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Forgiving Enemies

Posted: September 15, 2007 2:33 pm
by IrishPirate
At the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you
Have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question...... All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones? "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any". She replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight,"she replied.

"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said. I outlived the bitches." :wink: :wench:

Re: Forgiving Enemies

Posted: September 15, 2007 2:33 pm
by ragtopW
IrishPirate wrote:At the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you
Have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question...... All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones? "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any". She replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight,"she replied.

"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said. I outlived the bitches." :wink: :wench:


:pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: September 15, 2007 3:48 pm
by unclejohn
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: September 15, 2007 10:55 pm
by TropicalTroubador
I could see that coming. :)

I've outlived a couple of mine already. Feels d*m good. :)

Posted: September 16, 2007 6:06 am
by britparrothead
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: