Mindbender #29

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 30, 2007 3:40 pm

Went to a Buffett concert the night before and were still hung over .....

..... also the #1 cause of teacher absenteeism

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » October 30, 2007 5:13 pm

Grandma came over while I was doing my homework and accidentally pushed the little button on her necklace and all the fire and ambulance workers caused me to forget my homework and the dog ate it and I needed a day off for rest.

nutmeg · Post by **nutmeg** » October 30, 2007 6:21 pm

have a tummyache

Big Phan · Post by **Big Phan** » October 30, 2007 6:55 pm

alphabits wrote:Went to a Buffett concert the night before and were still hung over .....

..... also the #1 cause of teacher absenteeism

Shhhhhhhh!!!!

Big Phan · Post by **Big Phan** » October 30, 2007 6:56 pm

Overslept because nobody was home to wake them.

drunkpirate66 · Post by **drunkpirate66** » October 30, 2007 7:06 pm

don't yell . . . but this question holds no merit because Elementary School students miss school for different reasons than high school students . . . and it does vary state to state . . .

Elementary school = fever
High School = exhaustion (caused from sports and work on top of school work and college planning).

the answer aint blood clots

but again these are correct or the United States Military Health Bureau is wrong.

Post by **SMLCHNG** » October 30, 2007 8:55 pm

Hush, poopie head, Jon.

Many of you are close to the answer, but you need to be more specific.

Big Phan · Post by **Big Phan** » October 30, 2007 9:07 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:Hush, poopie head, Jon.

Many of you are close to the answer, but you need to be more specific.

Tequila hangover???

docandjeanie · Post by **docandjeanie** » October 30, 2007 9:12 pm

My dog ate my homework

Post by **SMLCHNG** » October 30, 2007 9:16 pm

Y'all are making me soooo laugh!!

Mr Play · Post by **Mr Play** » October 30, 2007 10:21 pm

Playing hookie

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 30, 2007 10:24 pm

The common cold

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 30, 2007 10:25 pm

The common denominator (math suks)

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 30, 2007 10:25 pm

Common sense??

docandjeanie · Post by **docandjeanie** » October 30, 2007 10:41 pm

amnesia

forgot where the school was, forgot that they had to go to school

just plain stupidity

we need a clue

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » October 30, 2007 11:55 pm

turned the wrong direction when I left the house (the earth moved last night

)

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » October 31, 2007 5:16 am

alright...I'm gonna be illness specific ..

Asthma.

I missed half the 5th , 6th , and 7th grade due to it..

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » October 31, 2007 5:59 am

Diabetes?

( God I sound like Nurse Doom & Gloom!

)

Migration Michelle · Post by **Migration Michelle** » October 31, 2007 6:01 am

fever...like my daughter yesterday and today (just in time for the Tampa concert!!)

drunkpirate66 · Post by **drunkpirate66** » October 31, 2007 7:55 am

SMLCHNG wrote:Hush, poopie head, Jon.

Many of you are close to the answer, but you need to be more specific.

why are my answers always "poopie . . ."

missing school because of a fever is not funny enough?