Mindbender #22

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » October 24, 2007 5:40 pm

Jimmy announcing a free concert in your backyard

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » October 24, 2007 10:40 pm

a woman saying "yes" when I ask her out

aeroparrot · Post by **aeroparrot** » October 24, 2007 10:41 pm

Not getting stood up.

docandjeanie · Post by **docandjeanie** » October 24, 2007 10:45 pm

Eating alot of red meat

Post by **SMLCHNG** » October 24, 2007 10:52 pm

Watching the World Series!!

Oh wait, I know the answer.

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » October 24, 2007 11:03 pm

smoke

(cough...cough...wheeze)

SunsetChef · Post by **SunsetChef** » October 25, 2007 10:53 am

The girl across the hall from me.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » October 25, 2007 10:58 am

LIPH wrote:
nutmeg wrote:Getting out of bed in the morning.
Especially if it's somebody else's

that could be Trauma-GSW, not a heart attack

comemonday · Post by **comemonday** » October 25, 2007 11:02 am

Mowing the lawn.

jonesbeach10 · Post by **jonesbeach10** » October 25, 2007 11:08 am

Alcohol????

(For the sake of parrotheads everywhere, I hope not!)

sunseeker · Post by **sunseeker** » October 25, 2007 11:12 am

watching a sport?

docandjeanie · Post by **docandjeanie** » October 25, 2007 2:22 pm

high blood pressure

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » October 25, 2007 3:26 pm

taking a crap

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » October 25, 2007 4:15 pm

getting your cell phone bill

drunkpirate66 · Post by **drunkpirate66** » October 25, 2007 4:19 pm

being a member of the United States Coast Guard (and did EMT training) I know that answer is a blood clot.

I am sure I was supposed to come up with something funny or out there but that is the answer. Look it up . . .

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » October 25, 2007 4:28 pm

I think a clue is in order....

(I can't *really* play 'cause I already know the answer).

drunkpirate66 · Post by **drunkpirate66** » October 25, 2007 4:29 pm

buffettbride wrote:I think a clue is in order.... (I can't *really* play 'cause I already know the answer).

no clue needed. it is a blood clot. swear to Lord Jimmy. blood clots bring on heart attacks more than anything else . . . including excitement from sex or sports.

creeky · Post by **creeky** » October 25, 2007 4:32 pm

going to the motor registry

having a birthday ending in "o"

Post by **SMLCHNG** » October 25, 2007 7:28 pm

creeky wrote: having a birthday ending in "o"

Not necessarily with an "0"... but it is..

A BIRTHDAY!!

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 25, 2007 7:33 pm

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to .... ack, ugh, arrrrrr ..... thud .....