Dirty Hotels
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Patriotic Phlocker
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Dirty Hotels
You just gotta love hotels. I hope it isn't a common practice.
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Unfortunately, hotels end up being my home away from home about half of every month.
I've seen some pictures taken under black light conditions (the kind the CSI guys use) and it's pretty disgusting what the bedspreads, furniture and other items in the average hotel room are covered with. If it can leak out of a human body at some point it's there. Ugh!
And the average hotel room TV remote should come equipped with a condom (judging from what they find on them).
I've seen some pictures taken under black light conditions (the kind the CSI guys use) and it's pretty disgusting what the bedspreads, furniture and other items in the average hotel room are covered with. If it can leak out of a human body at some point it's there. Ugh!
And the average hotel room TV remote should come equipped with a condom (judging from what they find on them).
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pbans
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GAK.....hotel rooms are inherently skeevy......but OMG....
esp the one with the lady cleaning the toilet and then the glasses with the same poo gloves.....
*adding hotel room glasses to the list of things I can't touch*
esp the one with the lady cleaning the toilet and then the glasses with the same poo gloves.....
*adding hotel room glasses to the list of things I can't touch*
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Motel 6......we'll leave the (black) light on for ya....flyboy55 wrote:Unfortunately, hotels end up being my home away from home about half of every month.
I've seen some pictures taken under black light conditions (the kind the CSI guys use) and it's pretty disgusting what the bedspreads, furniture and other items in the average hotel room are covered with. If it can leak out of a human body at some point it's there. Ugh!
And the average hotel room TV remote should come equipped with a condom (judging from what they find on them).
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Gotta pay for private school somehow.Capt.Flock wrote:and if you ask nicely plus 20 dollars you can watch it (sorry Mal you know I love you)Conolulu wrote:buffettbride wrote:Um, well, um, well, um, wel......Conolulu wrote:buffettbride wrote:I've made some hotel rooms dirty.
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buffettbride wrote:Gotta pay for private school somehow.Capt.Flock wrote:and if you ask nicely plus 20 dollars you can watch it (sorry Mal you know I love you)Conolulu wrote:buffettbride wrote:Um, well, um, well, um, wel......Conolulu wrote:buffettbride wrote:I've made some hotel rooms dirty.
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I guess this isn't much different than the story about the stewardesses who allegedly use hotel coffee makers to launder their undergarments on long trips.
Not sure if that one is an urban legend or not.
I don't want to live on that kind of island
No, I don't want to swim in a roped off sea.
Too much for me, too much for me
I've got to be where the wind and the water are free.
No, I don't want to swim in a roped off sea.
Too much for me, too much for me
I've got to be where the wind and the water are free.
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Oddly in recalling most of the hotels I've been to as of late have been the individual use plastic wrapped cups. I only use the hotels for the hourly rate so I don't get to venture into their stemware too much . . . .

The Parrot Dice Lounge kinda like a mirage. Here today and gone tomorrow. You should stop by and say hello when visiting Chicago on tour.
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Well atleast you know it hasn't been rinsed in the toilet recently.pojo wrote:eww!!!!!!! I have a glass sitting in my bathroom that has dust all over it... dust!
The Parrot Dice Lounge kinda like a mirage. Here today and gone tomorrow. You should stop by and say hello when visiting Chicago on tour.





