A Great Physical
Posted: December 10, 2007 8:04 pm
An 85-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his
tests come back with normal results. The
doctor says, "Bill, everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace
with God?"
Bill replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have
poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in
the middle of the night to
go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm
done, poof! The light goes off. "Wow, that's
incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bill's
wife.
"Ethel,"he says "Bill is doing fine! But I had to call
you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof!
the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done,
poof! the light goes off?"
"Oh my gosh!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the
refrigerator again!"
tests come back with normal results. The
doctor says, "Bill, everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace
with God?"
Bill replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have
poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in
the middle of the night to
go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm
done, poof! The light goes off. "Wow, that's
incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bill's
wife.
"Ethel,"he says "Bill is doing fine! But I had to call
you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof!
the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done,
poof! the light goes off?"
"Oh my gosh!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the
refrigerator again!"
