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ladyparrothead
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A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story & listened to
her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma & good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl
said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.


A few months later the father put the girl to bed & listened to her prayers

which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy & good-bye Grandma..."

The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this child is in contact with the other side.


Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:
"God bless Mommy & good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night & got up at the
crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had
lunch & watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he
would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so Instead of going home at the
end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch &
jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of
relief & went home.


When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's
the matter?"

He said "I don't want to talk about it; I've just spent the worst day of my life."


She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"
Lynn



Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, and NEVER regret anything that made you smile.
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