Apology to China

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> Apology To China
>
> It is with deep regret and contrition that I, the President of the United
> States of America, offer this apology to the Chinese nation and its
> people.
> I apologize for the heinous act performed by our large, sluggish,
> propeller-driven airplane that got in the way of your highly maneuverable,
> supersonic, technologically superior jet aircraft. Furthermore, I
> sincerely
> regret that by flying in international airspace, we forced your "highly
> competent" pilot to fly his aircraft into our own, causing him to spiral
> to
> his death into the ocean. We also regret forcing him to attempt aerial
> intimidation upon our slower moving, unarmed, surveillance vehicle.
>
> This situation brings to mind a similar episode when I was in grade School
> and my face got in the way of the schoolyard bully's fist. He broke a
> bone
> in his hand, and I felt as compelled then to apologize for the incident as
> I
> do now. Let me summarize by stating that it is our sincere hope that you
> accept our heartfelt and sincere apology for the actions committed by your
> pilot. We are sorry that we got in the way. We are sorry that we were
> forced to leave international airspace and land in Chinese territory. We
> are
> sorry that you were forced to provide food and housing for our military
> personnel.
>
> Most of all, we are sorry that you have in your possession some of the
> most
> technologically advanced surveillance equipment on the planet. I hope
> that
> you can find it in your heart to forgive us. I also hope that you will
> soon
> release our servicemen, servicewomen, and our property. Because I really
> don't want to have to apologize again when we have to kick your a--.
>
> Sincerely,
> George W Bush
> President of the United States
>