Posted: October 2, 2007 1:01 pm
phjrsaunt wrote:Gummi bears are fun to squish.
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Personally I prefer sour patch kids...
Personally I prefer sour patch kids...
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Posted: October 2, 2007 1:16 pm
In another attempt to get this going elsewheresunseeker wrote:phjrsaunt wrote:Gummi bears are fun to squish.
Personally I prefer sour patch kids...
I've always wanted to squish up a giant bags of chips and drop them on the beach in a circle surrounding the idiot feeding the seagulls 
Posted: October 2, 2007 4:45 pm
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Posted: October 2, 2007 4:48 pm
Q. Why'd the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
Posted: October 2, 2007 4:53 pm
This is one of the funniest threads I've read in a long time. And I suggest that the author read "Candyfreak" by Steve Almond. (No joke--that's his last name.)
Posted: October 2, 2007 5:14 pm
Now if Steve had a sister named Ada .....popcornjack wrote:This is one of the funniest threads I've read in a long time. And I suggest that the author read "Candyfreak" by Steve Almond. (No joke--that's his last name.)
and she married a guy named Jim Joy .....
..... she'd be Ada Almond Joy.
Posted: October 2, 2007 5:46 pm
Why did it take so long for the blonde to make chocolate chip cookies?
She struggled peeling the M&M's.
She struggled peeling the M&M's.
Posted: October 2, 2007 5:48 pm
Geeeez just trying to have some fun . . . why not just take a ruler to my knuckles?thebeachbumm33 wrote:The Catholic Church has never had a problem with "evolution" (as opposed to philosophical Darwinism, which sees man solely as the product of materialist forces). Unlike Luther and Calvin and modern fundamentalists, the Church has never taught that the first chapter of Genesis is meant to teach science.mjeischen wrote:The catholic church does not identify Darwin so we may choose to leave him out of this study for conversations sake as the catholic church is 100% accurate on all it is involved with.jonesbeach10 wrote:Except if we're applying Darwin to M&Ms, wouldn't the M&Ms evolve to the point that they're so hard, they become mini-chocolate jawbreakers?
