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Posted: **January 9, 2008 10:29 am**

Q: What does and angry Kangaroo do??
A: Get hopping mad!

Q: What animals need oiling?
A: Mice, because they squeak!

Q: What happened to the canibal lion?
A: He had to swallow his pride!

Q: What do you call a man wityh a paper bag on his head?
A: Russell

Posted: **January 9, 2008 11:22 am**

what did the zero say to the eight?

NICE BELT.

Posted: **January 9, 2008 6:37 pm**

Posted: **January 9, 2008 10:59 pm**

freaky4tiki wrote:what did the zero say to the eight?

NICE BELT.

That one took me a few seconds

Posted: **January 10, 2008 9:31 am**

My son got four joke books a couple of Christmases ago. he reads them at night before bed so once in a while remembers a good one. and some times we hear him laughing at night!

Posted: **January 10, 2008 10:02 am**

These jokes come from Christmas Crackers. Do you know what they are? or are they a typical British thing?

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Jokes for children

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