Bill in NY

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 23, 2001 7:25 am

Posted By Caribbean Soul
Every morning Bill Clinton takes a jog around NY.
Each day he passes a hooker on a particular street corner and, as he goes by, she shouts out "fifty dollars", and he replies "no, five dollars!"

This continues for several days.
He runs by, she says "fifty dollars," and he says "no, five dollars!"

One day Hillary decides that she wants to go jogging with Bill. As they are approaching the now infamous streetcorner, Bill suddenly realizes that the hooker will bark out her $50 offer and that he will have some explaining to do with Hillary. As they turn the corner, Billy is still in a quandary as to what to do. Sure enough, there is the hooker.

The hooker looks up as they jog by and yells to Bill, "See what you get for five dollars."

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 23, 2001 10:50 pm

Posted By Burgh Bird
CS- He he he he!!!

I just got this one today:
A few days after George W. Bush's inauguration, a man came up to the Marine on duty at the White House and said "I'd like to see President Clinton." The Marine politely answered "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president." The man said, "Oh, okay," and walked away. The next day the marine was again on duty and the same man approached and again asked to see President Clinton. The Marine again answered, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president." Again the man answered, "Oh, okay," and walked away. The next day the same man approached the same marine and again asked to see President Clinton. The Marine, a little annoyed by this time, said "Sir, I've told you, Mr. Clinton is no longer president. Don't you understand that?" "Yes, I do," said the man "But I just enjoy hearing it." The Marine smiled and said, "See you tomorrow."

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 26, 2001 9:34 am

Posted By Caribbean Soul
Here's another Bill & Hillary joke from the same friend who sent me "Bill in NY":

When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 30 years of marriage Hillary never looked. However,on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best ofher and she
lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why.

That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so
sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under the bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave
in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the cans in the box?"

Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Wheneve'r I was unfaithful to you, I put
an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."

Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened but temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the years."

They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"

Bill answered,"Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."

Guest · Post by **Guest** » April 17, 2001 4:48 pm

Posted By Anonymous
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Guest · Post by **Guest** » April 18, 2001 9:12 am

Posted By ChadClt
> > PEARLY GATES
> > Saint Peter is standing duty at the Pearly Gates when who shows up but
> > 40
> > White House staffers from the Clinton Administration.
> > Saint Peter: "What do you want?
> > Them: "We want in.
> > Saint Peter: "Wait here. I'll have to go talk to God about this."
> > Saint Peter departs briefly and goes to see God.
> > Saint Peter: "God, there are 40 Clinton staffers at the Pearly Gates.
> > They want in. What do I do?"
> > God: "We've never had that many Clinton staffers at one time before.
> > Go tell them 40 Clinton staffers at one time are too many. Tell them we'
> > ll take 5 now, and the other 35 can try again later."
> > Saint Peter: "Roger that, God."
> > Saint Peter goes back to the Pearly Gates. Upon arriving, he immediately
> > turns around and runs back to see God again...at flank speed.
> > Saint Peter: "God, God, they're not there any more!"
> > God: "The 40 Clinton staffers?"
> > Saint Peter: "NO!!! The PEARLY GATES!!"
> >

will drink for gumbo · Post by **will drink for gumbo** » July 22, 2001 8:49 pm

CLINTON IS THE ONLY PRESIDENT TO HAVE A VEHICLE NAMED AFTER HIM, ...."THE HUMMER".

Guest · Post by **Guest** » July 25, 2001 11:32 am

I guess you've never heard of the Lincoln.

Caribbean Soul · Post by **Caribbean Soul** » July 26, 2001 9:50 am

QUESTION: Do you think that Gary Condit's behavior is comparable to Bill Clinton's?

ANSWER: Close but no cigar.