A Really Bad Day

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frognot
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A Really Bad Day

Post by frognot »

I rear ended a car this morning.

I knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day.

The driver got out of the other car
And he was a dwarf!

He looked up at me and said
"I am NOT happy"

I said

"Well, which one ARE you then?"





That's when the fight started.
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Post by phjrsaunt »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by East Texas Parrothead »

Oh, spew. That's phunny!

Sure wish you could have been with us in College Station this weekend. You and Mrs. Frog would have loved it!
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Post by unclejohn »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :wench:
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Post by britparrothead »

I went to see Billy Conolly last week. He told a story his sister told to him. She was on a full bus coming home from work, there was a dwarf lady on the bus. A young girls got up and offered her a seat. The dwarf lady yelled at the top of her voice is it because I am small you want me to take your seat?? The girl replied 'no', it is because I am younger than you. The dwarf went into one big time!! After about 5 minutes a rather large lady got up to leave the bus and offed the dwarf lady her seat. She yelled it is only because I am a dwarf you are doing this. The large lady said, no I am doing this because you are a human being and we all deserve to be treated nice, and when you get home I hope Snow White kicks your ass for you!!
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Re: A Really Bad Day

Post by RinglingRingling »

frognot wrote:I rear ended a car this morning.

I knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day.

The driver got out of the other car
And he was a dwarf!

He looked up at me and said
"I am NOT happy"

I said

"well, given your driving skills, I guess you gotta be Dopey"





That's when the fight started.
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Post by ragtopW »

britparrothead wrote:I went to see Billy Conolly last week. He told a story his sister told to him. She was on a full bus coming home from work, there was a dwarf lady on the bus. A young girls got up and offered her a seat. The dwarf lady yelled at the top of her voice is it because I am small you want me to take your seat?? The girl replied 'no', it is because I am younger than you. The dwarf went into one big time!! After about 5 minutes a rather large lady got up to leave the bus and offed the dwarf lady her seat. She yelled it is only because I am a dwarf you are doing this. The large lady said, no I am doing this because you are a human being and we all deserve to be treated nice, and when you get home I hope Snow White kicks your ass for you!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by pojo »

that was funny!!!!
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Post by britparrothead »

This was a true story, that is what made it so funny. If you ever get the chance to see Billy Connoly, take it!! :lol: He is soooo funny
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