Old Lady and The Parrot

[11bravo]

Theres this little old lady
and everyday she goes shopping for
what she needs at a grocery store

one the way to the grocery store
theres this pet shop she passes
with a parrot sitting on a perch in front of this shop

as she passed one bright morning the parrot said
"Hey lady!!!... Your UGLY!!!!"
The little old lady said "What?!!!"
And again the parrot said "Your Ugly!!!"

She was insulted but she went on to do her shopping..
on her way back from the grocery store she passed this shop
again and again the parrot loudly said.."Hey Lady... Your UGLY!!!!"

She went home feeling very hurt and angry...
The next morning she was passing the shop again on her way to the grocery store
and again the parrot even louder this time yelled "HEY LADY... YOUR UGLY!!!!"
Well she was just livid!!!!! she ran into the pet shop and told the owner..
"Your parrot out front of your store has yelled at me everytime i pass..saying
I am UGLY!!!!" The pet shop owner said "Why maaam.. this is a disgrace... that
parrot is a real bad bird and i will talk to him and you will never suffer this indignity again i assure you"
The little old lady went home feeling happy

The very next day on her way to the grocery store
she had to pass the pet shop and the parrot was perched out front.
As she passed the parrot he looked at her and said "HEY LADY...."
Really loud... the little old lady stopped dead in her tracks
and faced the parrot and said "YES?!!!!"


The parrot quietly said......."YOU KNOW!!!!!"

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