Been around but still good
Posted: January 23, 2008 3:20 pm
Questions That Haunt Me
Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to 'put your two cents in,' but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts?' Where's that extra penny going?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's inside your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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Can you cry under water?
________________________________
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
________________________________
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in,' but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts?' Where's that extra penny going?
________________________________
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
________________________________
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
________________________________
What disease did cured ham actually have?
________________________________
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
________________________________
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
________________________________
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
________________________________
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
________________________________
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
________________________________
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
________________________________
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
________________________________
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
________________________________
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
________________________________
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
________________________________
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
________________________________
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
________________________________
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
________________________________
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
________________________________
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
________________________________
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
________________________________
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
________________________________
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's inside your butt?
________________________________
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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