Mindbender #38

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A survey says that 2 percent of men will do this to impress a girl...
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Post by drunkpirate66 »

fart.
the hit and run is as good as any religion around this time of year . . .
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drunkpirate66 wrote:fart.
guilty as charged.
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Pretend to be from a foreign country
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Play the accordian
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Do an ancient ritualistic mating dance
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Shave their head
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Post by CaptainP »

Shave something else
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Post by Conolulu »

Lie about their job?
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shoot her husband
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lurk in their bushes at night
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Post by CaptainP »

(With it being only 2%, a lot of my joke posts could actually be accurate!!!)
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Post by txaggirl91 »

Conolulu wrote:Lie about their job?
how about just lie?
I must be wishing on someone else's star....
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Post by LIPH »

get a Prince Albert
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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LIPH wrote:get a Prince Albert
in a can?
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Post by comemonday »

Stuff a sock in their pants? I know that impresses the hell out of me!
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Post by CaptainP »

comemonday wrote:Stuff a sock in their pants? I know that impresses the hell out of me!
Stuff their pants in their sock?
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alphabits wrote:
LIPH wrote:get a Prince Albert
in a can?
They're trying to impress a woman, not Richard Simmons
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Post by LIPH »

txaggirl91 wrote:
Conolulu wrote:Lie about their job?
how about just lie?
We have to level the playing field
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Post by drunkpirate66 »

LIPH wrote:
alphabits wrote:
LIPH wrote:get a Prince Albert
in a can?
They're trying to impress a woman, not Richard Simmons
I farted in a can once.
the hit and run is as good as any religion around this time of year . . .
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