I am 'Real Woman'!!

[britparrothead]

Martha Stewarts Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent
ice-cream drips .
The Real Woman's Way
Just slurp the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake.
You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.


Marthas Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.
The Real Woman's Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

Marthas Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the
dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of
the cake.
The Real Woman's Way
WalMart sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Marthas Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a
potato slice.
The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t. Please
recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it
and I don't care how bad it tastes."


Marthas Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it
will keep for weeks
The Real Woman's Way It could keep forever. Who eats it?


Marthas Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces
of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you
wont give a sh*t?

Marthas Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves.
They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
The Real Woman's Way
Why do I have a man?


Finally the most important tip

Marthas Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles The
Real Woman's Way "left over wine? Helllloooo"

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