$100 Tattoo
Posted: September 12, 2007 7:59 am
Mike gets home late one night and his wife says,
'Where In the hell have you been?'
Mike replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disdain. 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'
'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly,instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
Mike is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital
'Where In the hell have you been?'
Mike replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disdain. 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'
'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly,instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
Mike is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital
