PH wiffle ball rules:
1. 2 teams of 9 players
2. Each team needs a bat boy/girl
3. Maximum 0f 5 runs per team per inning
4. Maximum of 3 innings
5. Make a small baseball diamond
6. Defense must have a beer at their feet- close to empty call your bat boy/girl to bring another
7. Cheating is encouraged
Coin flip to decide which team is at bat first
1. bat is to be filled with beer 1/4 of the way up for 1st pitch- bat boy/girl
2. batter needs to drink the beer in the bat at the plate. If they get a strike bat boy/girl will fill the bat with ½ the original amt. batter must down the beer before the 2nd pitch. If strike repeat above. On the third strike the bat is to be filled ¼ of the way up with beer and batter must drink. All team mates must take a “sizable” drink from their glass/cup/bottle as well
3. If the batter gets a hit they must advance to the plate as well as any runners on base must advance. Defense must take a “sizable” drink
4. If the batter scores a run players on defense must take a “sizable” drink for each base and home plate for each runner scoring. 1 runner=4, 2 runners=7, 3=9 “sizable drinks
5. If batter hits a home run rule number 4 is in place as well as the batter gets to make up a rule that all batters/runners must follow. Nothing vulgar, against another players moral code, or illegal. Example runner must circle the base 3 times before touching the base. Remember all players including the rule maker MUST follow the rules if not and judged guilty by an “umpire contest” (see below) violating team must all take a “sizable” drink.
6. Remember cheating is allowed if you don’t get caught. How you get caught is any player can call “foul”. Once a foul has been called by a team a timeout is called. Each team appoints an umpire. They must each down a beer (using the sleeve you will learn about later) and turn the cup over their head (the beer does not necessarily have to be empty when turned over the head) the first one to do so wins the call. Losing team must take a “sizable” drink. The same umpire per team can not be used more than once before all teammates have been the umpire.
7. The team who won the coin toss at the start of the game picks their ump last in each challenge.
8. A “sizeable” drink is judged by the other team. Any player can call foul for nursing a beer. Once a foul has been called a timeout is in place and rule 6 followed.
9. The “Larry rule”- Any girl at bat can flash for a total of 5 seconds or more and an automatic home run is scored with rule 5 also going into place. Only 2 flashes per inning allowed
10. If at anytime during the game Yellow stars walk by all players must stop and pay homage and take a “sizable” drink
Really cool beads are handed out to the winning team

