very tired and fell asleep
quickly -- he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1 a.m. the man leaned over and gently woke the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get
me a second blanket ? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied suggestively.
"Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.

LOL