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Randy Johnson fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.BottleofRum wrote:st.somewhere wrote:John Lackey is one ugly mother f*cker! His bottom teeth look like a line up of broken bottles. Which is especially attractive when his mouth hangs open 90% of the time...we were actually debating this last night at the game with other people in Section 21, who is uglier, Randy Jonson or John Lackey? the consensus was Johnson, with Lackey a close second.
Here's another one for the ugly pitcher hall of fame-former Brave and Pirate-Zane Smith
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Man I love that saying ROTFLFrank4 wrote:Randy Johnson fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.BottleofRum wrote:st.somewhere wrote:John Lackey is one ugly mother f*cker! His bottom teeth look like a line up of broken bottles. Which is especially attractive when his mouth hangs open 90% of the time...we were actually debating this last night at the game with other people in Section 21, who is uglier, Randy Jonson or John Lackey? the consensus was Johnson, with Lackey a close second.
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& it's quite appropriate for RJ
edit: GO SOX
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WHJY in Providence had this song sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies.
It's the Ballad of Jed Lowrie. Pretty funny.
http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/ballad ... lowrie.mp3
It's the Ballad of Jed Lowrie. Pretty funny.
http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/ballad ... lowrie.mp3
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LaTda! wrote:Man I love that saying ROTFLFrank4 wrote:Randy Johnson fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.BottleofRum wrote:st.somewhere wrote:John Lackey is one ugly mother f*cker! His bottom teeth look like a line up of broken bottles. Which is especially attractive when his mouth hangs open 90% of the time...we were actually debating this last night at the game with other people in Section 21, who is uglier, Randy Jonson or John Lackey? the consensus was Johnson, with Lackey a close second.
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edit: GO SOX
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Aside from putting the butt back in Butt Ugly. I never like him as a player. His talent was amazing. I just thought he was nothing more then a hired gun, no real loyalty to any team. When the D-backs got bad he whined he wanted to go to the Yankees. He just never really appealed to me as a ball player
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Heard this on WEEI (sports talk 850AM Boston this morning):
Caller: the best thing would be for that pr*ck Brett Myers to throw at Manny and drill him in the elbow. Manny charges the mound and breaks his hand pounding that wife beating as$hole's head into the dirt. They both have to sit out the rest of the season and the fans can actually cheer their teams without supporting these jerks.

Caller: the best thing would be for that pr*ck Brett Myers to throw at Manny and drill him in the elbow. Manny charges the mound and breaks his hand pounding that wife beating as$hole's head into the dirt. They both have to sit out the rest of the season and the fans can actually cheer their teams without supporting these jerks.
the hit and run is as good as any religion around this time of year . . .
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I don't think so. I had thought, that the longer you leave Lowe in the more frustrating he is to batters. (Maybe it's just me remembering it that way)CaptainP wrote:Phils have taken the lead. Did Torre leave Lowe in too long?
I think that the Phils were able to make Lowe raise his pitches.
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I didn't know this BUT the Rays have the 9th youngest rotation in Major League post season history. Two of the teams that were brought up were the 1986 Mets and the 1916 Red Sox. I don't know the other 6.
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Bingo, everyone but Ryan Howard, I agree!!!! They will have to pitch to him now, Pat the bat, has his swing back, 3 home runs in last 4 games and it couldn't happen at a better timeaeroparrot wrote:I don't think so. I had thought, that the longer you leave Lowe in the more frustrating he is to batters. (Maybe it's just me remembering it that way)CaptainP wrote:Phils have taken the lead. Did Torre leave Lowe in too long?
I think that the Phils were able to make Lowe raise his pitches.
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