Now Its Getting Serious

It's okay to Laugh out Loud

Moderator: SMLCHNG

Post Reply
Big Jimmy
User banned 30 days
Posts: 1512
Joined: April 20, 2006 6:09 pm
Number of Concerts: 0
Location: Killing Threads In Only The Way I Can

Now Its Getting Serious

Post by Big Jimmy »

WARNING FROM PAKISTAN

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration,

Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that if military action

against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's and Canada's

supply of convenience store managers.


And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next,

followed by Dell and Sprint customer service representatives.
Image

I AM AN AMERICAN
USA COMES FIRST
THE REST COME LAST

LEARN IT
LOVE IT
LONG LIVE THE USA OR DIE
ragtopW
Last Man Standing
Posts: 39130
Joined: December 18, 2001 7:00 pm
Number of Concerts: 0

Post by ragtopW »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Big Jimmy
User banned 30 days
Posts: 1512
Joined: April 20, 2006 6:09 pm
Number of Concerts: 0
Location: Killing Threads In Only The Way I Can

Post by Big Jimmy »

Funny thing is---- THIS AINT A JOKE


We hope this really happens.
Image

I AM AN AMERICAN
USA COMES FIRST
THE REST COME LAST

LEARN IT
LOVE IT
LONG LIVE THE USA OR DIE
RinglingRingling
Last Man Standing
Posts: 53938
Joined: May 30, 2004 3:12 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: Glory Days
Number of Concerts: 0
Favorite Boat Drink: Landshark, and Margaritaville products...
Location: Where payphones all are ringing

Post by RinglingRingling »

Big Jimmy wrote:Funny thing is---- THIS AINT A JOKE


We hope this really happens.
we do?
Sidew13
God's Own Drunk
Posts: 21743
Joined: March 28, 2002 7:00 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: Breath in, breath out, move on
Number of Concerts: 6
Favorite Boat Drink: Something with coconut rum
Location: Pickens, South Carolina

Post by Sidew13 »

RinglingRingling wrote:
Big Jimmy wrote:Funny thing is---- THIS AINT A JOKE


We hope this really happens.
we do?
Well I don't mind talking to some one who speak CLEAR english, doesn't pronounce my 2 syllables into 4, and their name isn't fuighwfjkfrwhfiwqrifhiwqgfiuiwerui
or A-C-H-phlem
Trying to Take Another Road

Image Image
TropicalTroubador
Hoot!
Posts: 2746
Joined: July 28, 2003 8:47 pm
Number of Concerts: 10
Favorite Boat Drink: The one in front of me.
Location: By the San Francisco Bay, CA
Contact:

Post by TropicalTroubador »

Sidew13 wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Big Jimmy wrote:Funny thing is---- THIS AINT A JOKE


We hope this really happens.
we do?
Well I don't mind talking to some one who speak CLEAR english, doesn't pronounce my 2 syllables into 4, and their name isn't fuighwfjkfrwhfiwqrifhiwqgfiuiwerui
or A-C-H-phlem
Hey...you can't pronounce their name, and they can't pronounce yours. Sounds like it's balanced to me. :)

Loren,
trying to think of the name of the Polish general who helped fignt the British during the American revolution...the one with the hard-to-pronounce name...
Living my life on Island Standard Time...
Island Standard Time - the new Trop Rock album from Loren Davidson - now available!

http://www.lorendavidson.com
SMLCHNG
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 178654
Joined: December 6, 2001 7:00 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: Tin Cup Chalice/Lovely Cruise
Number of Concerts: 20
Favorite Boat Drink: Rum Runner
Location: Castle Rock, CO

Post by SMLCHNG »

TropicalTroubador wrote:the name of the Polish general who helped fignt the British during the American revolution...the one with the hard-to-pronounce name...
?? Pulaski ??
pojo
Changing Channels
Posts: 18359
Joined: June 22, 2006 12:28 am
Number of Concerts: 17
Location: Kemah, TX

Post by pojo »

:lol: :lol: :lol: That was hilarious :D :D
Image
popcornjack
Changing Channels
Posts: 16285
Joined: December 15, 2006 5:47 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: Biloxi
Number of Concerts: 75
Favorite Boat Drink: Dos Equis
Location: Key West

Post by popcornjack »

You mean this guy?

The story of Revolutionary War hero Brigadier General Casimir Pulaski is one of bravery and sacrifice that helped to secure America's blessings of liberty. We remember General Pulaski for his skill in battle, his commitment to freedom, and his willingness to give his life for America's independence.

Born in Poland in 1745, Casimir Pulaski first gained distinction as a military hero while fighting to defend his native Poland. His reputation as a bold warrior and his dedication to the cause of liberty became known throughout Europe.

