Mindbender #19

Post by **SMLCHNG** » October 22, 2007 3:00 pm

30 percent of men do this shortly after a divorce.....

nutmeg · Post by **nutmeg** » October 22, 2007 3:02 pm

Marry the woman they were messing around with?

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » October 22, 2007 3:02 pm

get back with the person they divorced EWWWWWWW

Dezdmona · Post by **Dezdmona** » October 22, 2007 3:03 pm

buy a new car
experience depression

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » October 22, 2007 3:47 pm

Refer to their "ex" a ho.

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » October 22, 2007 3:53 pm

go to a strip club

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » October 22, 2007 3:54 pm

Throw a huge party to celebrate

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » October 22, 2007 4:20 pm

actually get laid

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » October 22, 2007 4:23 pm

call their mom

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » October 22, 2007 4:28 pm

The same thing that 70% of women do ... talk trash about the ex

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » October 22, 2007 4:29 pm

boink their secretary

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » October 22, 2007 4:30 pm

in honor of the Harry Potter revelation - come out of the closet

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » October 22, 2007 5:21 pm

upgrade the wardrobe and get a toupe

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 22, 2007 9:36 pm

Date someone half their age .....

Move .....

Sell their wedding ring .....

Post by **SMLCHNG** » October 22, 2007 9:44 pm

redwinemaker wrote:The same thing that 70% of women do ... talk trash about the ex

Officially it was "Spread rumors about their ex!"

(oh, and not ALL men or women do this.

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LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » October 23, 2007 12:48 am

alphabits wrote:Date someone half their age .....

But I've never even been married

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » October 23, 2007 3:08 am

LIPH wrote:
alphabits wrote:Date someone half their age .....
But I've never even been married

Larry, remember the Frenchmens rule: Half your age plus seven years is the age your mistress/lover should be.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » October 23, 2007 10:39 am

That would make her 34, much too old.

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 23, 2007 10:46 am

LIPH wrote:
alphabits wrote:Date someone half their age .....
But I've never even been married

That would explain why you're always smiling.