Pulaski met with Benjamin Franklin in Paris in 1777 and agreed to join the Americans in their fight for freedom. He quickly proved to be a gifted military leader and was commissioned as a Brigadier General. He became known as "the Father of the American Cavalry," recruiting and training a special corps of American, Polish, Irish, French, and German troops who fought with great skill and success. During the siege of Savannah in 1779, General Pulaski was mortally wounded, leaving a legacy of heroism that continues to inspire people around the world.



There are any number of, can't even call them Polish-Americans, because they were Polish and they came here before there was a US of A and helped fight for our freedom. Our freedom. Didn't even speak the language.

You read that Big Jimmy? Or do you have no ancestors who once came here from somewhere else where English wasn't the first language?
Take me for what I am, a star newly emerging.
I accept the new found man, and I set the twilight reeling.
popcornjack
Changing Channels
Posts: 16285
Joined: December 15, 2006 5:47 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: Biloxi
Number of Concerts: 75
Favorite Boat Drink: Dos Equis
Location: Key West

Post by popcornjack »

Hey, here's another one:

Thaddeus Kosciuszko was born in Poland on February 4, 1746, son of Ludwik and Tekla Kosciuszko. He attended school in Lubieszow and then the Cadet Academy in Warsaw before continuing his engineering studies in Paris, France. By the time Kosciuszko arrived in America from Poland in 1776, he was a skilled engineer who came to offer his services to the American colonies in their struggle for independence.

On October 18, 1776 Kosciuszko was commissioned as Colonel of Engineers by the Continental Congress and began his outstanding service of fortifying battle sites, many of which became turning points in America's fight for independence against the British.

Shortly after arriving in Philadelphia in 1776, Kosciuszko read the Declaration of Independence and was moved to tears because he discovered in this single, concise document everything in which he truly believed. When he discovered that Thomas Jefferson was responsible for drafting the Declaration, he felt compelled to meet him. A few months later, while moving south with the Continental Army, Kosciuszko stopped in Virginia to meet with Jefferson. After a very warm reception, the two men spent the day comparing philosophies and eventually became the best of friends.

In the early days of the war, Kosciuszko helped to fortify the Philadelphia waterfront at Fort Mercer. Shortly after, he was transferred to New York, where he helped with fortifications along the Hudson and planned the defense for Saratoga. The Battle of Saratoga became known as one of military history's most famous struggles for independence and proved to be a turning point in the war.

In 1778, Kosciuszko was made chief engineer of West Point, New York. This fortification became known as the American Gibraltar because it was unable to be penetrated by the British Army. Eventually West Point became a military academy, as suggested by Kosciuszko to General George Washington.

In 1783, Kosciuszko was appointed Brigadier General and was awarded the Cincinnati Order Medal by General George Washington, Commander-in-Chief of the Continental Army. Washington also presented Kosciuszko with two pistols and a sword as gifts for his outstanding service to America.

After the colonies won their independence, Kosciuszko returned to Poland in 1784 to help his own country win independence from the surrounding European powers. Kosciuszko was wounded in the failed revolt and taken prisoner by the Russians. Upon his release from prison, he returned to America on August 18, 1797, which he considered his "second home." He received a hero's welcome when he reached the Philadelphia waterfront along the Delaware River. Afterward, he secured a residence at 3rd and Pine Streets, which is now the Kosciuszko House, a national memorial to this hero of the American Revolution.

Kosciuszko was admired by general and foot soldier alike, both for his technical knowledge and for his sympathetic understanding and generosity. Jefferson wrote of Kosciuszko, "He is as pure a son of liberty as I have ever known." Tragically, Kosciuszko, a devoted champion of the poor and oppressed, never witnessed the arrival of freedom in his homeland, Poland.

Kosciuszko was a firm believer of equality and requested that the money from his estate be used to buy freedom for slaves, help to educate them and provide them with enough land to support themselves.

Kosciuszko spent the last years of his life in Switzerland, where on October 15, 1817 he died at the age of 72. He is buried in Wawel Castle, in Krakow, Poland, among the tombs of the Polish Kings.


Wow. Studied in Poland, and then France. Betcha that means English was like, what, his third language?
Take me for what I am, a star newly emerging.
I accept the new found man, and I set the twilight reeling.
OystersandBeer
Overkill
Posts: 1024
Joined: March 13, 2006 10:09 am
Favorite Buffett Song: Coast is Clear (Gulf Coast Version)
Number of Concerts: 10
Location: Pensacola

Post by OystersandBeer »

Sidew13 wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Big Jimmy wrote:Funny thing is---- THIS AINT A JOKE


We hope this really happens.
we do?
Well I don't mind talking to some one who speak CLEAR english, doesn't pronounce my 2 syllables into 4, and their name isn't fuighwfjkfrwhfiwqrifhiwqgfiuiwerui
or A-C-H-phlem

I think you meant, "someone who speaks..."

Come on, if you are going to clown on someone for not speaking clear English, shouldn't you try to do so as well? And English is a language, capitalize it.
Post Reply